Sooks Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Granted, but if you impart any of your memories onto others, they lose all their memories. No one shall dare ask you to remember things for them! I wish my parents didn’t think of me as a social outcast weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Wish granted, they respect you for who you are. I wish I could save $48,495,184 this Black Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 25, 2020 Author Share Posted November 25, 2020 You don't buy anything for Black Friday in the first place. I wish I could have a pet rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Granted, and that pet rat gives birth to countless pet rats. Now you have an infestation. I wish I didn't feel depressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Granted, since you definitely deserve it. I wish villains who were evil just to be evil didn’t exist in fiction (or real life). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 In terms of real life, you don't need to wish for something that's already true. If we had someone obvious evil, it would bring everyone together to rally against them. However with no true obvious evil villain in our world everyone is left to speculate and assume evil in innocent people. Well now I wish I could be an evil villain, with a Dracula like castle and dark powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Granted, but everyone thinks you’re so cool that they start begging you to steal from them or kill them or whatever villainous things you would be up to, and with no opposition it’s just kind of sad. I wish to always have something to talk about with my family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 You end up having so much to talk about that you command the conversation all the way through to the point of where they can't even get a chance to say anything in response. I wish Limited Run Games didn't command my wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Granted! You are now no longer supporting anti consumer business practices. Also your wallet also become animate and starts complaining about everything you purchase.It's for the best. I wish my best friend would be willing to play more then one game with me. I wish he was a bit more adventurous with the game options. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Granted, now he'll only play games that are single player and he makes you watch him speedrun it! Alternatively, he becomes obsessed with Catherine: Full Body and ignores you whenever he's playing it. I wish that everyone were much happier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 People are so much happier that they lose all concept of what bad means, so whenever they make an insult, inflict harm onto other people, endure harm due to being unable to live up to their standards of living, or suffer a major bodily injury, their bodies just make them happier to the point of where the human race dies off of one giant happy high. I wish I was inheriting a meat plant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Granted, but no one buys from you and you only supply turkey. I wish that I could have the best luck out of anyone ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Granted, now you can't bother to play any games withh any luck in them at all because you automagically win! I wish I were better at making updates for my LP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Granted, your LP is so good that you’re banned from every sight except YouTube because they all say they’re so good that they belong there but no one ever watches your videos. I wish I could grant everyone eternal happiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Granted. I wish I didn't have food sensitivities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Granted. Just granted. Because that stuff sucks. I wish I could make an uncorruptable wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 It never comes true. I wish Good Deal Games would renew their stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Granted, but they are no longer good deals. I wish for another breakfast sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Granted, but that sandwich with also be accompanied by my avatar whom will stare at you uncomfortably while you eat. She'll be so close to you, you'll be able to feel every breath. I wish my stuff stayed in good as new condition instead of getting worse overtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Granted, but you age faster as a consequence. I wish BotW2 would get gameplay and a release date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Me too. Uh.... the gameplay is candy crush and it comes out in 59 years. I wish 2021 will be the best year out of all the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Granted. 2020 has been a vacuum from hell. Everyone deserves a break. I wish I wasn't going to feel so alone during the holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Granted, so a group of about 12 strangers, who haven’t been tested for Covid, barge in your place and start singing carols all day every day and sleeping wherever they can find space, and they don’t leave until January 1st. I wish I could get adequate sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Granted, your brain now ignores alarms and you end up being late for school everyday. Feels damn good to sleep though. I hate that the road I drive on everyday has only one lane and full of slowpokes. I wish I could drive around town like GTA, disobeying street laws without consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Granted, but this gets you and others killed (obviously). We have laws for a reason people! I wish that the traveling market in Stardew Valley would have a Rabbit’s Foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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