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you heard me

I actually tried doing it once, but then Lowen died so I aborted and wasn't arsed to do it again. stoopid fat walrus merchant.

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okay fuck it

[spoiler=Chapter 13x: Flan and the Fat Walrus Merchant]

(Note: My screens fucked up. stoopid VBA.)

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CURSE YOU BOOL, ALREADY CURSING ME

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>Attacking Hector

that's cute.

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CHIPBECCA

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>Attacking Marcus

that's cute.

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Even Lowen's a truck. fuck.

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LOLWEN

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Depressing.

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uh yeah

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What resulted was massive chipping.

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GO GO CHIPAS

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Thank fuck she hit this.

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Good girl. still benching you for Wil doe

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WELCOME TO DIE

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Hector for co-MVP

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BARTRE GETTEM

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CHIPAS NO

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so yeah Eliwood actually was kinda useful

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Res, but no Strength?

DAMMIT ELIWOOD

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GOGO CHIPAS

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This looks so janky it hurts.

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More Eliwood action?!

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>Attacking Oswin

THAT'S CUTE

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woah holy fuck this timing was kickass

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This is, like, the only time Eliwood's been useful so far.

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Gotta work up dat axe rank.

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MONEH

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TANK

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This was legit the last thing I wanted to get. Sadly, no kill since this was on turn 7 EP.

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Done.

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Well, except for Matthew...

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look guys I found dinner

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*turns around and smooches him*

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ALL I NEED IS AN AXE AND MY WOMAN

ON A RELATED NOTE, WHERE'S MY WOMAN

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I thought your name was "fat walrus merchant".

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DO YOU SELL... HAM?

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SICK BURN

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nah they just looted the clothes from some actual lords

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WHAT WHAT

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"Yes, my lords, I will gladly suck your dicks!"

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And by "appreciated", he means "had his dick sucked".

Hector's sick of all the handjobs

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I'M A MAN, I HAVE NEEDS

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uh I was only kidding about the whole "you being gay" thing

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oh my

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well that escalated quickly

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HAUL MY SHIT, MULE

NEXT TIME, ON FLAN EMBLEM: BURNING LOINS

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THE WORST FUCKING CHAPTER IN THE GAME

BY FAR

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holy shit there's 140 images I'm uploading for C14

and I managed to do this chapter without ragequitting

LET'S HEAR IT FOR FLAN'S AMAZING STRATS

log coming soon

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STRAP YO SHIT IN

[spoiler=Chapter 14: Flan & DA MONGOL HOARDS (Pt. 1)]

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"Droll"? Is that what we're calling fat people now?

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NO IT'S THE WIZARD KING

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CRAVEN CUR

(note: I didn't actually grab a shot of Eliwood yelling this at Erik ;_;)

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SO BARTRE'S GONNA KILL US NOW?

CURSE YOU BOOL

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lol he ain't there homeboy

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He told us how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop!

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does this mean I ain't gonna get paid

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If he finds that fuck he can't give, that is.

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NO HE'S SENDING THE WIZARD KING AT US

CURSE YOU BOOL

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oh, he's just sending this fishy douche out

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"He looks... retarded."

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"And maybe that twintailed cleric, too! She could be a fine piece of ass for my wizard harem!"

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didn't we just go over all this?

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Too bad you still suck, Mr. Level 2 Lord with 5 Strength

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wait wut

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"Why couldn't it be Clarine, instead?"

"Uh, Lord Hector, that's the wrong-"

"SHUT YOUR HOLE, OSWIN"

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It's funny cuz I bet he doesn't know he's using that word wrong

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"Well duh, chucklefuck. Otherwise I'd be with Eliwood."

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OH SHIT HE JUST GOT CALLED A PEACOCK

HECTOR IS HOMOPHOBIC CONFIRMED

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THEY'RE HIDING BOOLS?

CURSE YOU ERIK

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Hector's got this.

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SEE? DAT LORD.

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"A big gay orgy...?"

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"LOL PSYCHE NO ORGY FOR YOU"

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well duh that's why you're a red unit

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*angry hate sex*

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"MY ORGY IS RUINED!"

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kinky.

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KNIGHTS?

I KNEW IT

THEY HAVE BOOLS

CURSE YOU BOOL

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then this old bitch ambushes Hector

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TAKE HIM, HE'S NOT WORTH AS MUCH

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"lol why she's a hag"

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YOUR FATHER DIED LIKE A DOG AND SO WILL YOU

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like his dick?

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"Lol, nope"

RAPIER CRIT, GG FORTUNE BITCH

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Placements.

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That fishy douche. His Silver Lance is nice.

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sure wynaut

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No shit, chucklenuts

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I knew it, she wants to jiggle me

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AW FUCK NOT YOU

WAIT I NEED YOUR MAGIC UTILITY

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Hector gets it started.

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Didn't I kill you in Chapter 2?

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

gg soldier

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lol, that's cute

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jesus christ this is way easier than I thought

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DAMMIT THAT COULDA BEEN EXP

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I SMELL A DECENT UNIT

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not really

he's just exploding knights

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Good, maybe then we can get rid of you once and for all

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Eliwood shot. Obligatory.

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STRONK LORD

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NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE BARTRE

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son of a bitch you may just kill the Dragon after all

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scrubs

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ayup

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>Attacks Marcus

okay.

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Is it bad that I wanted this to hit?

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You're lucky I don't get Leggo until C19

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uh

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UH GG GENERIC MERC

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More Marcus cuz why not

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ERK CALM YOUR SHIT

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CHIPAS was hauling Erk's fat ass, ergo he would've gotten doubled.

He dodged both.

CHIPAS FOR BEST TIER

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Wait, something can actually touch Marcus?

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AXE CRITS ERRYWHERE

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yeah that

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Matt doing something of note.

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THE OTP IS BACK TOGETHER

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okay nvm

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"Maybe they'll give you free shit!"

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Oh Erk, don't deny your feelings for her anymore

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I KNEW IT

ERK'S AN ANTI-PIMP

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okay so maybe Erk's not letting this be the OTP

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welp gg Erik

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Says the guy with the gay chin

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oh so he's just a hoar

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HECTOR SPIT FIRE

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BAKA

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and then Hector killed him with the Wolf Beil

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we even take prisoners?

dafuck?

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Good enough, Hector.

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[spoiler=PART 2 OF ONLY 2 I GUESS]

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we don't want you, old dick

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RUH ROH

RAPE RUBROT

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it's funny because sword can be code for penis

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ITEM GET

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gg Laus

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MARCUS NOW HAS MORE STRENGTH

BOOTS WILL BE PUT TO ASSES

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AS SUCH

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Yeah, this is the THIRD axe crit he's had this map.

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Oh yeah, then we do this.

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We never said he did, ya dumb broad

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Sure wynaut I like firecrotches

Plus you're needed to recruit someone awesome

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oh shit I forgot you had nice stats

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gg Chipas

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Strength is nice-OHSHIT DEFENSE

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eh. it's a house.

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k.

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THWOMP

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And we're done.

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Speed is nice, but fuck you're squishy

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"You've sucked my dick enough!"

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NOW SMELL MAH JUNK

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Probably in his room, the tit

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What's this? Significant plot development?

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HAMTOR

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and then Eliwood cried and shit

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He wanted to be on top

teehee~

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IT WAS BOOL, WASN'T IT

CURSE YOU BOOL

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ruh roh

sounds like Angstwood

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well fuck you too jizzface

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Except you're still alive, chucklefuck

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Except they did for a few chapters

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"no lol"

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"He looked like he was angsting, so I let him go"

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WAIT WHAT NO

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"FUCK YOU CHUCKLEFUCK"

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BRO LORD FOR BEST LORD

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"Now fetch me a taco!"

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"best fucking taco EVER"

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"Besides, my dick still hurts from Erik's rough-ass sucking of it earlier."

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oh my

well then

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OSDERE

OR YANWIN

I DUNNO WHICH SOUNDS FUNNIER

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BRO LORD FOR BEST LORD

wait I just made this joke

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*kiss*

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oh shit Eliwood's being badass

NEXT TIME ON FLAN EMBLEM: BLAZING LOINS

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FILLER CHAPTER WITH A NOMAD BOSS

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