Destiny Hero Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 And I had to go find her. Again. And when I was out the door, my mom made me go get the leash, and the door was locked, so I had to go get a key, and then find the leash, which was missing. Then I found it, and ran down the street (she likes a dog down there) and found her sniffing around their yard. She ran further away, down their insanely long driveway, and into another street. She went through some woods and into some freaky yard where it was cornered by the house and an extremely steep hill (I have GOT to go sledding there on Sunday), where she started sniffing some rocks. So, I went to the rocks and she started to run, but kept sniffing. I pretended to also be smelling the rocks, but she kept walking away from me. Eventually, I cornered her on their doorstep and put the leash on her. Realizing she couldn't get up the hill, I had to go the long way (through the woods again...). And the first tree we went by, I went to the left, she went to the right, and the leash and the tree stayed between us. It hurt. Then, I ran the rest of the way home and fell right onto the floor in front of the computer. T_T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I feel sorry for your dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 I feel sorry for your dog. You're my dog. Why would you feel sorry for yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 i laffed ur vry funy dhero :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 (edited) SHIT YOU FOUND ME! Don't wanna get raped again!!!!! Edited December 5, 2008 by Mad Sage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnell Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 How did you type this if you're on the floor by your computer. Wouldn't it be easier with a chair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 i laffed ur vry funy dhero :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD k SHIT YOU FOUND ME! Don't wanna get raped again!!!!! Why would a rape a dog? Besides, raping dog is impossible because they don't wear clothes. How did you type this if you're on the floor by your computer. Wouldn't it be easier with a chair? Oh, no, I typed this 10 minutes after. Now I'm just puking out my sandwich that I ate right before she ran off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 (edited) How did you type this if you're on the floor by your computer. Wouldn't it be easier with a chair? He can't afford a chair :( Trust me I am his pet dog, I live with the guy. *tries to escape* Edited December 5, 2008 by Mad Sage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 He can't afford a chair :( Trust me I am his pet dog, I live with the guy. *tries to escape* I can't afford a chair? I didn't know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I can't afford a chair? I didn't know that. Well duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Lol your dog doesn't like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Lol your dog doesn't like you. You found out now! O_O *calls the RSPCA* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral "Bull" Halsey Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Well it's a doggy dog world, you may as well move on or get yourself another dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Was there some pet abuse involved? Because I'll call PETA on your ass if you did. And you know how persistant those PETA guys are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Why would a rape a dog? Besides, raping dog is impossible because they don't wear clothes. lol? @ First post: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Why would a rape a dog? Besides, raping dog is impossible because they don't wear clothes. You don't have to be wearing clothes to be raped. You aren't even safe in the locker rooms at your school... U GUNA GIT RAP'D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 kWhy would a rape a dog? Besides, raping dog is impossible because they don't wear clothes. I would show you pictures and links about dog rape, but you're not that worthy enough to cause myself to get ban. And that whole "it's not rape because they don't wear clothes" is an insult to rape victims. Ever heard of forcible oral sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 (edited) Why would a rape a dog? Besides, raping dog is impossible because they don't wear clothes. Because A is a sick degenerate pervert that likes to rape things. Mooooooving things. Edited December 6, 2008 by Oguma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 thtas one lucky dog getting away from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom103 Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 (edited) Lol the forest doesn't like you. fixed lol I'm pretty sure the dog WANTED to get away from you Edited December 6, 2008 by Doom_Dragon_103 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 6, 2008 Author Share Posted December 6, 2008 You found out now! O_O*calls the RSPCA* It'd be MSPCA where I live, you're no dog! Was there some pet abuse involved? Because I'll call PETA on your ass if you did. And you know how persistant those PETA guys are... She likes to run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 ...Rape has nothing to do with fucking clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 ...Rape has nothing to do with fucking clothes. yeah, just the fucking part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 yeah, just the fucking part. In fact, I am sigging that "Raping a dog is impossible because it doesn't wear clothes" part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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