IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Dr. Hannibal Lector! His cakes did taste pretty weird though... Why did you call me here? I was busy sleeping! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 Because it's time to wake up and go to school, kids! If Mike is short for Michael, is Bike short for Bichael? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 No How many bands do you like that are still making songs/albums that you like (for me, just two)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 Purple because aliens don't wear hats. Serious answer: Zero. What should I do with this old man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Ransom him back to his family. Why didn't Injustice 1 or 2 use a farm as a level? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Because the designers were lazy. Why is lowen so good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 26, 2018 Author Share Posted August 26, 2018 Because he's the only FE character who needs a haircut. If Sain and Gatrie were college frat boys, who would end up knocking somebody up first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Despite having limited knowledge of either character (blame my emulator crapping out for the former and the Tellius games being difficult to find for the latter), I'd say Gatrie. Sain gives off the impression that he's a chivalrous pervert. Gartie being told that he'd "hit on a tree if it had a skirt" is... not high praise at all, to say the least. Why do I really want a crossover between Treasure Planet and Sid Meiers Pirates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Because you like pirates. Argh. Â Why are dungeons in medieval times scary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 28, 2018 Author Share Posted August 28, 2018 (edited) To scare prisoners into behaving on the chance they're let out. Who cut the cheese? Edited August 28, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 This does: What's the opposite of ADHD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 DHDA. Definitely Having Drastic Attention? Â What, If anything, differentiates a fiddle from a violin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Violins are more respected. Considering just how awful the recent Star Wars movies have been, do you think you could do a better job writing Episode 9? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Personally, I don't think so, because I don't know half as much about Star Wars as some other fans do as I have only watched the original and prequel trilogies and haven't really stuck my nose into the Expanded Universe where they explain a lot of the stuff that goes unmentioned in the movies. Joke answer: Yes, yes I could. Just cut all the forced (and unfunny) jokes and political agenda bullcrap and you're golden. Oh, and don't kill off beloved characters for no reason, 'mkay? What's cooler: A fridge or the Antarctic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 The Antarctic is the coldest place on earth, largely due to how little the sun shines on it. The temperature of a fridge is usually around 30-35 degrees Fahrenheit, or -15 degrees Celsius. Antarctica averages around -49 degrees Celsius, with the highest recorded being around -12.3 degrees Celsius, or 9.9 degrees Fahrenheit. Antarctica also has penguins, if you're talking about that kind of "cool".  What does RJ stand for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 Robert Junior? Alright, who took my stick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Sorry, I thought it was mine! 4 hours ago, Hawkwing said: The Antarctic is the coldest place on earth, largely due to how little the sun shines on it. The temperature of a fridge is usually around 30-35 degrees Fahrenheit, or -15 degrees Celsius. Antarctica averages around -49 degrees Celsius, with the highest recorded being around -12.3 degrees Celsius, or 9.9 degrees Fahrenheit. Antarctica also has penguins, if you're talking about that kind of "cool". If memory serves me correct, the Antarctic is also a desert because it doesn't rain a lot there. Why does Summer have to be so hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 I don’t know, but I think it’s better that way. If you could make/design your own Zelda game, would you make Ganon the final boss or come up with something different? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) Ganon coming in to steal the spotlight from other villains is an in-joke in the Zelda franchise at this point (most notably and jarringly Zant, who was an infinitely more interesting villain than Ganon). Maybe I'd make something where HE appears to be the biggest bad, but then a BIGGER biggest bad appears and steals the spotlight from him. Or I could just unceremoniously off him in the first ten minutes and have a cringey edgelord tryhard be the main bad guy. That works, too. What is the word for an eight-legged blood sucking gross thing that transmits diseases? Edited September 5, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Maybe... What do you do when you have ghosts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Check to see if they have rabies, duh. How DO you check a ghost for rabies, though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 By calling the Ghostbusters! Okay, who thought it was funny to put a ghost in my bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) Crap! I'm found out! Wait, how was I able to grab something immaterial and put it in the bed of a person I don't even know irl? Edited September 5, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Is it because you’re a shaman? If demons can possess people, what can ghosts do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Wait, what IS the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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