Dragoncat Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Roman things. What will I eat for breakfast tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 21, 2019 Author Share Posted December 21, 2019 Edible food that is eaten during mornings. What time will it rain today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Any hour from the number of 1 to 12. Why am I listening to Spyro music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 24, 2019 Author Share Posted December 24, 2019 Because your ears cannot shut off its hearing. Why am talking to a girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Because a girl is talking to you. Why is it Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 Cause you live in a time zone where Christmas happened already. Why do we breath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Because we have noses. Why does water roll off a duck's back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Because ducks are in/on water most of the time. And gravity. And water-repellant feathers. Why does the moon only show up at night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Because it's dark. Why is the sky blue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 Cause the sky is not green. Why are oceans made of H2O? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Because they are. Why is there stinky stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share Posted January 6, 2020 Cause they smell. Why are all lions considered felines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Because they act like big cats. Why does skin dry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 24, 2020 Author Share Posted January 24, 2020 Cause its dry skin. Why are houses expensive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 They cost a lot of money. Why do weight scales never give us the number we want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 24, 2020 Author Share Posted January 24, 2020 Cause they do not have those numbers. Why do poop smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Because it smells like shit. Why did I take a shower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 26, 2020 Author Share Posted January 26, 2020 Because you needed to wash yourself. Why did the chicken cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 It had to move itself from one location to another so it could accomplish something that was not immediately possibly on the side of the road it was currently on. If Doritos are corn chips, why aren't they categorized as a health food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 Because the FDA said so. Where do babies come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Ur mom. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Why did my boss not show up to work on time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Because he's the boss. 1 hour ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Ur mom. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. LOVE IT. Where do the geese go in the fall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 28, 2020 Author Share Posted January 28, 2020 They migrate to a place where they will survive during the fall. Why are all parents not virgins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 The human race has yet to achieve asexual reproduction. Why does hair fall out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 29, 2020 Author Share Posted January 29, 2020 Cause it has a reached a ripened state where it falls off, like fruit. Why am I hungry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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