XRay Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 Dance. I can just dance with my fingers instead of my whole body. For super easy but somewhat gross jobs, WYR lick envelope adhesive for minimum wage or wax people's butt hair for minimum wage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 Envelopes. WYR work for 5 hours constantly on your feet and busy or work for 3 hours when business is slow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Work 3 hours. Let me be lazy. WYR have house arrest for the rest of your life or have no limbs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Be under house arrest for the rest of my life. WYR have Byleth, no matter the gender, be able to S-support Kronya or Hanneman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Hanneman. He snuck in and stole hair out of a brush for crest research lol, that would be a neat support... WYR have duck feet or a squirrel tail? As in you are a human, but your feet are duck feet or you have a fluffy squirrel tail attached to your butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Fluffy squirrel tail. WYR have bat wings or bird wings or insect wings? Assuming the only difference is aesthetics and your flying performance remains the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Bat! Dragon! WYR be one of the slaves in Ancient Egypt who built the pyramids or one of the Romans in Pompeii when the volcano blew up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Well, considering the people who built the pyramids weren't actually slaves in the traditional sense, but hired workforce who actually had lodgings, a wage, and food while they were working... I'd still rather be in Pompeii as Mount Vesuvius blows its load goes kablooey. WYR have constant pink hair you could never dye a different color or feel no emotions whatsoever for the rest of the week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Feel no emotions whatsoever for the rest of the week. WYR have a reproductive organ like a spider or reproduce via parthenogenesis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) Spider reproductive parts. Can I eat the father if he annoys me? And if I'm having 100 kids at once then sure, let them be on their own right away...a lot will die but the ones that live are going to be good appreciative kids and not give me any crap because I can eat them too. WYR be bald or have armpit hair as long and thick as your current hairstyle? Edited August 8, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Armpit hair. You can always shave if you are hairy, but you cannot be hairy once you go bald. WYR have a magic wand that can create 1 of your favorite food/dish any time at any quantity, or have a magic wand that can create a giant meal for you of all your favorite foods but the wand have cooldown time of 1 year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 of my favorite food at any time. WYR compose music for video games or make concept art for video games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Make concept art. WYR have a tomato on your nose or a banana hanging from your left ear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Tomato. That seems to get more attention. WYR clean up your pet's puke on your shirt or on your bedsheets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Shirt, just throw it in the laundry bag, it's smaller. WYR be known as the person who fell off the roof or the person who accidentally blasted porn in the library? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Porn in the library. Might as well make it weird, right? WYR jump off a cliff only to notice it was just a ten-inch drop or climb a mountain only to realize how dumb you looked climbing the stairs in your house with mountain climbing gear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Jump off a cliff. WYR sing every time you talk or dance every time you move? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Sing every time I talk. That sounds less exhausting. WYR be able to sleep whenever or wherever you want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Whenever. I can already fall asleep anywhere, ranging from hard concrete floors to long intercontinental flights. WYR have a huge cruise ship or a huge jumbo jet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 A jumbo jet. WYR scrub the toilets at Taco Bell or deal with Karens at JCPenney? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Toilets. Its tolerable than dealing with HR. Â WYR: Solve a hard math problem or solve a Rubiks cube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Solve a hard math problem. WYR be named Mike Oxmaul or Hugh Janus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Mike Oxmaul, for one thing I'm female so...but if I were male with that name I could say "no it means I'm built like an ox and I will maul you" WYR sit in the movie theater next to somebody who wore an adult diaper "just in case" or somebody who's on their phone the whole movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Somebody with an adult diaper. At least that stuff doesn't ring randomly and it doesn't have a lit-up screen. As I always say, so long as they don't bother me with it, people can do and be whatever the heck they want. WYR be a cat in a world exclusively inhabited by dogs or a bird in a world inhabited exclusively by cats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 A cat in a dog world, because at least dogs don't eat cats. WYR be really good at math but suck at reading or know a lot about history but nearly nothing about science? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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