Dragoncat Posted January 15, 2020 Author Share Posted January 15, 2020 (Male Blue Lions at 4 am) Felix: I put the monkey back. Sylvain: Dude did you see that girl? So hot. Felix: Stupid giraffe ate my sandwich! Sylvain: But her elbows. Dimitri: Wtf? Ashe: Is somebody talking? Dedue: *snoring* Dimitri: ...We have sleeptalkers. -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 16, 2020 Author Share Posted January 16, 2020 Verdant Wind endgame spoilers. Spoiler Nemesis: Alright boys- Fraldarius: *death glare* Lamine: -_- Nemesis: And ladies. We're back in town! *God Shattering Star plays* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 "I am all the Alteans!" - Lucina "Permission to become a dragon and destroy the world?" - Idunn "Why does everyone want to go back to Mokushu?" - Kagero "Eirika... Eirika is my sister!" - Ephraim "Laugh it up fuzzball." - Jill "Help me Alm. You're my only hope." - Celica "Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this." - Sigurd "I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, and it gets everywhere." - Hawkeye "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Church of Seiros. At last we will have our revenge." - Solon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 (edited) Anna: "Love doesn't concern itself with age. Hell, I was three years old the first time I fell in love with a wad of cash." Hanneman: "Please let me research your body!" Sylvain: "Hidden treasures are like a hot chick trapped in a tower, waiting for her shining knight to come and pounce her." Lysithea: "I don't want you to think I'm some frail waif who can't defend you. I won't let anyone defeat me." Dimitri: "Screw his reasons! I'll kill him!" Kostas: "Heh heh heh. I'm a low-level hoodlum. It's customary to encounter someone like me at this point." Micaiah: "And so, here we find our heroine in a spooky back alley, shrouded in darkness in the middle of the afternoon... Yeah, this isn't weird at all." Mercedes: "I will make sure you come to thoroughly understand that I am *not* a nice person. *smile*" Marianne: "Fine! Whatever you say, you... you big... Poopyhead!" Three Houses spoilers: Byleth: "Jeez, that hag's personality is super rotten, bringing along a horde of monsters to attack us right at the last second! Dumb!" Byleth: "I didn't realize the ground was missing there..." Edelgard: "At last! I finally put that giant six feet under! How can I contain that excitement?!" Edited January 17, 2020 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 17, 2020 Author Share Posted January 17, 2020 Ranulf: Cat! I'm a kitty cat! And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Begnion soldier 1: "Look at the sky!" Begnion soldier 2: "Is it a bird?" Begnion soldier 3: "Is it a plane?" Begnion soldier 1: "No, it's..." All three: "IT IS A BIRD!!!" *maimed by bird Laguz* Tibarn: "Bird is the word." Janaff: "Indeed." Leo: "Fiends with lots of legs are tearing up my garden. Please avenge my poor tomatoes!" Hilda: "Hm. Oh, you called for me? I don't really feel like working, so I'll support you from the rear. Work hard, you can do it." Sothis: "Looking cool, Byleth!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 18, 2020 Author Share Posted January 18, 2020 Eirika: How old were you when you had your sons? Saleh's Grandma: Oh we don't have any cats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 19, 2020 Author Share Posted January 19, 2020 Claude: Is it normal to eat five brownies before lunch? Lysithea: Probably not but join the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 21, 2020 Author Share Posted January 21, 2020 Byleth: If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. Raphael: What if it bites me and it dies? Lysithea: Then you're poisonous. By the goddess, Raphael, learn to listen! Marianne: What if it bites itself and I die? Ignatz: That's voodoo. Lorenz: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Leonie: That's correlation, not causation. Hilda: What if we bite each other and neither of us die? Claude: That's kinky. Byleth: OH MY GODDESS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 (edited) Devdan:My name is Devdan, and I love ALL KIDS! Pelleas: And where is the Black Knight? Sothe: DERE HE IS! -Daein Keep's doorbell rings. Pelleas: I'll get it! Micaiah, sitting at a table, doing nothing: Thanks! My hands are full! Ha ha! *Micaiah breaks into a manor to get medecine for the abott and finds Thani* Micaiah: Oh boy! I'll take this Thani to school, take some kids' lunch money and it'll be fat time for me! *Micaiah gets ambushed by Jarod.* Black knight: Did you see that? That kid kicked sand in Micaiah's face!" *Daein keep's doorbell rings (again.)* Micaiah: It looks like the mailman brought one of king Pelleas's... ENTERTAINMENT magazines! (These are cool cat saves the kids references, if you didn't catch that. Search it up if you don't know what it is.) Edited January 22, 2020 by Benice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 Rhea: Do you honestly expect me to renew your student status after how you behaved today? Linhardt: I'll be honest with you. I'm only here so my dad will keep paying for my apartment. I have no interest in being a healer for the Adrestian military. Rhea: But you have perfect scores! Linhardt: Yeah, just because you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 26, 2020 Author Share Posted January 26, 2020 Constance: (about a dog that followed Byleth down to the Abyss) You need to put him on a leash. He's big, he stinks, and he's stupid. Balthus: HEY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 26, 2020 Author Share Posted January 26, 2020 Rhea: Did I hear hooky? Rodrigue: No! It was... Lambert: Hockey. Rodrigue: Yeah! We're just crazy about hockey! Faerghus national sport you know. Rhea: Ah. Well you young men also need to study. *leaves* Lambert: ...Dodged an arrow there. This is a Hey Arnold reference and Rod and Lambo canonically played hooky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harb1ng3r Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 (edited) Micaiah: No Sothe, for the last time, you're not allowed to raid storehouses, nor are you allowed to collect contributions from villagers! Sothe: With all due respect, we have no other option now. You recruited Ilyana, so stealing excess food has become our only means for survival. Micaiah: What do you mean? Do you know her from your time spent fighting with Ike? Sothe: Yep. And while the Commander ate a whole lot, and the laguz we befriended ate a whole lot... well, you'll see for yourself at dinner. I'm taking Nolan with me to help carry everything, we'll be back in an hour. Micaiah: Sothe, wait! Ah, he's gone. That Ilyana... she was complaining about being hungry earlier, but she couldn't need that much food, could she? Edited January 26, 2020 by Harb1ng3r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 (edited) Here's what really happened when Byleth's hair color changed (spoilers just in case): Byleth: "SOLOOOOOOONNNNN!!!" *Byleth's hair goes green* Solon: "This power... Wha-What is he?!?" Edelgard: "He... is The Legendary Super [Professor]!" Solon: "But why is it kinda... green?" Edelgard: "Because it's Legendary." *later; Byleth decimating the enemy* Solon: "H-How... How is he this strong? How many push-ups did he do? How many sit-ups? WHAT KIND OF JUICE DID HE DRINK?!?" Edelgard: "This is not the result of paultry training. This... is destiny! For you see, Solon. You're not dealing with the average [Professor] anymore!" Solon: "Nooo...." Edited January 27, 2020 by DragonFlames added spoiler tags for safety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 27, 2020 Author Share Posted January 27, 2020 8 hours ago, DragonFlames said: Here's what really happened when Byleth's hair color changed (spoilers just in case): Hide contents Byleth: "SOLOOOOOOONNNNN!!!" *Byleth's hair goes green* Solon: "This power... Wha-What is he?!?" Edelgard: "He... is The Legendary Super [Professor]!" Solon: "But why is it kinda... green?" Edelgard: "Because it's Legendary." *later; Byleth decimating the enemy* Solon: "H-How... How is he this strong? How many push-ups did he do? How many sit-ups? WHAT KIND OF JUICE DID HE DRINK?!?" Edelgard: "This is not the result of paultry training. This... is destiny! For you see, Solon. You're not dealing with the average [Professor] anymore!" Solon: "Nooo...." "WHAT KIND OF JUICE" lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 "Pantene keeps my hair silky soft, smooth, and manageable." --Navarre "Huh, Leon. you can stop humping my leg now." --Valbar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 27, 2020 Author Share Posted January 27, 2020 20 minutes ago, Karimlan said: "Huh, Leon. you can stop humping my leg now." --Valbar "Balthus, you can stop humping that table leg now." - Yuri #AshenWolves #GoodBoysAndGirls #Doggos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 1, 2020 Author Share Posted February 1, 2020 Dimitri: Hey, you know what sucks? Claude: Vacumms. Dimitri: You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Claude: Black holes. Dimitri: ...You know what's just not cool? Claude: Lava. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Claude: Tricky is my middle name! Raphael: I thought your middle name was "Von". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Lysithea: *to Felix* "Tell me, does one of your fancy sword moves involve pulling your head out of your ass?" Dorothea: "Oh, and... the bed in my room is extra soft. Perfect for a private lesson or two. ❤️" Byleth: "This girl is going to get me fired..." Crimson Flower final battle spoilers: The Immaculate One: "Foolish Ones, who churlishly refuse the hand of salvation the Goddess has extended to you... I shall reduce you to ash for the sake of a new millenium of order. Salvation is no longer open to you. The Goddess has withdrawn mercy from you for all eternity. Heretics and Unclean Ones... Be sundered by the Goddess' almighty power and perish!" *later* The Immaculate One: "It is unthinkable that you have driven me to such desparation. Is the power of traitors so dreadful?" Edelgard: "We are animated by the flames of life and passion. You are animated by nothing but the empty breath of the Goddess. It is to be expected that we who truly live are superior to a cold thing which calls itself The Immaculate One. The time is ripe to end this. Destroy the Goddess' Order that spoils Fodlan!" *Byleth kills the Immaculate One* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 Balthus: (to Yuri) You gotta be the alpha male! You gotta walk the alpha male walk. You gotta talk the alpha male talk. Constance: Balthus, it's your turn to go get dinner. Balthus: YOU GET IT YOUR DAMN SELF WOMAN! *cringes* Constance: Excuse me? Balthus: I, uh...was talking to Yuri and I uh, got carried away... Ashen Wolves DLC hype! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 (edited) "I always go the extra mile to avoid going the extra mile."- Hilda Edited February 13, 2020 by Benice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 13, 2020 Author Share Posted February 13, 2020 Linhardt: Shoutout to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap. Pulled an all dayer today. Pretty rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 16, 2020 Author Share Posted February 16, 2020 (edited) Byleth: Rule number 1: Always listen to Professor. Rule number 2: Stay in the middle of the trail. Rule number 3: Anyone who has gas travels at the back of the pack. Dimitri: *goes to the back of the line* Edited February 16, 2020 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.