ZemZem Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 (edited) I apologize for double-posting. A mod can delete this. The next update is in my next post. Edited July 29, 2013 by Invader ZM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Annnnnnnd it's ZM time. Chapter 4, everybody! [spoiler=Tonight's bed!] wil this is an abandoned fort you fail at scouting Sain has the best lines in the game. Enough said. GHOST! D: okay her leg hurts, btw i'm not taking pics of every bit of dialogue yuck dorcas best husbando doesn't argue over waifus and instead HELPS the waifu DAT FACE best hubby HE JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU i like my sound options on, kk and i like green /o\ CHIP DAMAGE YOU'RE NEW NAME IS CHIPAS sain's our main so fast SO BRO STR and DEF makes this A-OK. Though she couldn't double the mercs. >_> hi kent bench Alrighty. Yay!!! Everything needs three exclamation points!!! Sain? Peh. He's the best unit we have. Screw off, Lyn. :( And the episode ends on a melancholic note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 (edited) SAIN IS ON HIS PATH TO BE TEH GOD THAT IS MARCUSHE ONLY NEED A LOT MORE SKL AND A HELL LOT OF RES AND PURPLE BEARD #TeamSarcus #ResLevel Edited July 29, 2013 by I have a Dragon Boner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagfisch Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? About 364 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted July 29, 2013 Author Share Posted July 29, 2013 Oh my god Sain, he just keeps growing! He is inexorable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 (edited) UPDATE TIME This is why you shouldn't stay up late talking to people. Time flies Yes because being near Bern is safe. :P D'aww SUDDENLY ACTION These guys are like bugs! Always flying after us like pests! Bug: I resent that Me: wait that's your name? Bug: ... Wil speaks for me almost Then the Gerudo Bandits will be more popular! We can't have them be big both here and in Hyrule! MEANWHILE NEARBY I love Erk and Serra's banter. I'd post more of it but that would take up too much space. Serra gets the 2 in trouble and they have to fight PSI FIYA α YOU THINK? CONSCRIPTED. Earlier screen accurately fits this scene too in Erks mind After some healing we can get this thing started proper Wait a mo.. where are my animations There we go. Lala I'm on a mountain you can't hit me lala I hit the archer twice then left him be. Serra can take a hit no worries. That was mildly tickling This is not your average Kent level up. MOUNTAINS? DO NOT FEAR SAIN IS HERE Oh good. He needed another one. It's often I forget how easy Lyn mode is. DIE KNAVE I AM SIR SAIN. WOOER OF WOMEN AND DEFENDER OF THE CROWN I AM SAIN.. KNOW MY NAME Wil: HE WAS MINE YOU JERK So Berserker We wear the best purple in ELIBE! Wil: Killsteal Bro Sain: YOU CUR ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY STEAL A KNIGHTS GLORY! Bug plays Mafia. It's official Where there is a Wil there is a... way? Da fu Wil you usually do much better for me then this. CONSCRIPTED.. Again. Meanwhile at the Hall of Doom WHAT THE BANDITS DIDN'T STOP HER? SEND ALL THE THWOMPS Lyn and her grandfather* I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE INVESTED IN BETTER POISON. WHY DO WE HAVE TO FEED HIM 20 GALLONS OF IT? Edited July 30, 2013 by Folgore Red II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Sain steals all the kills and gets a decent level up. Wil only takes one guy and gets a terrible level up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted July 30, 2013 Author Share Posted July 30, 2013 Bug plays Mafia. It's official XD This made me laugh way more than it should've. Sain steals all the kills and gets a decent level up. Wil only takes one guy and gets a terrible level up. All is right in the world. My update will be up soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKLucas531 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 (edited) Sain is still the best? Status quo. I feel like everyone is waiting for Hector Mode to actually start trolling Edited July 30, 2013 by PKLucas531 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Sain is still the best? Status quo. I feel like everyone is waiting for Hector Mode to actually start trolling Can't wait to have Marcus steal all the EXP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted July 30, 2013 Author Share Posted July 30, 2013 (edited) I feel like everyone is waiting for Hector Mode to actually start trolling How naive of you. I feel that, "Pride of Blood" would be a more fitting name, but whatever. What are you talking about? That area over there is completely empty! He just said so Lyn... I don't see any smoke. "GREAT AE-" Nevermind No Lyn, what you are looking at right now is a man on a horse, not an arrow. KUTOLAH! I just like saying that. KUTOAH! So we have to trigger three, well, triggers. To be fair, I did have this coming. Let's see what's in here. "Sure, it's not like I have anything important to do right now." Oh my... That's the first thing you thought of? Whats wrong with you? Here's Matthew, he's a pretty standard "thief." One down. "You got a small key!" Double team'd Sain/10 It has come to my attention that Lyn mode, even on hard, is far too easy and uninteresting. Let's see if I can change that, shall we? So this happened. Dang it Erk, that was Wil's prey! Second one almost down. We get a cloth robe let's the wearer survive more attacks from swords and axes and the like. wat See why I needed to add some challenge? Matt eats the robe. A rescue chain brings Sain to the action. Wil takes out the trash. *sigh* Only one more. THWOMP Killer get! SEE WHY I NEEDED TO ADD SOME CHALLENGE? You are a knight who's taking eight damage from an archer. Go home and rethink your life. BEST LORD IN FE7 EVERYBODY Boss down, level get, And we're done. So, it turns out racism is a thing and guy changes his mind about helping. Then Rath comes with us and brings money. "Well, seeing how I was attacked with a broad sword roughly the size of my entire body, no" By the way, that Sacae racism thing is never brought up again. Edited July 31, 2013 by David the SecondWorld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Serra died?! Eh, also Sain is lol stomping Lyn mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted July 30, 2013 Author Share Posted July 30, 2013 She'll get better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 She'll get better. Yeah, it looked like a flesh wound anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKLucas531 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 MY TURN AGAIN Lord 101 Everyone else is showing the chapter titles and so shall I! He wants none of your trouble! We want none of your trouble! Sain would like some of her trouble though. PREP SCREEN Gotta check these, you never know when your precious terrain window might get turned off. THE TEAM. CHAPTER START Welcome to the team Bridget. Bridget you really let yourself go after the whole Guilty Gear thing didn't pan out. I like the song he plays. LTC. Exactly! Sain got an HP, Skl, Spd level but I missed it so have this majestic pose instead. Hey I'd be pissed too if they could run away in only 3 turns! Poor Sain. Well that was easy. I don't have good experiences with Pheraen nobles. Yeah sure you seem like an okay- LYN NO HE COULD REALLY USE THE AVAILABILITY BUFF Meanwhile Sain gets it in. No I have an idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 DAT LTC PRO STRATS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 NO SERRA WHY Oh well, SAIN'S INDESTRUCTIBLE. AND DEM LTC PRO STRATS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 *regrets not killing Florina along with Serra* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 she'll probably die soon enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 I technically didn't kill Serra either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKLucas531 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 (edited) don't worry guys, my pro ltc mlg tactics will come back to bite me when I have to do Ch 11 with a level 2 Matthew it's not like I care about any flier but Farina either! Edited July 31, 2013 by PKLucas531 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 (edited) Chapter 7X Yes, I just told you that. Why did you have to repeat it? Send our weakest soldiers to capture them of course. It's full proof. Those poles don't grind themselves. She's going to bitch slap him. You don't say Lyn? Why else would we come, free EXP? Nils, why are you giving us self doubt when we're trying to do you and your sister a favor? If you don't want us to get the ring then why have us come here in the first place!? Women. The squad. Erk delivers the first hit and kill. Dorcas axe is mightier than your puny lance. This must be Dorcas' good day. Never mind. The magic users get some kills. decent, but you could have done better Erk. Just as the image says. Rath's horse gives him super strength! That solider cut Dorcas in half!! Just kidding. Dorcas used Genjustu. Kent handling the Mercs pretty well. Magic users are powerless to Rath's horse. Even you Kent?! Too what? Finish your sentence. Too Earghh? Good job Flornia. What did we just say about finishing our sentences? That's some fast poison. It usually takes several turns to kill someone. Who knows. Stay tune for the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!! Edited August 9, 2013 by Majestic Paladin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 What do you mean Sain and Wil didn't get any EXP? The best characters of Lyn's mode need to get as powerful as possible! [spoiler=Oops] oh noez OH NOEZ Yeah, perk up, Lyn! You're grandfather's probably dead already, anyway. *smooch* for the love of GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU HIT srs bsns WIL *crowd goes wild* too bad he didn't even get close to it at all this chapter Annnnnd we're off. Erk got the lancereaver village, BTW, so yay. Everyone else killed shit. FUCK Wil is such a bro. SUCH A BRO. Yeah, the ballista's last shot hit her. OH WELL. I told you all Florina would die eventually. WE DON'T NEED NO LTC. baws aboose YAY NOT YAY YAY Erm... THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GETTING A BAD LEVEL looks like we're going to 19xx THIS IS WHY WIL AND SAIN ARE MY BEST BROS Lyn tugged her arm before this. She probably made it even worse. owo GTFO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 Pfft, we didn't need those scrubs anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKLucas531 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 WE DO NOT NEED THOSE CHUMPS. WIL AND SAIN ARE LIKE CHIPS AND DIP THEY GO SO WELL TOGETHER AS THE BEST UNITS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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