SB. Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) So, I saw this thing this morning, and played for about 5 minutes, before I needed to LP this thing. It's basically a VN of an RP hosted on another site by Haspen, and one of the members there decided to make... this... you know what? I'm just gonna play it. Anyone who for some reason lacks common sense can play this thing along with me, just download it here.[spoiler=IT'S HARD BEING RICH]Now there are three jobs! Farm hand, bandit and schoolteacher!It's still pretty terrible.Meet our protaganist, GREGOR VON HEXHAM. He HATES being late, apparently.This is already so anime.OUTRIGHT PEASANTS. Who gives a shit dude seriously just ride your bike.>dress normally>has a monocleSeems legit.Thanks, RANDOM STUDENT! Good to see you have my ba-NO, I'M ALERGIC TO CLEAR LIQUIDWhat kind of an insult is thisIt's hard being RICH. So hard that you don't have time just to wipe your eyes.See, if you'd just been LOGICAL this wouldn't have happened!Bbbbbbbbbbbbb!>headbutts something>manages to fall over himselfOur protaganist, ladies and gentleman.Wipe your eyes, doofus.Suspense!Even more suspense!HEADBUTTED SOME GIRL IN HER CHESTSMOOOOOOOOTH GREGOR.A wild love interest appeared!If you insist!Clearly there is only one response here.>You have an excellent chest milady definitely one of the better ones I've seen!No! This is the part where you're supposed to react like a tsundre ...Or any normal girl, for that matter.In what language does "You have an excellent chest milady definitely one of the better ones I've seen!" mean goodbye?I would actually consider learning this language.But because I was still too dumb to wipe my eyes, I ran into a tree. It hurt.Louise doesn't really seem to care, she knows Pent will get Canas later.TIMESKIPWow, he really is late!Wow, teachers that don't give a fuck? 10/10 would attend this school.ARE YOU EVIL SONIA WANNABEShe seems like a nice enough lady, totally gonna be fine with you asking a question."Is eating a dead baby wrong?"Never! You're in a virtual novel! Cry at your fate!See, Mrs. Kesselring is a nice lady!See, Valor isn't that upset! It's probably a bouncy castle or something!Still don't think she's a bad person.Gregor only has eyes for his waifu.Don't worry man! I intend to make sure that happens!Screw trying to fix relationships, that probably takes effort.I told you before, it's hard being rich!Choices!Choices that I'll let you all make!I hope you choose Bed and Breakfast, that's what it stands for, right? Edited December 18, 2013 by SB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I'M SCARED WHAT'S B&B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 why sb you don't know what you're doing oh well go for B&B obv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I don't know what this is, but it looks amazingly well-written. I'd rate this VN thingy 10/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinnidy Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 bwahahahahaha SB you did it You made it haspen Kill me now "Is eating a dead baby wrong?" my sides You sure have a picky hand for those LPs you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Not a nukige 0/10 In all honestly I still have a hard time believing this exists... I'll be following this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Bread and Butter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Books and Boobs, the ultimate sex-hungry nerd club. Anyone wanna join? You get a free tsundere love interest~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karasz Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Go play bed and breakfast with the boys. Just leave the girl to her own devices, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether911 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 What the hell is that thing? xD And well, B&B I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monde Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) B&B I'm definitely looking forward to this thread. Edited September 1, 2013 by LordMonde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Bed and Breakfast gotta finish that pancake campaign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Boys & Boys, obviously. OMG this is quite possibly the most horrifying thin I've ever seen, and I just can't stop reading it. Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 This looks interesting, to say the least. I'm curious as to what will happen next...voted for Bed and Breakfast, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monde Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I looked at what B&B meant in the game and it's actually basically Dungeons and Dragons. T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) oh well that's way more normal than I hoped edit: vote still stands, get your d&d on with your buds I guess Edited September 1, 2013 by Specta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 That's rather disappointing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) B&B is obviously Barracks and Banshees. So go B&B. Edited September 1, 2013 by Konnor97 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 No it's obviously D&D the mystery is over :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 No it's obviously D&D the mystery is over :( And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you and your meddling Google! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 but it wasn't me or my google that did this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted September 1, 2013 Author Share Posted September 1, 2013 Onward to... the end of this thing! [spoiler=bed and breakfast?] NOI WANTED MY BED AND BREAKFAST Let's go play some Dungeons and Dragons rip off! Dude you can take your hood off inside. Okay, as long as the GM isn't a complete prick... ...well then. Where's Haspen when you need him? Got that guys? Basements. And Bearsharks. DEFINITELY SOLITAIRE, GREGOR YOU HAVE THE EYES OF A HAWK AND THE EARS OF AN OWL. A blind hawk and a deaf owl. Sal flakes harder than Rapier in a mafia game. Says the guy who came in late to school, and admits he wasn't paying attention. And late here, too. Headbutting someone in the chest, again. First off, I have no hands. Oooh... >I've been distracted... By a shiny object! Or a girl. That works too. Don't worry Seyena, it isn't you. "I always thought you were gay!" You were never even playing in the first place! But Kirito got a girlfriend and never developed as a character! I couldn't tell, you've had that same facial expression for days now. Sure, it's not like Chris is a horrible GM or anything! I spoke too soon. Is this whole game about killing one enemy? No, fool! You were meant to cast it into the darkness! No, I'm pretty sure this isn't how D&D works. Coming from somebody who's never ever played it. Sal totally stands for Sally, right? Wow, you put up with Chris' bullshit for that long? I'm impressed! It's still hard being rich! No, the sun's still up, you still haven't wiped your eyes have you? Hooray? What will happen next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 basements and bearsharks is a really dumb name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Chris, you are the worst DM I have ever seen. WTF is a bearshark. Sharktopus would kill his ass in less than 10 seconds. Sharknado in 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 i really like the blushing face 11/10 also if i were actually playing dnd bnb with that dm there wouldn't be any factors stopping me from punching him triple jutsu backflip your ass onto my foot, jackass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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