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ProfImpossible

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  1. Because they have water and sugar added. They're not straight juice. How many whole watermelons can you fit in your mouth at once?
  2. Not really, I'd say make sure the space is big enough. That's the biggest thing. Don't go trying to park in a spot meant for a compact. What do you want to hear?
  3. That's exactly my point, that we're not in an established game; the classes can be anything. Huh, I think you're right. You forgive the man, sure he was acting out of revenge and hate, but those emotions were born from a simple love of country and kin (and wyvern). You offer him and orange to eat together as a gesture of peace, and a job as security on your orange orchard. You know what they say, enemies make the strongest friends... or something like that. What do you do next. A.) Buy land for your orchard. B). Make a deal with the devil to get land for your orchard. C.) Find a spot and start growing baby! D.) Try to win land in a crooked game of Clue.
  4. You decide to go to the town in the southwest. When you walk through the city gates you start to get looks from the townspeople. One of them comes up to speak to you. "Excuse me, what do you have there?" he says. "These? Why, these are oranges my friend! The most delicious fruit, the stuff of Bob Hope's nightmares." you exclaim. "I see, I would like to purchase them." A.) Sell the man your hard earned oranges. B.) Punch the man. C.) Hmm, oranges must be worth something fierce, start an orange orchard. D.) Just eat the damn oranges!
  5. Sorry, I should've said "specific game". I meant that the game we're in is not set. I realize our current setting is an FE game like world. Gender specific classes change for game to game was my point. You jump onto the wyvern's back. As it flies away it tries to buck and throw you off, you need to calm it somehow. Crap! Why didn't you pay more attention in wyvern taming class? How do you calm the beast? A.) Start describing all the skateboard tricks you know. B.) Feed it the tangelo. B.) Sing some Sinatra. Everyone loves Sinatra C.) Whisper sweet nothings into it's ear.
  6. I could see In the Court of the Crimson King getting cut up for the ending, like Roundabout was. Probably for the latter half or something though. Or maybe Happy Family, that'd be a lot less likely, but still cool.
  7. Whoever said we're in a set FE game? The Pegasus knight looks kinda bummed you blew her off. Maybe if you show concern for her safety and impress her you can still get that date. You decide to jump from one thousand feet! You hurdle towards the ground with your ax arm outstretched, It seems your special class "unusual warrior monk" has granted you the ability to not be one shot. You now have 1 Hp. A.) Look in your bag for an item. B.) Rush into the fray head first, you're immortal (maybe, probably)! C.) Search for a friendly cleric. D.) Contemplate the concept of "tangelo"
  8. "hey girl, I saw that. You came and swooped that kill real smooth like, I like that" She seems interested, what do you do next? A.) Recite Shakespeare B.) Balance A vacuum cleaner. C.) Berate her for taking your EXP D.) Make a deal to pool together your orange spoils.
  9. Being a magic pirate is all well and good. But there's something that's been burning within your soul ever since you awoke as a pirate, you're gonna find the hell out of those goddamn oranges. Ah yes, oranges, the sweet and sour treat of kings, the patron fruit of money laundering, the only thing that J. Edgar Hoover ever kissed. A.) Look for oranges in the Ocean B.) Look for oranges at the market C.) Contemplate the concept of "tangelos" D.) Make a foghorn noise, the orange's natural mating call in the wild.
  10. A Shit, you killed yourself. You're still conscious though so that's a good. You don't have a body though, that's bad. But now you can't die again, that's good. A.) I'm a spooky ghost, time to haunt me up some lunch! B.) Scream. C.) Try going to hell D.) Try Going to heaven
  11. I wouldn't recommend them honestly. I'm not sure why I brought them up.
  12. You've just woken up in the hospital. You don't seem to be very physically hurt, but you're quite disoriented. A.) Yell for a nurse. B.) Adjust your bed C.) Try to remember the last 24 hours. D.) Die.
  13. Yep, glad you guys had fun. I figured it was a fitting end that we finally got that quesadilla we so desperately wanted. Don't worry, I'll have a new one real soon.
  14. https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/confused-trump-supporter-winds-manga-convention/
  15. Your brain is addled after the crash, you look for something to calm yourself. "If only I had another quesadilla" you think to yourself. Just then you feel a ripping and gluing together sensation. You're in a land filled with exotic tortillas and cheeses the likes of which you've never seen before. The smell of freshly cooked quesadillas wafts from every house. Before you start tearing down every house to feast on the delicious contents, there's a crack, a sizzle and the smell of cheese so hot and melty it would horribly burn your skin. Some has appeared before you. "Hello, I am the Quesadilla Fairy, I have come to welcome you to, the quesadilla dimension! Only those who stay true to their heart on their quest for quesadillas can be transported here." Well, you're either in a magical land of enchantment, or you died from that crash and this is some sort of Jacob's ladder scenario. Either way you're pretty psyched about all these quesadillas.
  16. Because it's not a crime! Anyone, but specifically @Hawkwing Have you listened to any Led Zeppelin? (cause they reference LOTR a lot)
  17. I see, What are your feelings on Rush? (I ask cause they reference Ayn Rand a lot with their lyrics)
  18. Because Mr. Circle has to go to Shape city. What is your knowledge of an egg?
  19. I am Mentok! The mind taker. Oooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeew oooooooooo What happened?
  20. I feel like the first to two parts (season one) have that more than the rest, cause they're condensed so much. Each part has it's strengths and weakness's, but generally, it has more charm than it knows what to do with (especially in the later parts). Aahh so you have heard the news, Utena's great. 1.) What's your favorite way to eat curry? (katsu kare, kare udon, etc) 2.) What's a Japanese dish/snack that you think everyone should try? 3.) Have you been following the world cup at all? 4.) Do you listen to music while you walk? If so, what is it?
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