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Here's more filler.

Well, it WOULD have been filler, but it got so fucking big that this is called:

Serenes Forest: The Sitcom: The Special 2!

(AKA: Fireworks of a New Beggining)

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(Base)

Zephrion: You sir are a cad!

*smacks MR with white glove*

Metal Rabbit: And you are a dastard!

*smacks Zeph with a fish*

Fox: ...WTF are you doing?

Both: ...we dunno.

Fox: Well are you gonna join my team, Zeph?

Zephrion: What's that now?

Fox: CGV challenged me to a war game. I need more people.

Metal Rabbit: I'll do it!

Fox: So far I have Kiryn and Raven.

Metal Rabbit: Pick MEEEEEE!

Zephrion: Is that enough? I mean there's noone else in this sitcom.

Metal Rabbit: *holds breath to get attn*

Fox: CGV's got Bianchi and her cronies, and he hired Fireman.

Zephrion: Damn, you do need help.

Metal Rabbit: *gasp* Pick me!!!

Fox: Do you remember the last time you "helped" me in a war game?!

(Last time)

Fox: Tell me again why we're going down this tunnel!

Metal Rabbit: CGV told me it would lead to victory!

Fox: What?! You idiot, its a freaking trap!

Metal Rabbit: Lol, wut?

*CGV pushed a boulder down the cliff and pounds them*

Fox: *in unconcious*

(present)

Metal Rabbit: Lolz.

Fox: And then there was the time before THAT!

(Time before that)

Metal Rabbit: Take this!

*fire bolt*

CGV: Ahh!

Metal Rabbit: Yeah! We won!

CGV: !

Hey MR, yeah you won. But will you do me one favor?

Metal Rabbit: Sure!

CGV: Go kill Fox and her team.

Metal Rabbit: Very well!

(Present)

Fox: And even before then!

(Even before then)

*episode stops playing*

Narrator: Hey, yeah...

We had to cut this scene out, but I'll tell you what happened.

It involved MR overhearing Fox saying they need more players,

So what he did was hire people from the insane asylum to help.

Only, they were patients and not workers. Idk why he did it, I can't figure it out...

Long story short, they nuded up and took over the forest.

*episode starts again*

(Present)

Metal Rabbit: But I don't remember doing THAT!

Fox: I have pictures that say otherwise!

Metal Rabbit: I was high!

Fox: And who gave you pot?

Metal Rabbit: CGV, why?

Fox: I rest my case! You're not helping!

Zephrion: Yeah, I'll come help with it.

Fox: Thank you!

*they leave*

Metal Rabbit: Fine! I didn't wanna join anyway!

*cries*

CGV: Hey MR!

Metal Rabbit: Are you here to trick me?

CGV: Nope. Now come join my team.

Metal Rabbit: But aren't you worried I'll screw everything up?

CGV: That only happens when I trick you, remember?

Metal Rabbit: Oh yah! Alright then!

CGV: Cool. Now your assignment is to pretend to be on my team.

Metal Rabbit: Is it like a black ops thing?

*puts on afro*

CGV: ...yeah, something like that.

So c'mon!

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(The Forest)

Fox: Alright, how many we got?

Zephrion: We have 4. They have 6.

Raven: What are your orders, lady Fox?

Fox: We've tried conventional tactics before and they all failed.

So I went out and found this old war book. It's got good strategies.

Zephrion: *reads*

Hmm... Well there's this one that could work...

Fox: What is it?

Zephrion: It's called "Prisoner Release". All we have to do is sneak around and take them out without them knowing.

Kiryn: Um... what kind of book is that?

Zephrion: ...

*shows Fox*

Fox: ...Fire Emblem, Path of Radiance players guide. Prima Edition.

Raven: Lolz, is that why they printed the same exact page in two spots?

Kiryn: And it's missing the final chapter in here.

Zephrion: Hard mode fanatics are gonna be pissed.

Fox: ...It doesn't even list strategies for hard mode.

Zephrion: This is a crap ass guide...

Raven: What do you expect from Prima?

Narrator Note: I hate Prima :D

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(Other part of forest)

CGV: Okay team! We're gonna kick their ass again for the 4th time in a row!

Bianchi: I never did this before... can you explain to me what we're doing?

CGV: ...you HAVE done this before. You were on my team every time!

Hika: This is giving me a headache...

Lyle: Well I never did this!

Rugal: Neither have I.

CGV: Fine. The war games are between 2 teams. We use whatever tactics we can think of to defeat all enemies.

Rugal: Ah, sounds simple.

CGV: What's even more is that we have 3 more players than they do.

Fireman: Actually, I gotta cancel this.

CGV: Why?

Fireman: Look, I have alot of "work" to catch up on if you get my drift...

*leaves*

CGV: ...

Lyle: I guess the rumors are true then...

CGV: What rumors?

Lyle: There's talk about another assasin around this region who's been stealing Fireman's work away from him.

I guess he doesn't wanna lose out to a newbie.

Bianchi: Fireman's an assasin!?

Hika: That's just stupid, even for you...

Bianchi: Hey! Did you just call me fat?

Hika: No, I called you stupid!

Bianchi: CGV, I refuse to work with him!

CGV: But Hika's good...

Bianchi: If I leave, I'm taking my slaves with me!

Rugal: Wuh?

Lyle: O_o

Slaves?

CGV: ...Lemme think...

*there's a huge crash noise as a large tree fell over*

Metal Rabbit: I did it!

CGV: WTF did you do now?

Metal Rabbit: If a tree falls in a forest and noone's around to hear it, it DOES make a sound!

CGV: You idiot, you were around it!

Metal Rabbit: Nope, I was ON TOP of it.

CGV: (This guy's just gonna be a liability afterall...) *gets idea*

Hey MR?

Metal Rabbit: *has blowtorch in his hand*

Yes?

CGV: Why don't you and Hika go do something like... stay the hell away from the forest for today?

Metal Rabbit: *stuffs watermelon whole into his mouth*

*He tries to speak but is incomprehensible*

Hika: But what about the game? I thought I was gonna help.

CGV: Trust me, you'll be helping more this way...

*MR has the melon in his mouth and pulls out a chainsaw*

Hika: But babysitting him?

*MR's preparing to cut the melon in his mouth with the chainsaw*

*CGV grabs it from him*

Hika: Whatever...

Bianchi: So long loser!

Hika: Let's go you moron!

*MR swallows melon*

Metal Rabbit: Okay!

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(Nowhere)

Fireman: *lethality*

Another one bites the dust...

Iceman: That is such a cliched line...

Fireman: Well it's an even better song.

Iceman: So what does it feel like to be the #2 assasin?

Fireman: You tell me. That kill I just got put me ahead again.

Iceman: Give it up old man.

Fireman: I'm not that old.

Iceman: No, I was calling you that because you're a veteran.

Fireman: Well you're very cocky for a newbie.

Iceman: I've earned the right. You could do with a recourse in the basics on the other hand.

Fireman: Hah, right. What makes you say that?

Iceman: Well for instance, I'm out killing right now. You're actually speaking to a recording you dolt.

*it stops*

Fireman: Dammit...

*leaves*

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(Far from the forest)

Metal Rabbit: What now?

Hika: Let's take a nap...

Metal Rabbit: We can sleep when we're dead! C'mon!

Hika: Whatever you have in mind will probably get us killed...

Metal Rabbit: It's an easy game!

Hika: What is it?

Metal Rabbit: It's extreme dare.

Hika: Dare? As in you dare someone to do something and they lose if they don't do it?

Metal Rabbit: Right!

Hika: Why is it extreme?

Metal Rabbit: Are you playing or not?!

Hika: Fine.

Metal Rabbit: Okay, first I dare you to...

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(Forest)

Fox: Should we spread out or stick together?

Kiryn: uh...

Raven: I don't think you should worry about it so much, it's just a game.

*tries to reach around Fox*

Zephrion: We should stay together, because they're not gonna attack us all together.

Kiryn: That's true...

Fox: But they have more people!

Kiryn: That's true too...

Raven: Settle already.

Fox: Kiryn? What should we do?

Kiryn: (Leave me out of this!)

Uhm...

Zephrion: You gotta think about how the enemy's gonna respond!

Fox: But that doesn't matter if they have the power to kick the crap out of us to begin with!

Raven: I agree with Fox!

Fox: See?

Zephrion: ...is that a roll of coins in your pocket, Raven?

Raven: Nope.

Fox: C'mon Kiryn, what do you think?

Kiryn: (I think you need to leave me alone!)

I dunno...

Zephrion: Well you know the facts.

Kiryn: (I really don't need this right now...)

...

Fox: You know I'm right!

Zephrion: I'm right!

Kiryn: Shut up you stupid whores!!!

Fox: o_o

Zephrion: ._.

Raven: ^_^

Kiryn: ;_;

I didn't mean that...

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(Forest)

CGV: Is the siege weapon ready?

Lyle: Are you making us do this because we're new?

CGV: Quiet newbie!

Rugal: What is it supposed to be anyway?

CGV: It's a bigass ballista! Thanks for buying it Bianchi.

Bianchi: It's no big. Are you two done yet?

Lyle: I don't see why you two can't help!

Bianchi: I'm a dutchess.

CGV: And I'm a lazy piece of shit.

Rugal: Damn straight!

CGV: What was that new blood?

Rugal: You're an incompetent leader!

CGV: Think you could do better?

Rugal: Duh!

CGV: O rly?

Rugal: Yah rly! For one, I wouldn't buy a siege weapon to take out 4 people!

What the fuck is this anyway? A kids show?!

Lyle: Lol, not with this language..

Rugal: You're acting like a cartoon villain for god's sake!

CGV: ...

Bianchi: I think you hurt his feelings.

CGV: ...

Lyle: It's okay CGV... See? I'm putting it together now.

CGV: ...

Rugal: Ahh...

*frustrated*

Lyle: Dude, apoligize...

CGV: It's too late too apoligize!

*Timbaland's "Apoligize" plays*

CGV: WTF?

Lyle: Where's that sound coming from?

Rugal: Make it stop!!! I can't stand that voice!

Bianchi: C'mon, its not that bad.

*Rugal breaks through the narrator's screen and shuts off Itunes*

Bianchi: ...

Lyle: Dude, you got anger problems...

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(Gallian mountain)

Metal Rabbit: C'mon! Keep it up!

Hika: I don't have the luxary of bouncing around, thank you!

Metal Rabbit: I don't bounce around, I'm high.

Hika: Ah. So why are we here?

Metal Rabbit: *points to a sleeping lion*

I dare you to slap it in the balls.

Hika: WTF?!

Metal Rabbit: If you don't do the dare, you lose...

Hika: O_o

But that thing is huge!

Metal Rabbit: Are you gonna do it or not?

Hika: O_O

*approaches slowly*

*The lion's still sleeping*

Metal Rabbit: :D

*Hika smacks it in the balls*

*It wakes up roaring in pain and fury*

Metal Rabbit: Now run like hell!

Hika: O_O

*they run out with the lion hot on pursuit*

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(???)

Iceman: Catch me if you can!

*dodges knife*

Fireman: It's all the matter of when!

*pursues*

*they duel with fast flashing blades*

*Fireman punches him in the face*

Iceman: WTF?

You're not allowed to punch people!

Fireman: Apparently YOU need to look at the rulebook again...

*shows it*

Iceman: Where does it say?

*puts face closer*

Fireman: Right here, rule #1.

Iceman: "Don't trust anyone".

*Fireman smacks him with the book*

Iceman: Son of a!

*falls back*

Fireman: This ends now bitch!

Iceman: I can play dirty too!

*throws flash bomb*

*Fireman covers his eyes*

Fireman: ...

*Iceman's gone*

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(Forest again)

Fox: Okay, we just gotta calm down and think...

*just then MR and Hika are running past them with a Lion chasing them*

Kiryn: ...

I'm gonna miss those two.

Raven: Well atleast that's two people they don't have on their team.

Zephrion: So we should be at even strength.

Fox: But that still doesn't solve anything!

Zephrion: But now that those two aren't on their team, all they have are noobs.

This is great!

Raven: Yeah! You know, as long as they don't build siege weapons.

Kiryn: What kind of idiot would build a seige weapon for a 4 on 4 war game?

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(Forest again again)

CGV: And with this, death shall rain on them from above!

Bianchi: Can I try it?

CGV: Why the hell not?

Bianchi: *fires it into distance*

Lyle: That was kinda cool...

CGV: You bet your ass!

Rugal: *mutters obscenities*

Bianchi: This is fun!

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(Near the town)

*MR and Hika are still being chased*

Hika: Yo MR?

Metal Rabbit: What is it?

Hika: How did we get from Gallia to Begnion in just a few minutes?

Metal Rabbit: I'm not the writer!

o_o

*The lion corners them*

Metal Rabbit: You know what they say about a cornered Lion! They fight back!

*takes out watermelon*

Hika: Don't you mean tiger?

Metal Rabbit: That's not important!

*takes out rediculously oversized novelty hammer*

Lion: ROOOARR!!

*MR hits the melon, causing melon to splash on the lion*

Metal Rabbit: Yay! We won!

Hika: My gawd you're stupid!

*The lion's angrier now*

Hika: Before we die, I gotta tell you something!

Metal Rabbit: What is it?

Hika: I hate you.

*just before the lion attacks, a giant arrow flies out of nowhere and kills it*

Metal Rabbit: ._.

Hika: o_o

Metal Rabbit: lol

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(???)

Fireman: Yahh!

*slays two people at once*

Iceman: That the best you can do?

*throws a set of knives and kills 5 people at once*

Fireman: Y'know, maybe instead of killing random people we should actually do missions.

Iceman: Yeah... this is kind of repetitive.

*behind the two of them is a mountain of corpses*

Fireman: How's this? Let's each assign each other a target, and the first one to kill the target wins.

Iceman: I can dig that.

Fireman: Oh yeah, and you're not allowed to kill yourself.

Iceman: Dammit.

Fireman: My job for you is to kill Nealuchi of Kilvas.

Iceman: That old buzzard? Where's the challenge in that?

Fireman: Getting to and from Kilvas alive after killing him, of course...

Iceman: Hmm. Well played.

My job for you is to kill Nealuchi of Kilvas!

Fireman: Hey!

Iceman: You never said I couldn't pick what you picked.

Fireman: Dammit.

Iceman: Let's get this over with!

*they both vanish*

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(Sienne)

Metal Rabbit: That was epic!

Hika: It's my turn now though.

Metal Rabbit: Alright, bring it!

*hika looks around the city*

Hika: I dare you to go into that Women's Weight Watchers club and...

*whispers*

(in the club)

Metal Rabbit: Hello ma'am, when's the baby due?

*A fat women starts crying*

*he moves over to another one*

Metal Rabbit: Aww, when's the baby due?

*she hits him in the mouth*

*he moves over to another one*

Metal Rabbit: So when's the baby due?

(Half hour later)

*MR comes out with bruises all over his face*

Hika: Lolz. All done?

Metal Rabbit: Yep. *wipes blood from his mouth*

I think I swallowed my tooth...

Hika: So what now?

Metal Rabbit: We keep playing of course!

*sees fireworks sitting on a shelf in an erotic store*

I dare you to...

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(Forest)

Fox: Okay, the fight's gonna start soon.

Kiryn: How will we know?

Zephrion: The signal's supposed to be a sign from the heavens.

Raven: Is this a good time to discuss my salary?

Fox: What salary? None of us get payed!

Raven: That's what I mean...

*fireworks lit up the sky and exploded into the shape of a pair of tits*

Fox: o_o

Is that the signal?

Kiryn: o_o

This has MR written all over it.

(Other part of the forest)

Bianchi: That's the signal!

CGV: :D

Lyle: ^_^

Rugal: ._.

Bianchi: Like you haven't seen a pair of tits before!

CGV: None THAT big.

Lyle: ^_^

*high fives CGV*

Bianchi: Let's go already!

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(Forest... making this redundant)

Fox: Attack!

*They snipe at CGV's team from distance*

CGV: Bianchi!

*She uses barrier on the group*

Kiryn: I've got this!

*she hops on her peg and flies for them, raining arrows*

Rugal: Ahh! You hit me in the eye!

Kiryn: What! :o

I'm so sorry!

Rugal: You're naive is what you are!

*slashes at her*

Kiryn: >_<

Ah!

Fox: Kiryn!

Raven: Don't worry milady!

*dashes fourth, looking as cool as possible*

CGV: Lyle, prove yourself!

Lyle: ...

*rushes forward*

*The two get locked in a melee match*

Lyle: *slash* Hey Raven!

Raven: *dodge* What's up man?

Lyle: *thrust* How've you been?

*dodge*

Raven: I'm doing well for myself thank you...

Lyle: I'm doing well, but I don't really like my job.

*parries blow*

Raven: Well I'm kinda the opposite then.

*slashes*

Raven: I like what I do, I just dont get payed any.

*blocks*

CGV: Stop chatting!

o_O

Zephrion: Tornado!

*it hits CGV, like always*

CGV: Dammit! Shoulda seen it coming!

Rugal: Yah!

*hits Kiryn*

Kiryn: >_<

Bianchi: Finish her!

Fox: No!!!

*she launches a fireball at Bianchi*

Bianchi: Bitch, did you just hit me?!

Fox: Did you just call me a bitch!?

Kiryn: *pant*

*Rugal knocks her off her mount*

*The 8 all continue the fight*

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(Kilvas)

Nealuchi: It's great to be alive to see the wonderful place the Nestling made Kilvas to be.

It's becoming peaceful with the other nations...

(On the roof)

Fireman: It's show time...

*in an oddly reminiscent way of snake*

*flies through the window*

Nealuchi!

*Iceman comes out of the closet*

Fireman: Lol.

Iceman: What?

Fireman: You just "came out of the closet".

:D

Iceman: S-shutup!

Nealuchi! Gyahh!!

*he falls over dead*

Fireman: ._.

Iceman: T_T

Fireman: ...He's dead...

I think he had a heart attack.

Iceman: But who gave it to him?

Fireman: Let's perform an autopsy, shall we?

*takes out knife*

*banging on the door*

*fireman flees*

Soldier: Sir Nealuchi, the king wants to see...

*he sees Iceman standing over Nealuchi's body*

Soldier: Help!!! He's dead!

Iceman: Son of a-

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(Begnion, roughly the same time)

Metal Rabbit: Those were the biggest tits I've ever seen! :D

Hika: Okay... hey, you want ice cream? I'll think of my next thing when we're eating.

Metal Rabbit: Kay.

*they get some*

Officer: Hey you two!

Hika: Sup officer?

Officer: Someone broke into the adult store and stole a large firework, and they set it off...

Hika: lolz, we know.

Metal Rabbit: We saw the boobs.

Officer: Well, if you know anything about this, tell me, okay?

*starts to walk off*

Hika: Yo, I thought of that thing I wanted you to do.

Metal Rabbit: What's that?

Hika: I dare you to hit the uniform with your ice ceam.

Metal Rabbit: *throws his desert at the officer, and hits him on the head*

Officer: *Now he all mad*

Metal Rabbit: Lolz.

Officer: That's so it!

*chases MR*

Hika: Lol...

*MR flees into that same store*

*There's a fire, and more fireworks shot out into the sky, depicting penorz and the holiest of holys*

Hika: XD

*falls over laughing*

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(Forest)

*the other fireworks appear*

Rugal: huh?

*looks up*

*Kiryn hits him in the nuts*

Fox: That's one down...

:/

Raven: Dude...

Lyle: I know... doesn't that remind you of that guy we met around Crimea?

Raven: Yeah, he had a **** and tits...

Lyle: What was its name?

Raven: Uh... it started with an M...

Fox: Yahh!

Bianchi: Take that!

*the fire and light hit eachother, and exploded, causing Lyle and Raven to get KOed*

Kiryn: Fox! Help me up!

CGV: Zeph, you come back and fight like a man you little bitch!

*Zeph dodges*

Zephrion: Heh...

*he trips over a tree branch*

*CGV stabs*

Zephrion: Ughh... damn...

CGV: Looks like its a four-way...

Kiryn: Fox! I can't get up...

Fox: (Gotta get her before they...)

*Bianchi KOs Kiryn*

Fox: Damn speach bubble!

CGV: Looks like we win again, this time without your idiot friend.

Fox: ...

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(Begnion)

Metal Rabbit: *draws bow and fires at a clothesline*

Yay!

*he rides it like a rope*

Officer: Damn!

*He and Hika escape back to the forest*

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(Forest)

Metal Rabbit: I wish we had more fireworks...

Hika: Yeah...

*they see something*

Metal Rabbit: Dude, what is it?

Hika: Looks like a machine of some sort...

Metal Rabbit: It's a bigass ballista!

Hika: Do you press this button to fire it?

Metal Rabbit: No, it's this one!

*pushes button*

*Ballista fires into sky, and the bolt hit a meteor that was heading torward Tellius, which woulda destroyed it*

*The meteor shatters and breaks into millions of tiny pieces*

CGV: Whoa...

Fox: It's so pretty...

Bianchi: *sniff*

CGV: Well just gotta finish you off!

*a stray meteor fragment hits CGV and Bianchi in the head, knocking them out*

Fox: Dear goddess... We won!

Metal Rabbit: Hey, I wasn't on your team this time!

Fox: *hugs him*

It was all thanks to your idiocy this time.

Metal Rabbit: T'was nothing! :D

*the game's over and everyone wakes up*

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(Same area)

Kiryn: It's beautiful...

Lyle: I can't believe we almost missed it.

Zephrion: Am I the only one concerned that that thing could have killed us all?

Hika: Dude, chill.

CGV: I gotta hand it to you Fox, you got better.

Fox: Thanks.

CGV: Proud of ya.

Fox: Lol, that's so embarrasing for you!

CGV: ...

Metal Rabbit: We have ice cream if anyone wants any!

Rugal: Do you have chocolate?

Metal Rabbit: No.

Bianchi: Hmph!

Fox: What's wrong now?

Bianchi: We didn't win...

Fox: You almost did...

You did well today.

Bianchi: Rly?

Fox: Ya rly.

Fireman: Am I interrupting something?

CGV: Naw man, come and enjoy the festivities.

Fireman: *lights pipe*

???: There you are!

*Iceman lunges at him*

Fireman: *puff*

*he tosses his pipe in the air, drew a blade, turned around and slashed*

Iceman: ...

*his head falls off*

Fireman: ...

*catches pipe in his mouth*

*everyone applauds*

Metal Rabbit: Dude, that was so cool!

Fireman: It's good being #1 again...

*puff*

Hika: Yo rabbit... so who won the game today?

Metal Rabbit: Well, let's call it a tie, kay?

Hika: I can live with that...

Raven: I'm sorry miss Fox, I'll do better next time...

Lyle: Dude, you got nothing to apoligize for. You did great!

Fox: Your friends right Raven.

...

*she pecks him on the cheeck*

*everyone looks up as the remaining frags burn away in teh atmosphere*

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So this was the story of games, fireworks, and bigass novelty objects...

This only took me a day to write, and its 21 KB. That's friggn huge. (1/3 the size of Movie 2 though)

Hope you like it, cause that's what compels me to keep going.

end.

lolz.

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he has two personalites. He should learn to control them so both can come out when the time is right

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