The_antithesis Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 (edited) New page: BEGIN! "Easy ways to get a Darwin Award." Edited August 20, 2018 by The_antithesis Note: a Darwin Award is a hilariously stupid way to die or otherwise destroy your ability to reproduce. Natural selection at its finest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted August 20, 2018 Author Share Posted August 20, 2018 "Hey, Mr. President! Eat my bullet!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted August 21, 2018 Author Share Posted August 21, 2018 "Hey, I wonder what's at the bottom of this well?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 "I wonder what concrete feels like while it's drying?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Approach a pride of lions holding a slab of meat saying "Here kitties! Yum yums!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceRibbon Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 "I think I'll walk to school naked today..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 "I'll perform my own circumcision!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Trying to walk down a cliff to demonstrate your new invention: A pair of shoes for climbing sheer walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Copper theft, of course! Especially if it's off of a live wire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 "I'll dive head-first into the shallow end." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 "Don't worry! Rat Poison only poisons rats! It can't hurt humans!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelaar Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 ''Instead of the Bike, I'll take the Elephant to school~!''' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 "Hello Youtube, today I'm going to demonstrate the next relaxation sensation: a relaxing bath in a pool of Black Mambas" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 "I don't believe the science on (insert biology knowledge here), so I won't use it and instead use my own improvised medicine for me and my children!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 22 hours ago, The_antithesis said: "I don't believe the science on (insert biology knowledge here), so I won't use it and instead use my own improvised medicine for me and my children!" Antivaxxers are scum. Anyway... "I'm not allowed to drink alcohol anymore, but they didn't say anything about pumping it up the other end!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 22 hours ago, The_antithesis said: "I don't believe the science on (insert biology knowledge here), so I won't use it and instead use my own improvised medicine for me and my children!" Antivaxxers are literall scum of the earth and they are some of the worst people out there “Oh perfect a lake I’ll just skydive right into the water!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 "No this old bridge is totally safe." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 On 8/25/2018 at 4:24 PM, The_antithesis said: "I don't believe the science on (insert biology knowledge here), so I won't use it and instead use my own improvised medicine for me and my children!" Antivaxxers should just stop. "Hold on a moment, I gotta look down the barrel of this gun to make sure the bullet comes out!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 "You say no one can cross the border between North and South Korea? Hold my beer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Not remembering that the laws of physics beat the laws of traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 "Tide Pods aren't as delicious because of the coating. So we're going to take some liquid detergent and blend it with some nails for iron. Perfect." (Note: I only say Tide Pods because that's what the meme is, I'm pretty sure that if the same product is sold it's a different brand here) "In an attempt to emulate Benjamin Franklin's kite experiment, we'll be taking this kite with some steel in the rope and running under some electric pylons." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 "Hold my beer. Watch this." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 hey wait rhett and link already did this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 "Ooh, I wonder what this big red button does..." WARNING: The next poster will be starting a new topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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