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Aww... Lucius had to retreat. (Guessed it when you said people might not like something in the update.)

Hey, we're getting close to the end of Lyn's mode, aren't we?

Yeah, two more chapters and a shitty THWOMP later

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Speaking of which...

[spoiler=Chapter 9: Flan vs THWOMP]

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I'm not with them, officer

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GOOD.

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I ship it

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but we're getting Eliwood in the party now, right?

...right?

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SON OF A BITCH WHY NOT

IT'S ALL BOOL'S FAULT

CURSE YOU BOOL

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I'm still mad at you for not joining us. You could've used the EXP come Hector Mode.

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SEX PANTHER NO LIKE FOG. NO GOOD FOR SEXING

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Then let's go north

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ugh fuck it I dunno why I even make these suggestions

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da team

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NO NOT MORE THWOMPS

CURSE YOU BOOL

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Lyn, just... fuck it, go stand in the corner and think about what you've done

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SEX PANTHER NO LIKE THWOMP. REMIND HIM TOO MUCH OF BOOL.

(editor's note: CURSE YOU BOOL)

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"lol yeah, I totally do"

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MANI KATTI CRIT

gg THWOMP, now drop your Knight Crest

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wait what you survived

DAMN YOU LYN

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NO GO AWAY WALLACE

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lol, fuck outta here Kent

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Return of the walrus!

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Erk's so pimp he gets to rule Caelin. aw yuss.

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chip...

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and dip.

Needed EXP for Matt.

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CHIPAS

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GOTTA CHIP FAST

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WHAT HOW

CURSE YOU BOOL

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dammit Florina

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Meanwhile, Lyn murders brigands.

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Eh, he's good for chipping.

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atta girl.

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FUCK DA RNG

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lol Matt dun curr

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CRITS CRITS ERRYWHERE

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god fucking dammit Kent

THESE SHIT GROWTHS ARE BOOL'S FAULT

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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT.

I think this was his fluke-ass crit

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STRENGTH

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fucking Erk

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STILL BRO

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lol 1 damage

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chip...

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n' dip.

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Fuck, now I want Trap back

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CHIPAS PLS

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BRAVE AXE AHOY

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You're still good enough.

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something something Savage Wolf Fury

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RES

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SEX PANTHER NO WANT FIGHT YOU.

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no dude

SEX PANTHER

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dis bitch ain't the ruler neither doe

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aight then

SAIN VS. EAGLER, LEGGO

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SCRUB

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Well, since I got this convo...

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"Can I fuck her now?"

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"NO SHE IS NOT WORTH FUCKING RARGH"

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More Sain/Eagler shiz

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fucking DODGE THWOMP.

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fucking 37% hit rates

AND THIS HAPPENED AGAIN LATER

CURSE YOU BOOL

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leggo Chipas

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aw shit no

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SAIN GETTEM

AVENGE SERRA

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This is, like, the Shin level 2.0 or something.

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aw shit

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DODGETHWOMP

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All you need to do is hit, Wil.

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NOW

FINISH HIM

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One spoony bard level later...

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GOTTEM

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fuck your death quote is long

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SO STRONG

WHO NEEDS SPEED

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A man who gave lots of skill, but little else.

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Or he was just a knob.

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LIKE THREATENING HIM WITH A BOOLING?!

CURSE YOU BOOL

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not if Sain has anything to say about it

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lol like I give a fuck

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MEANWHILE AT THE LEGION OF JUSTICE HALL OF DOOM YOU GET THE JOKE

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Not craven cur

4/10 insult, would not use

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Hey. Hey.

SEX PANTHER is not a girl.

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the fuck is a dotard?

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Still not craven cur, but I like the enthusiasm

I give it a solid B+

aw here we go

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Well, we're getting to the climax of the forced prologue. Yay! (Okay, yes, I'm one of the few who likes Lyn, but still... I'm able to admit her story can get VERY tedious)

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Well, we're getting to the climax of the forced prologue. Yay! (Okay, yes, I'm one of the few who likes Lyn, but still... I'm able to admit her story can get VERY tedious)

I actually like Lyn too (GASP) but it's way more fun being a dick about the whole thing in an LP.

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Lyn mode actually really blows, but Lyn as a character is quite good IMO. One of my favorite lords in the series.

Yay! I'm not the only one who thinks this!

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I'm playing FE7 for the 233983459 time right now, and for the first time EVER Kent is better than Sain.

Just wanted to say that.

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So... Lyn's mode is almost over. Good.

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SHUCKY DUCKY

HERE WE GO

IT'S HAPPENING Y'ALL

AFTER ALL THE BRIGANDS, THWOMPS, AND TRAPS DYING, IT'S COME DOWN TO THIS

SO GET YA POPCORN READY, AND

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CUZ THE SHIT

IS

GOING

DOWN

TONIGHT

[spoiler=Chapter 10: Flan Beats Up An Old Dude]

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WE'RE RAIDING THE LEGION OF DOOM

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Good, maybe he can get rid of Lyn once and for all

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HE WAS THE ONE WHO SENT BOOL AFTER US?

CURSE YOU BOOL

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FUCK I DIDN'T GET THE CHAPTER SCREEN GAH

CURSE YOU BOOL

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Lyn's getting respect for this.

"COME AT ME, YO"

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send Sain at everything

it's a foolproof plan

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da crew is ready.

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ain't nothing to fuck with

Sain'll still kick his ass doe

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BITCH MAKE RATH HIS SANDWICH

AND WASH HIS CLOTHES TOO

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Rain impairs movement?

CURSE YOU BOOL

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oh noez

luckily spoony bard will help us

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yeah.

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SO

F'N

BRO

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RES

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lol she can't do shit to him until we promote her

btw, she's totally getting the first guiding ring

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Not really, the rain made it longer.

...

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Neat.

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ITEM GET

I don't remember who used it, btw.

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I can't wait to get out of Lyn mode

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I missed his last level up for whatever reason

Pretty sure he got speed, doe

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CURSE YOU SHIN

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"You've come home to Daddy..."

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SEX PANTHER VERY REASONABLE.

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SEX PANTHER NO LIKE PURPLE THWOMP. REMIND HIM TOO MUCH OF RECOLOURED BOOL.

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and then many dicks were sucked that day

namely, all the bitches Lundgren gave SEX PANTHER

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BUT THEN SEX PANTHER'S ALL LIKE,

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FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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WELL

FUCK YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SCRUB

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WAIT WHAT HOW

CURSE YOU BOOL

ruh roh

RUH ROH

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SEX PANTHER SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH.

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except you got 4% critted, go eat a dick old ass

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DEFENSE AND RES

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One last piece of business...

WHAT'S THIS? SEX PANTHER IS EVOLVING

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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE SNAPPED THE GAME'S DIFFICULTY IN HALF BY GETTING TWO PALADINS EARLY ON!

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In hell?

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lol who the fuck is this dude

DA STACHE

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You mean when she kidnapped me, she took someone else's home?

THAT CRAVEN CUR

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"A walking flan and a dumb broad, m'lord."

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aight, bye

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And then they made out

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Well, he wasn't wrong...

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wait you're happy she's alive

I MEAN GOOD, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY

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And then she probably didn't.

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Key word here being "had".

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"NO, YOU WILL NOT DIE, DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY REALLY FUCKING SICK!"

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"And drugs to experiment with, and dicks to suck, and..."

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"The river where I'll dump your body..."

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SEX PANTHER HAPPY THAT HE NO NEED TO MAKE BRIGANDS LOOK BAD ANYMORE.

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Did he get a swag-ass new spite?

AW YUSS

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Then give him yours

I think that's possible

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*cheesy 80's porn music*

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This smells like Rath getting ready to /self

In 3...

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2...

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1...

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THEN SUDDENLY, HOT LESBIAN SEX

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WIL SO BRO

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I wish they used that name more

wait why do I suddenly not feel rope anymore

AW

SHIT

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YES

FUCKING YES

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More like when you drugged me on the plains...

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Even though you tied me up and dragged me with you everywhere?

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pfft, I can do this shit with no hands

I mean, I already did

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BTW, I'm asking your grandfather for a restraining order

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BULL

SHIT

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CHIPAS, MASTER OF CHIP

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And thus, the legend of the pimp hat is born

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more like never

amirite

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FINALLY

I AM FREE

But guess what?

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We ain't done just yet...

[spoiler=Lyn Mode Character Evals]

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Killed brigands, doubled mercs, remained squishy as fuck. Still better than Eliwood.

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WU-TANG SAIN AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH

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Somehow you're as fast as Sain, but otherwise you're bench fodder.

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Basically Lyn with flier utility. And lances.

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SO BRO

Too bad he kept getting hosed in Strength & Speed.

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I've never had this good of a Dorcas

shoulda gave him the energy ring doe

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Magical THWOMP. Good for healing dudes who got RNG dicked.

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So spoony. Too bad you get SO hosed with shit availability.

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I may just let you die in C14.

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gotta chip fast

but fuck you're squishy bro

at least you have GOAT availability

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You're gonna suck dick in the main game.

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go die in a hole Wallace

MVP: SEX PANTHER, obviously.

Runners-Up: Wil, Lyn, Serra & CHIPAS

The one mediocre unit: Florina

LVP: Everyone else

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Rath actually grows decently fast in the maingame.

The problem is availability, imo. Shows up after the first half is over, and then there's a desert map the next chapter that severely impedes mounted units...

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~

Erk is best magician (after Pent) in FE7!

I like Erk more than Pent, even though the later is probably better.

Of course, I'm not a huge Mage user in this game, so I really don't know who I prefer between Erk, Lucius, Canas, and Priscilla

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The problem is availability, imo. Shows up after the first half is over, and then there's a desert map the next chapter that severely impedes mounted units...

When you draft like I do, you find training Rath is no issue.

Unfortunately for Poly, since he started in LHM instead of ENM/EHM/HNM/HHM, Rath's bow rank will be a C instead of a B, so he can't spam the brave bow to help him out in the desert.

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