Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Building materials. Why does water hydrate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share Posted December 5, 2019 Because it is dihydrogen monoxide, so it is very hydro. Why do we wash our clothes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Because they get germs. Where does fiber go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 6, 2019 Author Share Posted December 6, 2019 It goes in food and into your tummy. Why do cats have claws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 So they can scratch. Why do some phrases sound funny when taken out of context? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 6, 2019 Author Share Posted December 6, 2019 Because it is hilarious. What is life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 The thing that enables you to ask these questions. Why are firetrucks red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 9, 2019 Author Share Posted December 9, 2019 Cause somebody painted them that color. Why are pets cuddly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Because they are domesticated. Why do dogs poop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 (edited) Because they ate. Why did 7 eat 9? Edited December 9, 2019 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 9, 2019 Author Share Posted December 9, 2019 Cause 7 8 9 forty six minutes ago. Why are numbers countable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Because somebody decided they are. Why can I not eat dirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 10, 2019 Author Share Posted December 10, 2019 Because dirt is not edible. Why are humans alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Because death can't exist without life. Who was the first President? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 10, 2019 Author Share Posted December 10, 2019 The person who got elected before anyone else. Why is the sun bright? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Because the space around it is dark. Why do we hunger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 11, 2019 Author Share Posted December 11, 2019 Because we need to eat. Why do humans do human things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 They need something to do. When does someone "feel like it"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 13, 2019 Author Share Posted December 13, 2019 They always feel something because they have senses to perceive the world and emotions in their head. What did you eat today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Whatever is currently being digested by my stomach. What is a horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 An animal that has one vowel in its name. What is a pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Italian food. Who invented smelling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 Something alive that has a nose. Who are your parents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 People who had sex. What did I do last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 20, 2019 Author Share Posted December 20, 2019 An action that happened in the past that was not during day time. What do Romans do in Rome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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