Aquakat Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 DOUBLE POST DUN CURR [spoiler=Chapter 2: Flan Does Nothing of Importance] So we get to fight ghosts? Translation: SHE'S A WITCH chaptah screen Oh boy, now's my chance to escape pfft, there's no religion in Sacae /Sain GLASS LOGIC needed to be done "First you get the power, then you get the money, then you get the women..." Except it wasn't. Glass logic 2.0 WHAT NO WE MUST STEAL IT FIRST pfft, fuck that we don't need to go into the houses here DAMMIT SAIN DAMMIT LYN As soon as I can bench you, you're benched Strength? I'll take it. Not taking any chances with this dumb broad. LYN SHALL DODGE-CHOKE THIS POINT. OKAY NEVER MIND JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?! MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS btw, this was a Kent crit Kent is now un-benched Hey, he stole my one line from the prologue! FUCK THE WEAPON TRIANGLE back on the bench for you, scrub-dick Except for, y'know, this one leg that I lost. But can we steal it? quick Lyn grab it and run BITCHIN' 2000'S TECHNOLOGY Does that mean the sword's gonna eat her? So that means we don't have to steal it? Lyn, for fuck's sake, it's just a katana. Not like it's that cool or anything. And now she's useful. Killing Edge says otherwise And then they had hot, passionate sex. While Sain watched. ANTA BAKA! (insert dick joke here) Does this mean we can leave now? MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT?!" Because bandits are sooooooooooooo threatening. Remember kids: to leave no bruises, use poison or oranges. SOON. This run sucks all my levels suck myahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *laughs gleefully at your suffering* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 I expect my bros Lucius and MADDEW to be used Also nice level ups. The RNG is strong in this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Benching Serra will be illegal. No really I will kill you irl if you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 3, 2013 Author Share Posted October 3, 2013 Benching Serra will be illegal. No really I will kill you irl if you do. I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO HER YET UGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 FUCK DORCAS, WE BARTRE IN THIS RUN Yeah! Bartre should kill EVERY BOSS HE CAN FIGHT!!! Also, for the sake if a joke, have Bartre kill Ursula with a critical hit from a hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 3, 2013 Author Share Posted October 3, 2013 Yeah! Bartre should kill EVERY BOSS HE CAN FIGHT!!! Also, for the sake if a joke, have Bartre kill Ursula with a critical hit from a hammer. I'm not doing that last bit. That requires too much RNG dickery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I'm not doing that last bit. That requires too much RNG dickery.but you'll do the first one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 3, 2013 Author Share Posted October 3, 2013 but you'll do the first one? I make no promises. UPDATE-ERUUUUUUUUUUUU [spoiler=Chapter 3: Flan & The Not-Waifu] One of whom is her future husbando And the other is Kent Except not really. These guys blow. Does this mean I get an early Hero?! nope never mind Also, it's full of dead shit. You should stay here and guard it while I go somewhere... not here. wish it was one less Kent gives no fucks for his waifu Except they probably used axes. lol since when the fuck do I care about you Looks like the beginning of a bad porno to me Yup, it's a bad porno *cue cheesy 80's porn music* Except there's one right in front of you... Kent resumes caring for his waifu I didn't know they had lesbian porn in the 80's this changes everything Is pegasus code for "fat ass"? Unless he's into that sort of thing. Maybe for you, scrub What do you mean "your" tactician, hobag? She obviously wants to jiggle me. WIL SWAGSWAGSWAG something something Illusion Dance STRENGTH LYN YES Res keeps this from sucking too bad. WOOT CHECK OUT MY PHAT LEWT "Oh... it's only money." something something Dancing Blade SAIN SHALL CHOKE THIS POINT [face_Navi] I wish this subplot went somewhere. Except for if it resembles cheesy 80's porn. "My name is Lyn of Sacae. You killed my father. But you're not going to die." fuck that lol we need a fight So, unlike the above Lyn convo, I didn't actually know this was a thing. fuck me, right? "I SPENT TWENTY BUCKS ON THIS SHIRT AND NOW IT'S RUINED" And then it became rape. so many boss quotes Migal pls YOU ARE ALL SCRUBS COMPARED TO THE MIGHTY SAIN SEX PANTHER lol, what the fuck is an Ilia? Moreso fantasizing you, but... yeah probably. "And it did, because now I'm with you!" Now, Florina, jump into her not-so-womanly bosom SEX PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN Not really It's pretty much just you & the bitch over there The rest are filler lol Wil don't curr fuck you scrub we need all the units we can get She only wants to go because she's going to assrape Lyn at night But first, SEX PANTHER YES WE NEED RANGE Actually homeless. Calling it now. more like Sain & his bitches ft. Wil NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING IF YOU DIDN'T KIDNAP ME EARLIER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 MAKE ME PROUD AND USE WIL LONGTERM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 3, 2013 Author Share Posted October 3, 2013 MAKE ME PROUD AND USE WIL LONGTERM He'll probably be benched for Rebecca BUT DAMMIT I WILL USE AN ARCHER SOMEWHERE IN THIS PLAYTHROUGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 REBECCA WORKS TOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 3, 2013 Author Share Posted October 3, 2013 I'm hoping that I get a Big 4 in this run, much like I did in my ENM run: DA BESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) For the record, I claim the best Fiora. Funnily enough, this is the only time I've ever used her. All of those units look pretty bro, but I must keep up my contrarian image for the presses. Edited October 3, 2013 by Refa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 3, 2013 Author Share Posted October 3, 2013 For the record, I claim the best Fiora. Funnily enough, this is the only time I've ever used her. All of those units look pretty bro, but I must keep up my contrarian image for the presses. Statboosters doe Would've posted all my 20s, but they were either squishy or were Canas (who for some reason got RNG fucked HARD). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) I'm pretty sure I robbed her (clearly I am a feminist, more clothing for da vumen!), and probably gave her a Dracoshield or two, but otherwise no statboosters (no Energy Rings in Hector Mode, no need for Skill/Spd/Res boosters). EDIT Oh, and Boots DUH that's only like THE MOST IMPORTANT STATBOOSTER EVER). Edited October 3, 2013 by Refa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquakat Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 ...I thought I recognized some Persona Quotes in there. Junpei and Misturu, maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 3, 2013 Author Share Posted October 3, 2013 ...I thought I recognized some Persona Quotes in there. Junpei and Misturu, maybe? yuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 3, 2013 Author Share Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) DOUBLE POST DUN CURR [spoiler=Chapter 4: Flan and CHIPAS Go to Sepia Castle] And Sain's sword... And Florina's lance... AND MY AXE wait whut It's a sucky little hole in the ground. still better than Wallace. Wil does not do the jesting, Sex Panther. Me. It's cold out here and shit. I SHIP IT holy fuck I'm high again my printer's calling me a chick oh never mind WAIT IS YOUR HUSBAND BARTRE YES I NEED HIM He will be soon, doe. FUCK NOT BARTRE DAT FACE "There's a sex panther with them! We can't win!" I wouldn't call Kent & Wil pretty... THAT SOUNDS LIKE CHIP DAMAGE aw Dorcas loves his waifu let's kill her LYN, GO DIE IN A HOLE SAIN, GET ME OUT OF HERE THE REST OF YOU, DO WHATEVER command over, gg everyone "Well, I'm not Bartre." "Money is important, something something weapons..." And then they had sex and Lyn gave him 20 bucks. gg Lyn I KNEW IT CHIP DAMAGE YOU ARE HEREBY CHRISTENED CHIPAS *shot by ZM for stealing Chipas from him* Kent sucks at choking points Like, really sucks Lyn's not much better She did ORKO this guy though SUPER CHIP At least it's not a Shin level SO BRO NOT BRO Kent still sucks at dodging axes STEEL SWORDS AHOY I don't remember why I took this shot SO STRONG WHO NEEDS DEFENSE Lyn can double the mercs now Because they have a sexy sexy tactician Why are you telling Sain to bring you more men? SEX PANTHER I AM NOT AMUSE SO STRONG WHO NEEDS SPEED MORE CHIPAS holy fuck why are you never like this usually Florina is a scrub, she can't even double "Take... that generic brigand... instead..." This was supposed to be two shots of Dorcas doubling, but my timing on the one must've sucked. something something Larxene wants her gimmick back yuss LYN YES YOU LEARNED TO DODGE I couldn't tell because the battle screen's gone What do you mean "we", scrub? YAY AXE CHIPPING At least he's better than Wallace. You shall make a fine chipper. Except I'm still tied up. SEX PANTHER FEARS NOTHING fuck that I'm leaving lol Edited October 3, 2013 by Polydeuces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Why are you telling Sain to bring you more men? Sex panther wants a challenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 USE CHIPAS AND WIL I TOLD YOU USE WIL HE'S SO BRO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 3, 2013 Author Share Posted October 3, 2013 Sex panther wants a challenge IT'S OFFICIAL SAIN IS NOW SEX PANTHER Kent is now subsequently Bull Shit WELP. SHINKI'S FAVORITE CHAPTER IS HURR. [spoiler=Chapter 5: Flan Gets The Healing Touch] fucking hangovers He probably looks like a foot I can see the family resemblance Ooh, does this mean we're illegal aliens now?! Probably not. I doubt Lycia doesn't have bandits. Not like Sex Panther cares, though. He can kill them in his sleep. What, like, four chapters? Sex Panther pls Maybe you aren't, Bull Shit. BUT WAIT WHAT'S THIS I'm having a hard time deciding which face is uglier Lyn's irateness knows no bounds. SERRA He called you a bitch. Pretty sure, anyways. Escort? So... Erk's the opposite of a pimp? oh wait his pimpness doesn't kick in until Hector Mode Well, she does have shitty base defense... "Protect"? Is that what they call it nowadays? She'll cram that stave so far up your ass... ALL TSUN, NO DERE ALL E, NO MO Serra reminds of Cynthia for some reason. Pimpin' ain't easy, Erk. I wouldn't call Wil young... Erk gives no fucks yup. that happened. THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! Again, way too similar to Cynthia here. All she needs is the peg... Erk is too much like me. We must silence him. please don't get Mag fucked see Erk but sadly due to Shinki's yandere-ness I'm locked into using you Kent continues to show how not to dodge shit Still squishy, but STRENGTH AND SPEED STILL BRO THE SEX PANTHER CARES NOT FOR YOUR BULLSHIT, GENERIC MERC. SEX PANTHER LIKE STRENGTH. MAKE SEX PANTHER GOOD FOR MORE SEXING. That's some weird emphasis there, buddy. Yeah... No. This is an Erk crit, btw. I can feel your bench spot warming up already fuck your compliments ya dumb broad That's because Sacae has no mages yet. They're all dead. no fireplace stop hitting on me SEX PANTHER LIKE TSUNTSUN CLERIC SEX PANTHER VERY NOBLE, BUT ALSO VERY FLIRTY Meanwhile, Erk's going to his happy place Wait, another lesbo? oh Sex Panther, I pity you no we weren't As usual, Erk is the reasonable one of the bunch Except you're probably not doing that much despite your constant presence Erk's getting benched the moment I get this crew back in HNM puke into your pimp hat it holds no value yet MEANWHILE, AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE LEGION OF DOOM Your border security sucks bruh Let's pretend I don't know where that is "If that means stabbing her in the vag, then stab that bitch in the vag!" "Or like Sega to the Sonic franchise!" This seems like a familiar plan LYN. "Except for you, since I don't have a portrait that can push you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 IT'S OFFICIAL SAIN IS NOW SEX PANTHER Kent is now subsequently Bull Shit I can agree with all of this. Oh, use my bro Lowen too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Poly, there's no need I pay attention to Shinki's sun obsession. Sun is what it's called, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 3, 2013 Author Share Posted October 3, 2013 I can agree with all of this. Oh, use my bro Lowen too olol HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS GUY WHO THINKS LOWEN'S NOT GOING TO BE GLUED TO THE BENCH AFTER C16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 olol HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS GUY WHO THINKS LOWEN'S NOT GOING TO BE GLUED TO THE BENCH AFTER C16 I've been known to use Lowen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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