Steven Tyler Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Dorothy is so cute that I would rather snuggle with her than have awesome, mind blowing sex with Karla, Louise, Isadora, Sonia, Fiora and Ninian. Dorothy is so cute that the term Moe was originally called Dorothy. Dorothy is so cute that Japanese girls carry around small figures of her because IT'S SOOOOOO KAWAII! Dorothy is so cute that Myrrh wonders if she should get cuteness increasing surgery to be as cute as Dorothy. Dorothy is so cute that Florina squees and faints. Dorothy is so cute that Jaffar would trade in Nino for her. Dorothy is so cute that Ravage would be her lovable little kitty instead of a mean, Autobot killing monster. Dorothy is so cute that she could bring peace between Megatron and Optimus Prime. Dorothy is so cute that one wink would make Unicron blush and not eat planet Earth. Dorothy is so cute that they wanted to put her into Kiss Players, but they feared her kisses would make a Transformer so powerful that he could rip Primus a new one, so they decided to go with somebody else. Dorothy is so cute that the Quintessons made machine copies of her, and enslaved a whole galaxy because everybody wouldn't stop looking at her. Dorothy is so cute that if she were in it, the live action Transformers movie would have been more awesome than if it included Soundwave (which would have pulled that movie out of suck). Dorothy is so cute that if she asked, all world religions would be at peace. Dorothy is so cute that if he had her as his VP, McCain would have won. Dorothy is so cute that if it were her, Bill Clinton wouldn't have even seen impeachment, because everybody would pat him on the back and gave him a big thumbs up, including his wife. Note: I didn't write this. Source: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage....1649&page=1 Been a LONG time since I actually laugh WITH GameFaqs . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral "Bull" Halsey Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Wow...GameFaqs boards is so completely ruled by trolls I never even bother clicking the links there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 That is one awesome list. Kudos to the guy for the Transformers references. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¬_¬ Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Soundwave superior, explanation inferior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VincentASM Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I think this is just a bit too... er, crazy, for the serious boards : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 (edited) I think this is just a bit too... er, crazy, for the serious boards : ) This officially counts as your post in FftF for the week ^_^ Edited November 17, 2008 by Rei Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 (edited) I mean look at Dorothy! So cute! I tell no lies! Edited November 17, 2008 by Snow_Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Kawaii <3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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