Dragoncat Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Be honest with them. Tell them it's making me uncomfortable. If they get mad, then it's time to get a new friend. You found a wallet with 100 bucks in it...but no ID. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Keep it; it’s yours Everyone you know erroneously believes you died. When they see you again, they assume you tried to fake your own death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Demand to see the newspapers or whatever source said I died. Your female friend got pregnant, and now the father of her unborn child doesn't want anything to do with her. She's really upset. She thought he loved her. She wants your advice or help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 (edited) Oof, I didn't turn the page. Plot a revenge plan. You've torn a deep gash into your hip, and it's bleeding pretty bad. The nearest hospital is about 45 miles away. Edited November 26, 2018 by indigoceans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Get my brother to tend to the wound, he's a doctor. You're walking in the woods one day, when you suddenly find an ocarina. What do you do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Play the Song of Time so you can bet on sporting events and become a millionaire. Donald Trump suspiciously invites you to the White House to appear on live tv. It’s obvious he really hates you though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Exaggerate as much as possible how much I love him as both a president and a human being while wearing as many American flag merchandise as I possibly can (T-shirt, shorts/pants, socks, etc.). I'm going to embarrass myself anyway, so I might as well go out in style. A very flamboyant magic man asks you to pick a card. Any card. You see an ace up his sleeve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Pick the Ace up his sleeve. You're stuck in an apartment for 6 months and it's beneath a guy who plays your most despised genre of music 24/7 at maximum volume to where you can hear it as clear as though you were in the guys room, the landlord is A-okay with it, you cant afford to move into another complex, and you don't have any money to go out and have fun in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Buy some noise-proof headphones. Your toddler son won't stop asking you "why" after you give an explanation for something. He keeps going "Why? Why? Why? Why?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 "Why not?" Your Minecraft skin won't load. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Use a different one. A bratty little kid somehow got into your house and is making a mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 If it’s a girl, spank her; if it’s a boy, hit him. A close female friend of yours that you don’t want to sleep with is trying to poison you with powerful aphrodisiacs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Call the police and get a new friend. Your internet keeps flickering on and off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Nosferatu! A family member is suffering from severe narcissism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Try to get them therapy. Somebody poisoned the water supply! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Find your enemies, tell them that you will give them the water supply if they let you leave a day later, let nature take its course. It's simply too big for you to handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Learn the moral that you can't do everything yourself, and accept help from friends and allies. You find out the hard way that you have 30 minutes to file your taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 Do it the hard way no matter what. Earthquake! How do you survive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 If an earthquake happens, protect yourself right away. Drop, Cover, then Hold On! If in a vehicle, pull over and stop. If in bed, stay there. If outdoors, stay outdoors. Do not get in a doorway. Do not run outside. Yes I googled and copy pasted the result. You're being controlled by an evil force! The evil force is making you move farther and farther away from home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Wait and see where it takes you. Hey, it could be somewhere fun. You have a toaster that doesn't toast toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Get a new toaster that can toast toast because I can't live without toast damn it! (Not a joke, actual fact.) You've been shipwrecked on a island with 15 other people and your group's leader is a communist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Capitalists are the scissors to a communist's paper. We won't kill them, but we might make them swim with sharks. After they're gone, attempt to maintain order, set up a way to survive, and wait for rescue. You and another person that you don't know have been placed into a windowless room that is fully carpeted (so the walls and ceiling have carpet, too). You're both tied to steel chairs with elastic rope, and there is a single candle placed between the two of you. There is about 10 feet of space between the two chairs, so there is about 5 feet between you and the candle. Whoever can escape from bondage first is allowed to leave, but the other will die. There are no visible doors, and the candle's flame is dying fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Somehow grab the candle and burn the ropes off of both me and the other person and attack the captors because I am not playing by their rules. Turns out there's a door that's visible with some looking! You're on public transportation and you sit down and there's something that stinks to high heaven under your chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Make sure whatever it is its beneath the chair and not on the chair. If more people get on, stand up and offer the new person a chance to sit where you were just sitting. After that, hope they don't have as good smelling as you do. You're on a week long vacation in a place with a perfectly legal brothel that's only open for two days out of the week you're there and has the men/women of your dreams. Then you realize you left your wallet and your money back at your house and no one is willing to lend you anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 The brothel doesn't concern me, I want a one lady stud, not random hookups. I still have my phone, so I can call someone back home and see if they can mail the money to me. A crisis has happened and you had a way of knowing it would happen, but you had no time to warn everybody and no way to really fight back. Now that the crisis is averted and things are back to normal, people are looking at you in a different way, a bad way, and they won't stop giving you crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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