ProfImpossible

Not really, life would be boring if I could see the future. What would the point be then? What is this, some sort of treasure map?

What? Impossible! My foresight skills are unbeatable! -gaaahhhhhhhhhhh Kusoooooooo Are you going anywhere fast?

Of course I did, next you'll say "how could you ever predict something like that, you're bluffing!" Won't you?

You don't have any money because United States Attorney General Jeff Sessions kept bugging you for "bus fair back to D.C", and not wanting to get laser fried or deported, you just gave him your wallet. Given this fact, you decide that the trash clothes would most certainly be good enough for you. You find a pair of bright yellow sweat pants, and a suit vest that for some reason has Huey Lewis and the News 87' handwritten on it. A.) Go see if the bbq master will take you back B.) Enter a bbq contest C.) Throw up because you just ate a shit ton of rubs and mayonnaise. D.) Go into the Goodwill to try and research the history of this mysterious vest.

Luck and pluck. How much does a carrot weigh on average?

Find out what you did last summer, I'm this close. DUN DUN DUHHHHH What's behind glass, kept locked and kept closed?

No one cares about Carolina style barbecue no matter how much better it tastes because Carolina is not as loud and insecure as Texas. You decide to smash the restaurant! It's awesome, you love smashing things almost as much as you love (Texas Style) barbecue. You doing a great job, hey maybe you should take some of the wood this restaurant is made of to grill over? A.) Yes, create delicious Texas style barbecue smoked over the corpse of the Carolina style restaurant. B.) No, that would be disrespectful, just regular burn it to commit arson, the hot crime. C.) Wait a minute! Meld the two styles into to "Texalina sytle" Barbecue D.) Cut the Restaurant some slack... just steal all of their meat, for practice.

Another (more fortunate) side effect of the accident is that now you have immeasurable skill in, and knowledge of, gymnastics. You use your amazing ability to vault away from the crowd like a graceful antelope. The downside is that you also forgot everything you new about traditional Texas style barbecue. The sadness of this fact is the only thing that can calm you down. A.) Give up on barbecue and join cirque de sloleil B.) Enter a barbecue contest. How hard can it be? C.) Search for a grill master to pass on the ways of the Q. D.) Watch every episode of Steven Raichlen's Project Smoke, Primal Grill, and Barbecue University back to back.

Do whatever you want. I have no strong feelings either way.

You are you, you're pretty average except for one defining characteristic, you barely know anything about traditional Texas style barbecue. A.) Learn more about it by going to the library. B.) Enter a barbecue contest. C.) Search for a grill master to pass on the ways of the Q. D.) This really isn't that important, learn how to play piano instead. E.) Oh, wait, you just remembered you hate Texas, learn about Carolina style barbecue instead.

This is amazing, thank you so much. You're only regret in life was that you spent too much time searching after trivial things like love, oranges, and an understanding of yourself. You should've spent more time chasing the only thing that matters, money. A wise man once said "money can be exchanged for goods and services", truer words have never been spoken. You spend the rest of your days as rich lady, ain't life great? That's the end ( I feel like this one has ran it's course, I'll have a new one soon though), thanks to everyone who kept it going (special thanks to Solvaij for the awesome art), and I hope it was fun for all y'all!

Excuse me, I'm the one asking the questions here. 15.) How many breads have you eaten? 16.) What's the one biggest fondon't, when eating fondue? 17.) What's your favorite food? 18.) Are there any painters, or visual artists of any medium really the you very much enjoy? 19.) Incandescent, fluorescent, or LED? 20.)What's your favorite part of jojo?

Tell him that no, I cannot give him free suits and if he continues to persist I will be forced to get my manager. (in this scenario, I sleep in a department store bed)

...cooooooooooooooooooooolsies. 9.) Have you had ghee (clarified butter)? 10.) Can you believe it's not butter? 11.) Can you believe it's not butter? 12.) Can you believe it's not butter? 13.) Can you believe it's not butter? 14.) What's your problem?

....Are dogs not supposed to eat rocks? How many tons of sand can a dust storm move in one day?

?it's your birthday? Happy Birthday! 5.) What are some of your favorite anime? 6.) What's the deal with the butter thing? 7.) What's your favorite breakfast, lunch, and dinner? 8.) This is hammer, how does hammer make you feel?

Now you remember! You rejoined the army to try and get a new lease on life, and agreed to a set of experimental tests. (side effects may include temporary amnesia, loss of equilibrium and giddiness) If your good at one thing, it's pretending things didn't happen. You're pretty sure this is one of those times. You sit tight and see where this goes. After a while a nurse comes in and asks what you would like for lunch. A.) A thin stew consisting of prawns and coconut milk. B.) Steamed hams. C.) Oranges, you have an insatiable lust for oranges. D.) I will dine on mustard flown in from the Orient!

1.) Are we good? 2.) What's your preferred style of shoe? 3.) What makes french toast goddamn crunch? 4.) Are you more of a jet ski dude, or a motocross maestro?

I'm not sure, I probably blocked it out of my memory. Is it the stars in the sky, or just rain falling down?

Of course! This is why you've been so drawn to her. She has the same allure and magnetism as the delicious oranges for which you so fervently seek! You have finally found the root of all orange and orange derivative fruits! ( seems like she's kinda into you too) A.) Ask her to take you with her to orange heaven. B.) Ask her to live with you on your orange orchard. C.) Ask what a Tangelo really is. D.) Die again, but happily this time.

Mama put my guns in the ground I can't shoot them anymore That cold black cloud is comin' down Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door If you see a red door, do you want it painted black?