screenshot Pokemon FRLG Nuzlocke

[Baldrick]

I carp wait to see what happens next!

[General Horace]

all I know is training the karp wasn't worth it.

[spoiler=SILPH CO + CYCLING ROAD]

wow, something actually good

i'm running out of bad fast food chicken places

WORTH IT

Fly really is pretty good ingame.

WHAT

the trainers are hax

NO NOT WEEZING

how to cope with RAGE

poison types are actually so good against my team, it's kind of annoying

i never remembered random trainers having good pokemon

i think it should be "McChicken?"

oh my god, almost oneshotted

so.... good...

I FOUND YOU KOJIMA

it all comes full circle.

i like how falling asleep made him stop blocking the door.

IT BEGINS

OUTPLAYED, EXPLODING WEEZING

seriously fuck off, this was after Fearow dodged one selfdestruct with Fly

WELCOME BACK

sometimes I really want to.

the scientists are honestly the best rockets. WOW YOU GET TO STUDY POKEMON IF YOU HELP TEAM ROCKET BUT NOT IF YOU WORK AS A SCIENCE MAN?

oh shit, I forgot about this

uhhh shiiit

shiiiit

so INTIMIDATING

man, Gary's team is so much better than all the other Rival's teams.

seriously, this room full of Silph employees that are like HELP ME has a phone

SO MUSCLE

man Gyarados's level up moves are SHIT

the BIG MAN HIMSELF

his team is still all weak to fighting though.

i also got the LOLRUS, its from Silph Co, so I could still get a hitmonchump from the dojo.

where I almost died

hitmonlee's the real mvp

SO HE'S MINE NOW

also I have to stop and wait for SHIN to finish Silph co, the TRADE is coming up.

[Jedi]

Welcome and Rip Fearow.

[MRDRHAWK]

BRUCE LEE NOISES, WA-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[MrNight48]

so many deaths....

[Shin]

I did have an update that was essentially a training montage for DA KING, but it kinda sucked so here's something real.

Sleepwalking is a serious medical issue.

This is a good start.

Truth be told, only Lightli would have any use for it.

DRAMATIC FORESHADOWING

Unfortunately, that's now how football teams work.

After seeing Horace's update, I live in fear of anything than can explode.

This has to be some sort of cruel irony. Or a free nugget.

They must be identical because I sure can't tell them apart.

Maybe calling the police would be helpful, but little girls shouldn't play with phones.

Hey, just because I have a Hypno doesn't mean I intrude children!

The only thing better than supplements are STEROIDS.

Rageape is starting to suck, I think Horace didn't raise him right.

I never understood why sleeping fixed my pokemon.

Well, they are a random assortment of losers.

As a kid, Silph co. took me hours, I kept trying to go here for some reason.

Finally, we meet again HORSEFACE.

The big question is how did he get here?

Because I'm only running 5 mons, mine are a few levels above Horace's.

Screw this Blastoise, watch the horrors.

WHY.

WHY.

WHY AGAIN.

I CALL HAX.

Thankfully, this killed it. It took longer than the rest of his team combined.

I like my eggs FROZEN.

IT'S SETTING UP TO SWEEP ME.

Except not.

Well, he kinda sucked in Metal Gear so I guess so.

Obligatory Lapras pics.

It's a good thing I found an all access thingy on the floor.

Wait, how did he get over there?

My team seems pretty OK at fighting Giovanni.

EXCEPT I'M OUT OF CROSS CHOPS.

Remember kids, Martial Arts are good for you!

[Baldrick]

With Martial Arts, you'll be able to stop people intruding you!

[Terrador]

WHERE IS THE TRADE BROS

I NEED TO SEE THE GLORY

[General Horace]

I blame SHIN

I've played up to the NEXT TRADE i've just been too lazy/busy to update.

[Shin]

Man, I was waiting for Horace to update! Here's a DOUBLE UPDATE.

[spoiler=TO CINNABAR]

May he become incredibly buff.

IMPORTANT ATTACKS.

Lol, I don't even know why Horace was afraid.

Hey, I know a fat guy who was friends with a Poliwrath! I hope yours doesn't get stolen!

The entire cycling road made Jynx STRONK. The lack of durability is a bit worrying though.

WHO COULD IT BE?

Best solution.

I still think bikes are for losers.

Please, it's going to be easy.

I was very much surprised to fight HYPNO.

Are there even any poison pokemon in this place?

It's really bad, I couldn't actually see which way to go.

What's mirth? Is riy in this game too?

Ha.

Horace such a coward.

So poisonous ninjas make you more tanky and let you swim. Neat.

MEANWHILE, SOUTH OF PALLET TOWN.

Hello missing void.

I HAVE SIX POKEMON AGAIN.

Cthulhu will steal your soul.

And also your wallet apparently.

But will never leave you in a bind. Thanks, Cthulhu!

NO, WHY.

SCREW YOU, SEADRA.

Actually, fat people float better. Just ask Horace.

That looked pretty effective to me!

Having virtually no special defense would explain it.

Giga Drain's awful PP almost warrants this.

Thanks, Blaine.

I almost want to use it so it can explode on Horace in our final battle.

For some reason I decide to evolve Gastly.

Missingno. here I come.

Kinda tempted to use, but I'm invested in DA KING.

MEANWHILE.

Well, that was quick.

Hey, it's Doctor Professor Science!

I swear it was meant to be level 30.

Considering this is a nuzlocke, my Pokedex is actually pretty good.

Lol, sucks to be Horace.

Electabro so good.

[spoiler=Blaine and stuff]

I couldn't be bothered to leave.

Bro, I never get burned.

Looks like someone wasn't ready for the POP QUIZ.

I legitimately got this wrong afterwards

WHY.

That's not very nice.

They all seem to throw random pokemon at you and hope you lose... sure.

Not cool, bro!

Note: DA KING sucks.

Nobody can really take Arcanine on.

So I decide to let it kill itself with recoil.

Screw you too, Blaine.

NO, WHY.

I already have FLAMETHROWER.

He's a bit pushy, but I could do worse.

I like to think Bill just rubs his success in this guy's face.

Sidequest activate.

Another pokemon to the list of things better than DA KING.

Mudslap crit too stronk.

Sidequest deviation activate!

And instead of shanking me, they let me beat them up with Pokemon.

Koffing?

This battle was obnoxious.

Unfortunately, I already have Venonat, so I just kill it for lols.

This actually sounds rather worrying.

Instead of a pantsless pedo, it's just a... pantsless pedo pokemon?

Parents in the Pokemon universe suck.

That was quite the deviation.

Can I go home now?

Worst date ever, would not do again.

[Ansem]

so did charizard dieded

[Shin]

so did charizard dieded

Charizard never dies, I had enough healing items so Arcanine recoiled itself to death.

[Shin]

Horace so lazy again, here's an update putting me to the final trade.

Star Wars was a lie.

Considering I'm carrying spaghetti, three dicks and a racist stereotype in balls on my belt, I don't think I am.

THE SLIMY FRENCH JERK.

Cthulhu be snatchin yo goasts up.

A hint to where she is would be nice.

OK, this isn't it.

Nor is this.

SWAG.

Turns out nerds don't like dirt.

That's not even a psychic pokemon.

That's a little optimistic.

Instead, I can get Jynx to do it for me.

NEXT.

OK, THAT WAS LESS IMPRESSIVE THAN I'D HOPED.

Or I could just let you continue OHKOing stuff.

Rageape so bad.

That was even super effective.

I don't think anyone told him Machoke's a wrestler.

I would never have guessed!

Wow, DA KING sucks.

It took me a little to realise it was level 50... why didn't he evolve it?

Now I can tell them not to suck.

Tbh, using it on the dicks would be a waste.

[General Horace]

Ha, i return with an UPDATE

just kidding, I fooled all you chumps

but really i've been super busy with work because PROMOTION and i'm going on holidays till next thursday.

I have all the screens i'm just too lazy to post them all

but i'll post THIS to prove it

[Blaze The Great]

Horace is a chump.

[SilverHairedFreak25]

just kidding, I fooled all you chumps

but really i've been super busy with work because PROMOTION and i'm going on holidays till next thursday.

I have all the screens i'm just too lazy to post them all

but i'll post THIS to prove it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tKn1cDsKYc <- My reaction

Horace is a chump.

Shin is the real MVP.

[General Horace]

THE REAL UPDATE

man, who would have thought poliwrath would beat rhyhorn

HYPNOTOAD FOR HYPNO, SEEMS LEGIT

SO RUDE

i love how restrictive pokemon mail is

that's not what GYMS are for

the jokes on you, i have LIGHTLI

i don't know why i used gyarados at all here, but I guess I won

oh this is why i was lower levelled than shin, I was scared of KOFFINGS so i skipped a bunch of trainers

PLZ

!!!!!

Thank god i was a higher level

then i somehow got here

NO

WHY

NO

thank god its attack stat sucks

ima leave the superchicken alone, don't think I can beat it

NO

take that offensive name

stoopid rod

NOT BAD

ha, so bad

NO I WANTED THE LOLRUS

i don't know why I took this, fishing next to a fat guy is good luck maybe?

apparently not

so many pokemon this update

me too.

dammit, he didn't fall for it

this will definately backfire at some point but I can't resist

for a SCIENCE MAN he sure is stupid. Umbreon and Espeon were even gen 2!

I really thought this was supposed to be level 30 or 20 or something

NO, THE LAND OF KOFFING

worth it?

not in SMASH

woah, not bad.

thank god, this was my next dude

stuck in life? Take the easy way out!

even as a small child, i never got these wrong.

i swear this used to say TOMBSTONER

gg blaine

how bout NINETALES or CHARIZARD?

don't go away, today is a DOUBLE UPDATE!

[General Horace]

UPDATE PART 2, DA SIDEQUEST

I don't think i've ever actually beat FRLG, so this took me by surprise.

WE'LL BE BEST OF FRIENDS

NO, NOT A LOSER

the best attack to learn at level 42

WORTH IT

WHY

DON'T YOU LEARN SLASH OR SOMETHING

as tempted as I am...

NO, SHIN'S GOING TO STEAL IT

Wait, this isn't in victory road?

surprisingly a big loser

no use hiding it I guess.

wow, the wild dudes don't suck here.

that's actually incredibly lame.

TAKE THAT BIKER GOON

and so ends the sidequest of a hypno terrorizing a small child. I wish I was kidding.

oh yeah, I never beat sabrina.

gg

just look across the room bro

oh no, not BRUCE LEE

i hate this game

putting your hideout in the middle of a town marked as a gym that many many trainers are expected to enter

a cunning plan, my friend.

he was a pretty big loser, even persian did stuff

oh shi-

that was close.

but no cigar.

I think it's time for the LAST TRADE

Edited June 7, 2015 by General Horace

[Ansem]

giovanni most cunning gym leader

[Shin]

Rage, Horace so fat and lazy! Here's a small update, Victoly road is going to prove interesting.

Truth be told, if Horace doesn't start losing some mons, I'm screwed.

Rageape sucks, I have the PERFECT REPLACEMENT.

Karate Man so buff. Although I kinda wish I had Zynx and Lightli still.

Electrabro also joins the team because I really don't have anyone better.

SO BUFF.

Ha, bring it, fatty!

It's this point I realise how underlevelled I am.

Although Rhyhorn still sucks.

As does Growlithe.

And EGGS.

That was a super effective attack. I'm screwed.

Lol, water gun. Although that's with a lightscreen!

THAT HURT.

WHY.

Just kidding, fly is amazing.

I think I got a Marowak but it died.

MINOR DETOUR TO GO PUNCH ROCKS.

NEAT.

WHY.

[Ansem]

rip diglette you were the shit

[Jedi]

gg no re; at Diglette.

[General Horace]

the FINAL UPDATE

will Horace defeat Shin? Or will Shin have a come from behind victory!

seriously that was close

i dont get gamefreak sometimes

Found a MAROWAK in victory road. Probably better than Dugtrio so i used it.

WHY

nothing else interesting happens and I don't want to have to do two update so fastforward ahead to the ELITE FOUR

here's DA TEAM before entering. Shin and I made an agreement on not using X attacks and the like because they make everything too easy.

...right?

TIME TO DO THIS THANG

seriously fuck you game, first attack was a surf crit

lightli brought things back though, what a hero.

NO

he eventually woke up and oneshotted jynx with shadow ball

RIP Sweet prince you were my only good mon for a long time

ha, bruno's a chump... right?

lol

I didn't screen it apparently, but Hitmonchan lived with 1 HP and onshotted Zynx. RIP :((((((

NO

NO

(AT SOME POINT HERE MACHAMP WAS LIKE +3/3 FROM BULK UP AND I SACRIFICED MAROWAK)

ITS TIME FOR DESPARATE MEASURES

TRANSFORM FOR TOP TIER

and with that done, I had FATASS, LIGHTLI, AND JESUS left for the rest of the E4.

i don't think gengar had any attacks, it only used confuse ray and double team. maybe it had shadow ball but it doesn't od anything to snorlax

anyway, agatha was a chump, Hypno and Snorlax ruined her.

D:::::

truth be told I don't have a whole lot to deal with Lance since Zynx died.

thankfully his Gyarados has stupid attacks

until it used hyper beam, god.

ffs

ancientpower too good

HAX

THINGS AREN'T LOOKING GOOD

!!!!

i needed to intimidate dragonite a bunch so he wouldn't own my team with outrage, then he critted lightli. RIP :'(

I really don't have the tools to deal with this shit. He's at like -3 attack though.

...

eventually he killed himself with confusion from outrage and surf and rock smash chipped him down.

but I mean

things aren't looking good

TAKE THE REVIVE FOR GOOD LUCK

GAME OVER MAN

NO

:((((((((((((

what a THIEF

and thus, Horace's journey ends....

will it fare better for SHINDY? NOBODY KNOWS

[Shin]

Here is the end! Will Shindy establish herself as a woman in such a cruel world? Will she triumph over Horace?

[spoiler=Probably not]

Bring it, I saw Frozen, I know how to win.

These two are pretty easy.

Even Amnesia doesn't make things too bad.

Machamp so pro! He's invincible.

Unfortunately, I find out how truly invincible Machamp is.

DA KING, THIS IS NOT DA QUEEN.

I'll be the judge of that!

Bye.

BULK UP ROCK TOMB SO PAINFUL.

WHY.

DA KING also dies offscreen.

TUMOUR wins this too.

You've ruined me, thanks Bruno.

That would explain why he kept trying to peep under my skirt.

It turns out that even goasts aren't immune to TUMOURS. They didn't have a... goast of a chance!

YEEEEEAH!

I have a horrible feeling he's right.

This leaves me with an amazing idea.

GUTS BULK UP GO GO.

WHY.

Unfortunately, there are only so many times I can heal.

My journey ends here!

Shindy never did try to beat the Elite Four. She instead worked at the store, making sure that other suckers deliver Oak's parcel as she did. Also snacking on the free fudge that probably has health warnings.

THE END

[Jedi]

Hahaha Shin that ending.