ProfImpossible

Oh cool. It only gets better from there. How are you liking it so far? No. What's your favorite anime you've seen so far? This is Hammer, how does Hammer make you feel?

Heck, this officer is boring you to death. He's impairing your quest for scrumptious cheese perfection. You're racking your brain for a way to get out of this. Oh god, now he's yelling about how the taco shell's don't have an even slope, and that promotes "the dolphin agenda"? What the hell is this guy talking about. Oh shit, you're pretty sure he just said "end times", you have to leave. Aha! You've got it, no one wants to inconvenience a British person. For all he knows you're the queen of England! "Pardon me my good sir, but I really am ever so hungry. I simply must get myself a quesadilla, upon which I will sup this evening. Cheerio!" Good, that stopped him in his tracks, he seems like he was gonna say something else but you're already driving off. Oh no! it's 3 p.m, you only have 7 hours until your neighborhood Taco John's closes! A.) Keep driving to Taco John's (While singing a modified version of the quesadilla song.) B.) Ooh! A museum! Maybe it's a quesadilla museum! C.) Lament the hardships your quest has brought upon you, perhaps you should search for something other than a quesadilla? D.) Wait a minute, maybe there's a quesadilla under my passenger seat. Grope dangerously!

Why, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure of course. Interesting. Slip-ons are a little easier for Japan, no? Are you a big jazz boy or a little jazz boy? What are your feelings towards shrimp?

No thank you. I appreciate the offer though. Will you have some tea?

It's a di-oxymoron. Will humans ever develop a fully bone nose, just for kicks?

Yes, in fact, humans come with one built in. Is your refrigerator running?

Hey, how's it going? 1.) What makes french toast crunch? 2.) What's the deal with eggs? 3.) Are you as psyched for part 5 as I am? 4.) What is your preferred style of shoe?

Whichever one comps breakfast. ARE YOU AS PSYCHED FOR VENTO AUREO AS I AM!?

Hm, the open format was not my intention, but it seems to actually be pretty cool. Let's try it out! Here's how it'll work, Someone picks an answer and then writes something based off that. They will then give answers of their own. So on, and so forth I, and only I have the power to end it. D Heck, this is taking longer than you thought. Maybe you should just drive to Taco Bell instead. The drive gives you plenty of time to think. What do you think about? 1.) Start singing the quesadilla song. "My quesadilla has a first name, it's T A C O bell. My quesadilla has a second name it's T A C O Bell" 2.) Think about the long term effects the declining quality of America's public schools will have on the nation's future. 3.) I hate taco bell, I wanna go to Taco John's! 4.) On second thought, I'd rather not have a quesadilla.

Heck, you want a quesadilla. What are you gonna do about it is the question. A.) Try to purchase a quesadilla B.) Try to cook a quesadilla C.) Try to summon a quesadilla D.) On second thought, I'd rather not have a quesadilla.

You: "Hey, George, one more thing." George: "Yeah, what is it?" You: "Can I crash at your house tonight? ...And then can you take me with you to the studio so i can get back to my time machine?" George: "*sigh* sure man whatever, just don't talk to me anymore" Success! After a really awkward car ride you make it back to the time machine, and eventually, the future!

Much obliged.

Straight edges would be less straight edge. What thoughts are currently going through your think-machine?

...Are you saying it's not!? Why do birds of a feather flock together?

I nominate @Pengaius

Hello, 1.) Good heavens, what shall I do!? 2.) Mercy mercy me, why are things not what they used to be? 3.) Heavens to Betsy! What makes french toast crunch?

I can't quite tell what that is. But it does seem to be round.

Yes. Couldn't you just go for some spaghetti and meatballs right now, like, right?

1.) Does this mean I'm a trend setter now? 2.) ...how bout now? 3.) Could you go for some spaghetti and meatballs right now? Cause I sure could. And since it seems like what all the cool kids are doing, opinions of me?

Hm, I seem to have accidentally made a reference again. There's gonna be a magician named Jessica too, I'm calling it.

Yes, and yes. 1.) Oxford comma ye or ne? 2.) Do you ever have to wear "formal" attire? If so, do you enjoy it? 3.) What's your favorite comfort food? Here it is, (cause it gets busy tomorrow, and the day after, after, after) I can say with confidence that you will most likely not hate this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g-vyrGKGWM

Maybe so, maybe so. Perhaps there is a fourth house... it was inside you all along.

1.) Did you ever watch "American Dragon Jake Long"? 2.) What is your preferred style of fixing potatoes? (that's not fries) 3.) What are your hopes and dreads for FE 16? 4.) Have you ever built anything? No problem at all. Sorry, I can get pretty carried away.