Hawkwing Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Grab a can of hair spray and a lighter, and make a makeshift flamethrower. Good News: You're one of the handful of people in the world to find a unicorn! Bad News: It's not the kind from children's books.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted November 21, 2018 Author Share Posted November 21, 2018 Slay it because its a threat to kids. Your flat's driveway is blocked by a crashed car. But there is no driver in sight, and you must get to work right now. How will you solve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Drive around it, I think. Your neighbor invites you over to his house to show you a magic portal in his couch that can transport you to the year 3000. He's too scared to jump in himself, so he asks you to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 I’d risk it; but if only I can take a weapon and a few prized possessions with me. Anna from FE won’t reduce her prices for you, even with the Silver Card equipped. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Have Gaius steal from her shop. Pay him with candy. You're at the lake and a huge lake monster comes out of the water and asks you for "tree fiddy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Just give it to him You’re supposed to pull Excalibur out of a rock and then use it to save a Princess. But the damn thing won’t come out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Simple. Just lift the rock and use Excalibur as an improvised mace. Giant, skyscraper sized bugs are emerging out of the ground and heading towards your hometown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Bug spray. Lots and lots and LOTS of it. And hazmat suits. You saw a funny meme on social media but your grandparents have said social media, and the meme would be offensive to them and warrant a lecture, BUT everyone else on your followers list wouldn't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Tell your grandparents to shove off You are in danger of being eaten by a giant spider. You are by yourself and can’t run away. You happen to have a magnum with six rounds in it. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Find your buddy with the ancient magic laser sword and help him kill it while trying not to shit yourself from your arachnophobia Gtfo, Reyn. Shoot the spider. Pump its guts full of lead. You got a Christmas present from your relative, but you didn't want it and you certainly can't use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Politely thank them for the present, and use it as a paperweight, decoration, or white elephant gift. You're minding your own business, and suddenly you're whisked away to the world of Fire Emblem Heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Since you’re probably useless in combat, and since Nino is useless no matter what, just ask the tactician to let you play with Nino all day. You wake up and find a very large amount of cocaine under your bed. What do you do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Call the police and explain the situation. You come home and there's a drunk guy passed out on your couch. And you don't know him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Steal everything from him while he’s passed out (including his clothes), hide them, then call the police. He’ll probably learn his lesson. You’re at a bar and a female bartender picks a fight with you in front of everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Take my things and leave. Somebody keeps stealing your lunch out of the office fridge at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Go ahead and steal everybody’s lunch at work. Keep doing it until you get fired. You probably shouldn’t be working there if that’s going on. Your mom is far more affectionate and loving towards one of your siblings and it’s eating you up inside. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 There can be only one! You're hanging off of the side of a cliff, and you don't have the upper body strength to pull yourself up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Geronimo! Your microwave just exploded and caused a huge fire. You have no way to put out the fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Do the smart thing and leave the building immediately. If there's a fire alarm, pull it. Call 911 when you're in a safe area. During a normal visit to the library, one of the books you pick up whisks you away to an island in the middle of nowhere. There are signs of civilization there, but no people are present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 If I'm still holding the book, drop it. That'll take me back to the library, right?... If not, scavenge what I can and attempt to survive off of what's been left, and make shelter, a reliable food source, and reliable clean water source, and maybe some extra clothes made from leaves or something. Make signal fires every day in hopes of attracting rescue. Your printer isn't printing correctly. Words come out jagged, blurred, incomplete, or not even visible. Pictures seem to print out fine, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Only use it to print pictures and scan artwork. If I need to print text, use someone else's printer. Or call a tech repair service. A stray dog is following you around and it's very mangy and looks malnourished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 I guess buy it a can of dog food? I can’t adopt it, though... You’re trying to walk home by yourself, but a street walker that you don’t want to solicit is following closely behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Direct her to the nearest organization who can help her get a better life/career, or if not that, a clinic where she can get birth control and tested for STDs. Your friend has become obsessed with gay dragon porn and that's all he ever talks about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted November 25, 2018 Author Share Posted November 25, 2018 I'll try to accept the fact that he is a Scaly now but he's probably shoving this all down my throat, its best i'd abandon him and introduce him to a community that likes that stuff. You in the moon but the lander leaves without you since crew forgot about you. Now its too late, how you will survive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Try to make a signal Fire, obviously. A close friend of yours won’t stop discussing crazy conspiracy theories and it’s starting to make you look bad in front of other people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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