Ottservia Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Basketball against a giraffe cause they can’t dribble WYR be well known for writing trash or write a masterpiece but nobody credits you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Masterpiece but nobody credits me. That is the basic amount of integrity an artist worth a damn needs, in my opinion. Not that I could ever write a masterpiece OR be successful. WYR eat rancid butter or moldy bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 If the moldy bread's mold is the same mold as the mold on blue cheese, I would go with moldy bread. If they are not the same mold, I think I would just let a coin toss decide. WYR have your sex switched or your sexual orientation switched? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 What would a female version of me look like, I wonder? *imagines* *eyes pop out and run away* Yeah... not pretty. Eyes, come back! I kinda need you to see things! WYR eat nothing but citruses for the rest of your life or be able to get wasted on normal water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Get drunk on water! WYR live in an apartment where the whole ceiling is only a foot higher than your height, or an apartment with a tiny shower you have to squeeze yourself into but the ceiling is a good height? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 I prefer lower ceilings over tiny showers. WYR own a country or own everything beyond moon's orbit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Own a country. WYR wear day of the week socks or day of the week underwear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Underwear. At least no one could see it that way. WYR be invisible, but when you wear clothes it looks like those clothes are moving or be able to communicate with your food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Those both sound bad, so I'll take the ability to communicate with food and then proceed to not use it. WYR have the ability to heat things up or cool things down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Cool things down. I want to be the hero who solved global warming. WYR be a necromancer bringing dead things back to life or a lifemancer giving non-living things life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 A lifemancer! PLUSHIE ARMY! WYR live where it rains all the time or live where it hardly ever rains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Where it rains all the time. Rain is fun! WYR be immune to heat or be immune to cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Heat, because my air conditioner is making my electric bill very scary. WYR drink nothing but soda/pop for the rest of your life or nothing but water for the rest of your life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Water. I like water. WYR always have a cold or always have gastro (of the same severity). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Always have mild gas. That counts right? WYR have a pet hawk or a pet fox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Fox. They look a little cuter. WYR be Taylor Swift or one of her cats (Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson)? I think I rather be her cat because I am lazy and I can snuggle with my favorite singer. I would not mind being Tay Tay either though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 22 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Always have mild gas. That counts right? Not really. That's too mild... 13 hours ago, XRay said: WYR be Taylor Swift or one of her cats (Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson)? I think I rather be her cat because I am lazy and I can snuggle with my favorite singer. I would not mind being Tay Tay either though. Taylor Swift herself. She's got a good head on her shoulders now and has some awesome new songs (You Need to Calm Down is a really good meaningful one imo). Also, she's a CAT LOVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 WYR be a Flat Earth believer or an Area 51 stormer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Area 51 stormer. If the governments want to know everything about me, they have to divulge their secrets, too! It's only fair! ... Hey, why do I hear sirens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 WYR call an ambulance the wee woo wagon or a healymobile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Healymobile. Sounds funnier. WYR be forced to believe the Earth is flat or that vaccines are dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Flat Earth. At least flat Earthers don't kill children. WYR have telekinesis or telepathy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Telekinesis. WYR hold your fart in while you're at a big concert or hold your bladder back while attending a factory tour without bathroom access? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Hold a fart in. Although if it's a big concert, what's the harm? Nobody's gonna hear it. WYR live in Africa or Russia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Russia! THE COLD! WYR live in the Philippines or Malaysia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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