DragonFlames Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 (edited) Imagine emptying a bucket of water into a bathtub that's already full and the amount of water in the bathtub didn't increase. I think I'd be scared witless if that happened. How do you feel about eating junk food at 3am? Edited November 11, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 (edited) (Watch from 0:16 to 0:22). Is this excerpt, from my history notes, correct? Grand Prince Ieyasu Tokugawa, a Catholic, was declared Maharani (= Queen) of Germany by the Ottoman Caliph. Edited November 11, 2018 by Stephen the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Stephen the Great said: I legit laughed out loud! XD 1 minute ago, Stephen the Great said: Is this excerpt, from my history notes, correct? Grand Prince Ieyasu Tokugawa, a Catholic, was declared Maharani of Germany by the Ottoman Caliph. It IS missing the part where he won the American Civil War all by himself and without any casualties, but otherwise, I see nothing wrong with it. What is more attractive to you: mahagony or plastic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 15 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: I legit laughed out loud! XD It IS missing the part where he won the American Civil War all by himself and without any casualties, but otherwise, I see nothing wrong with it. What is more attractive to you: mahagony or plastic? (Not the actual question) What was most funny about it? Mahogany. Plastic is too common these days. (The actual question) How does an army get negative casualties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 By resurrecting the dead. Why are a lot of historical things so awesome, like siege engines and winged hussars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Because 3 - 1 = 2. Why do we spew nonsense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 27 minutes ago, Stephen the Great said: (Not the actual question) What was most funny about it? Just the transition from semi-serious over-the-top family drama to cosmetics commercial. 10 minutes ago, Stephen the Great said: Why do we spew nonsense? Because it's hilarious. Who coined the famous phrase "meh"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 11, 2018 Author Share Posted November 11, 2018 Eeyore. How much soap does one have to eat to fart bubbles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 A lot. Why am I so lonely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 12, 2018 Author Share Posted November 12, 2018 Because you're Eeyore. Why did I reference Eeyore in two answers in a row? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Because you love Winnie-The-Pooh. Why do I always have to change my cousin's diaper whenever she and her mom and dad visit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Because your aunt and uncle are lazy. Maybe. Did you ever wake up and were not able to breathe. Like, at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 I'd be waking up dead if that happened. If the antiderivative of cos x at pi is 0, and the air resistance is negligible, how many bottle caps can I purchase with the x^2 button on my graphing calculator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 You lost me at "If". Seriously, though, I did the math and the answer is 3.1415926535897932384626433 What is the secret to becoming beautiful? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 By studying a L'Oreal(TM) differential calculus textbook. Is Nights of Azure a promotional game for partial differentiation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Yes! Yes, it is. Also something, something opera music and demon lolis. Why are Ireland and Northern Ireland separate countries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Something something English imperialism. What happens if you antidifferentiate the square root of a demon loli and subtract 2031.2124? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 The universe implodes. How many puns can you make until you get pun-ished for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 An entire paragraph of them. Or when you start mocking real life companies: On a different note, Wizelsucht is a rare neurological symptom were someone has a tendency to make puns. Would adding stickers to a skateboard change the physics of doing jumps and tricks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 No, unless they are stacked on top of one another. What is the square root of Serenes Forest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Integrity. What would it be like if I was born five years earlier? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 You might have a different taste in games, books, movies, etc. You might also have a slightly different view on the world than you would have today. Then again, it may not be as big of a difference as you might think. OR the contrasts between your two selves would be as clear as night and day. Why is syncing the frames per second with a moving object so fun to watch? Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapnStix Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Because reasons? Is mayonnaise an instrument? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 No. Can anyone give me advice on love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin126 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Don't trust the Flowey the flower that promises to give you some. Why do math teachers always seem so peppy and happy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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