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I'd go with this for the next preview, BUT GUESS WHAT'S COMING AFTER THIS CHAPTER

Talons Alight? It's just a boring defense chapter lol

NLoC is when things get good because SEX PANTHER and WIL THE BRO come back.

Also YAY YOU GOT PRISCILLA ULTIMATE FANBOY POWERS ACTIVATE

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[spoiler=Chapter 15: Flan & The Stupidly Easy Defence Chapter]

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WE MADE HIM LOOK LIKE A BITCH

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Wait, what? Random mooks got past us

CURSE YOU BOOL

MATT YOU'RE FIRED

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oh fuck they're sending FLAMING BIRDS

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ruh roh

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"Well no shit, chucklefuck. Pretty sure we killed Laus' whole army."

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At least it's not all soldiers and archers

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Not really

It sucked

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HEATH YOU SEXY BEAST YOU JOIN MY TEAM NOW

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NOOO HEATH-PAI ;_;

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So yeah. This guy's got... actually decent stats. No melee, though, which means he's actually shit.

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well this could be entertaining

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And then Hector killed him and got this level

son of a bitch you may just steal MVP

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"I'm gonna try and kill this Jeigan."

spoilers: he missed.

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So stronk

You may be getting the second Knight Crest after all

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well this could be amusing

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GOGO CHIPAS HAND AXE

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so then Chipas killed him.

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I'm still proud.

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Speed. Fucking YES.

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DAMMIT WHY

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nah it's cool Bartre killed him

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SON OF A BITCH I AM PROUD

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lel

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Done in 5 turns.

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well no shit Hector

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>Died in 5 turns

uhhhhhhhh

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Who were also fuckin' mooks

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though I'm sure Eliwood would rather you loosen yours Hector

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GOOD THWOMP

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LET'S GO ON A SNIPE HUNT

ON THE NEXT EPISODE ON FIRE EMBLEM: BLAZING LOINS:

HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

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Guys.

I've been waiting for this.

Let's do it.

[spoiler=Chapter 16: Flan & The Return of SEX PANTHER]

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TO THE HECTORMOBILE

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... AND THEN THERE'S THIS DOUCHE

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No healing items

Iron Axe only

Final Destination

LET'S GO

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Wait, Noble Lady of Caelin?

OH NO DON'T TELL ME

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probably to take a shit on someone's lawn

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Too bad he still can't find that fuck to give

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No he won't lol

give it a couple decades

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Even Tellius?

ERMAHGERD GUYS LET'S HIRE VOLKE

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HECTOR TOO BUSY SMASHING EVERYTHING

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YES HE GOT RID OF THAT CRAZY BITCH

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY COULDN'T FIND HER BODY

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Go and make sure that bitch is dead ourselves?

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FUCK

NO

WHY

I THOUGHT I WAS RID OF HER

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SEX PANTHER CAN TAKE ALL OF THEM. JUST WATCH HIM.

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AXES ERRYWHERE

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well duh

she only has 7 strength and a Slim Lance

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I ship it

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Like, say

SOLO THE ENTIRE MAP

(spoilers: she didn't do that)

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BAUWKA

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"MOVE YO FAT ASS!"

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wait what how did-

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That's because your Strength sucks

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I refer the term "Motley Crue"!

CALL ME DR. FEELGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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What the fuck is with your 11 Res

welp guess Erk's benched

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oh shit my wall's talking

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oh hi Florina

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GOGO SEX PANTHER

sadly your poor Speed has caught up to you, though

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CHIPAS CAN'T DOUBLE SOMETHING?!

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uh

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UH GG MOOK PEG

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fucking Oswin

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YES STRENGTH

MAYBE NOW YOU WON'T SUCK

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something something jiggle physics

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fucking garbage.

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WHAT HOW

CURSE YOU BOOL

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luckily Hector can hit

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It's something.

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HOLY SHIT KENT CAN DODGE AXES NOW

HE MAY STILL HAVE USE

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no dude

BAUWKA

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It's something.

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son of a bitch I am proud

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SPEED CHIPAS

FUCKING PROUD

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;_;

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except he's prolly dead now

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FUCKING MANLY

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SHE'S A BITCH

WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SEE THIS

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I ship it

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this isn't a bad boss quote, actually

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ONE MORE FOR THE PANTHER

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Farewell, magic sponge

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That he was not, m'man.

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Dead.

LIKE YOU SHOULD BE.

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I'M BUSY EATING A HAM

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except Kent can't use axes and SEX PANTHER rides horses.

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR

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Like when he wants to carve up your anus *shot*

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BRO LORD FOR BEST LORD

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NO GO AWAY

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I SAID SOD OFF YA CUNT

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GO AWAY

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YES

SEX PANTHER, SAVE ME

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not long enough to be away from dis bitch

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yeah we already did this skit

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far away from you chucklefucks

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NO

PUT DOWN THE FUCKING ROPE

DAMMIT NO NOT AGAIN

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MEANWHILE INSIDE THE LEGION OF DOOM

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oh shit what's up with this old dude

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EPHIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

YOU FISHY DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHE

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See, this guy knows what's up

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THE WORLD'S LARGEST HOT DOG

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okay nvm you're fucked

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>Needs nothing else

>Tells him they gotta go somewhere

fucking dumbass

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GOOD MAYBE NOW WE CAN GET RID OF YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL

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LEILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU GOT ME ON MY KNEES

LEILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NEXT TIME, ON FLAN EMBLEM: BLAZING LOINS

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WE RECRUIT THE BEST FUCKING UNIT EVER

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prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrromotion poll is up. This determines my party for 17x, since there will be much Arena Abuse.

Wil comes either way since I can't be arsed to train Rebecca anymore, so he's getting Uhai's Orion's Bolt.

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