DragonFlames Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 It flies out of your nose when you sneeze. Why do potatoes grow in the ground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 15, 2019 Author Share Posted November 15, 2019 Cause the ground causes potatoes to grow. Why do humans talk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 So they can talk to each other. Why is anorexia classified as a disorder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Because wanting to be a skinny bitch is disorderly. Why are tomatoes fruits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 17, 2019 Author Share Posted November 17, 2019 Because they are fruity. Why do I like cats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Because they are cats. Why are stop signs red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 23, 2019 Author Share Posted November 23, 2019 Because somebody made them red. Why do traffic lights light up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Electricity makes it do that. Who came up with heat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Somebody. What is a dictionary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 24, 2019 Author Share Posted November 24, 2019 An English word that is a noun. Why do we speak English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Because our parents did. Why is water wet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Because it's a liquid. Why isn't nuclear energy more utilized? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 Because we do not want to utilize it more. Why do wheels spin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Motors make them turn fast enough. Why does caffeine energize people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 Because caffeine comes from coffee, and coffee makes people awake. Why do computers have buttons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Because they were made with buttons. Why do babies cry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 30, 2019 Author Share Posted November 30, 2019 Because they have a mouth that can make noises. Why are cats furry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Because they are mammals. Why do I fart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 30, 2019 Author Share Posted November 30, 2019 Because butts fart and you have a butt. Why is it winter in the Northern Hemisphere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Because it is cold. Why does Santa bring presents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 30, 2019 Author Share Posted November 30, 2019 Because he has a bag to carry them. Why is Christmas the best holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Because you believe it to be so. Why did Jack Skellington want to bring Christmas to Halloween Town? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 30, 2019 Author Share Posted November 30, 2019 Because it is a holiday he wants to celebrate. Why is fire hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Because it doesn't involve water. How do I wake up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 2, 2019 Author Share Posted December 2, 2019 You gain consciousness. What are houses made of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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