DodgeDusk Posted September 3, 2015 Author Share Posted September 3, 2015 You know who to call when you want to fail a run. Yeah <_< [spoiler=whykou] Some of that nice HARD BODY skin How peculiar I didn't sign up for puzzles! Fun fact: I couldn't do this as a child Come out of hiding, Sorin! MEATY Bitch has Sonicboom Yeah, no Another potential comrade killed But we locked eyes! It's trainer law This thing is the actual destroyer of lives nah you're all right O-one of them?! Yes. And? That's dangerous, yo ! I want you so, so bad Killed itself via confusion I never get what I want why no Go on, old man! I had hopes for you No, no, you mishead. No one likes Miles "Tails" Prower. So take him! that's extreme, man that second twin's face tho Bayleef is the best haha you look like a girl Slowbro replaced Scyther Well then... oh shit blown away C'mon, Sanchez! Uh, yeah! noice tbh you were kinda bad my team was also super weak to grass-types anyway, so this is not a big loss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soen Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Damn that Aeroblast. Miltank's replacement is going to be as painful or are you going to face a scrub like you did with the E4? Yeah <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuxSpes Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Bae, leaf me be sorry That Slowbro with the Aeroblast though :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 "YOUR SOUL IS MINE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 (edited) ]: Bae, leaf me be sorry lux no "YOUR SOUL IS MINE" Should start calling him Shang Tsung [spoiler=HE RETURNS] no https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzExQDwBm98 christ almighty STEVE is too powerful R. Kelly is back! ez I could have... caught this? Mew be like Legendary kill count: 7 On your own, near a tree? Doesn't leave much to the imagination, mate noice WANT Curse you, R. Kelly I can be anything you want me to be! I take back my previous statement FUCK YOU Howdy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKU3W5T3Q5s Hungrybox is in this game! no fuck you what how explain this one to me game First a Pokémon, now a female child? Bill, please WHO'S THAT POKÉMON? IT'S... ... fuck You're probably going to see the stars soon IT'S TIME leaf me alone abort abort get paralysed pls oh, no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sanchez getting a li'l bit angry after seeing his friend die One of my best 'mons, alongside STEVE. Rest peacefully, child they call me the young casanova tho I am not ready This is Miltank? ez boiz fuck you and fuck your underling's meganium sorry pokeaimmd fuck you whitney Edited September 7, 2015 by DodgeDusk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 wow how did Sanchez not die from burn damage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soen Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Welp, turns out that the generics can do more damage than the big guys. At least that Slowbro didn't Aeroblast you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted September 12, 2015 Author Share Posted September 12, 2015 wow how did Sanchez not die from burn damage I don't think burn damage is applied on the turn you switch in. I honestly can't remember though [spoiler=metal phoenix boyz] I wouldn't be here if I wasn't! no Well, aren't you a pile of turd? excuse me? what does this even mean Give me a Blissey and we'll have the best defensive core the world has ever seen Almost went with Skarscream, but... My initial thought was Metal Face. Clearly I'm playing too much Xenoblade Chronicles lately Ew /gives to Steve oh shit STEVE NO I got played like a set of cards WE MEET AGAIN, OLD FRIEND Some Earthbound shit going on here Well, that's... something Literally Your end if you don't get out of my way! All right, that's actually decent Like in my Fire Emblem playthroughs, Steve always ends up dying ;_;7 One of my best 'mons Let's take a peek, eh lads? WELL THEN Legendary kill count: 8 mom you're a slut how dare you Why can't my octopus learn Surf? ]: I think you just cut me with your edge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bExPiggI1qQ Damn, son 9 Tobtin cried and ran away after this insult Icy Wind da GOAT Man, Morty looks so dope Unfortunately, his team was not. In fact, it was disappointingly easy And so was his reward From the tower. Decent moveset She's already pulling her weight This man just went Optimus Prime on us In hindsight, this was a bad idea. I mean, if I run into them soon, I probably won't be able to beat them. Oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted September 21, 2015 Author Share Posted September 21, 2015 Been 9 days! Honestly, Johto really bores me. But hey, I'm adamant on finishing this. Just not with as much gusto as the original nuzlocke [spoiler=Shuckie!] The Queen! Shame her movepool sucks. Probably won't use Legendary kill count: 11 does a bear shit in the woods iSkarly getting hit my fire moves is a common trend this update Howdy! Is that what you youngsters call it nowadays? I almost allowed this, strictly because Octillery is inspired by artillery. But alas Day three: they still have not discovered that I am not a cow Oh, and iSkarly gets burned around 20 times in this update, too Stop cutting me! I agree Are you a terrorist, sir? Goddamn it, R. Kelly you what Is this shiny? I don't remember Counter teamed why What if she doesn't like you! What even is a "paloo"? Ge back in the gym, you poser What happened to my buff bod?! 12 O: My last ball, too Pedro is such a Dragonite-like nickname Get off of me! this guy o shit we livin' tho 13 PEDRO NO You were destined for greatness ]: ok so fuck this fight right i get frozen by tri attack or something then get frozen solid for like 20 turns Yeah... sure... Well... at least it evolves next level? Perfect Delicious Calm down, Ry- Haven't I said this before? Hmm Calm down, Tobtin Steve ]: Are you okay? Fascinating It begins THE VILLAGE CRUSHER Low Kick, sweeping the victory for me thx R. Kelly didn't believe hard enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 You may not be a cow, but you sure fight like one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Mental asylum, we need to put this NPC in! He's trading a Seadra for a Horsea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted September 24, 2015 Author Share Posted September 24, 2015 You may not be a cow, but you sure fight like one. damn son [spoiler=i don't know what to put here so i'll just say i listened to this bitchin' rearrangement of one who gets in our way from xenoblade chronicles and it makes this game just that bit more bearable] haha i'm so cruel they got nerfed in 6th gen ]: bitch ain't kidding get predicted Legendary kill count: 14 Steelix got replaced by a bad 'mon, I see wrecked Dem nice minerals A good TM?! What?! WEED 'EM BOIZ well then That was my last ball ]: YO! Secret place? Not very, uh, well-hidden, is it? Played like shirts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14D5wKSVlXg aight gurl fuck that tobtin guy you what that doesn't even make sense i am lost ew friend let us engage in fisticuffs all right i can dig it bell ossum Shouldn't you be helping Roy and Allen repel Bern? I can dig it I actually hate this place What do you mean "once"? They're still here! You just can't see them. They're good ninjas Does this work? Not on iSkarly but NOOOOOOOO no we munchin' Hyuck-hyuck-hyuck is the best laugh thanks dot dot dot an EXECUTIVE Grimlock ;_; Man was an actual threat 16 Yes, random bird! sigh oh shit we surrounded Uh, yeah! an EXECUTIVE but she sucked so nothing else was shown And my catch is... oh hell yeah I'm sorry, Cianwood guy he FLEXIN' her moveset sucks tho I'm beginning to question how rare you are, Mew SANCHEZ NO 17 My starter, my friend ;_; You rock them shorts, oldie well this was easy You're actually hot garbage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The3rdCorinthian Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Sorry about your loss. Shuckie and Sanchez were true bros. R. I. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted October 13, 2015 Author Share Posted October 13, 2015 Sorry about your loss. Shuckie and Sanchez were true bros. R. I. P. Never expect starters to live [spoiler=was robin here? because this episode bought the thunder] It's been better! Since, like, you know, Sanchez died What a majestic octopus You're just a creep FLEXIN got Thunder'd poor soul ok FI- LEAF ME ALONE IS BACK Also, Beat Up AND Swagger? Girl's a punk from the modern age You made your point, Rocket goon I am no longer amused! And yet, Bayleef is still smiling. What a girl this gun b- fuck A man whose bones are slowly breaking Alternative answer: : I'm the protagonist THIS IS NOT OSSUM Oh Forgot High Jump Kick didn't take off 1/2 your health this game Just keep rolling, R. Kelly You can never trust a Fedora an EXECUTIVE He ain't playing games Legendary kill count: 18 Excellent Something about this game isn't fair Thunder Fuck's sake, game The remnants Leaf me alone Gemini: After much neglect, I finally decided to train her up a bit. Had a surprisingly decent moveset, though her average stats didn't help her too much Bellossum: You were one of the good ones, Belly. I mean, High Jump Kick and Aeroblast? You were taking hearts with them, man. Shame pls leaf: why Freddie comes out Hold what? Um, yes...? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk7Mj3zwQBI No, but seriously, Tokyo Xanadu's score is pretty awesome Well, that lasted long Counter teamed Articunto 19 Something about love and trust iSkarly has Leftovers! You ain't taking them! So do I! That's some dark shit, yo why I came to get the key or whatever I need fan art But... that's Granbull 20 Meowth is part of Team Rocket, you stupid woman! Why, thank you You were not Lovely. I'll probably ignore Whirl Islands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=buzz off] MOTHER Well, it wouldn't be a 2nd Gen playthrough if this didn't happen, would it? Lugia, Ho-oh, Yveltal, etc... Ice puzzles. Oh, how fun! buzz off No, but I found out Hidden Power was Flying-type. So this thing is actually not terrible STRENGTH PUZZLES I have literally never heard of this item before GAME 21 legendary kills! I could have two ]: I'll leave you alone, weirdo This thing is going to be so amaz- Buzz. Off. Fucking Thunder Thanks to the MOVE DELETER, I gave R. Kelly Waterfall and allowed iSkarly to learn Surf More Strength puzzles! The king of RBY Don't make me laugh! Oh, so we're doing this? oh shit I think you have a problem I wonder why... This could be use- ... Moving on... Whirlpool sucks Foiled again! This game truly despises me You are actually a terrible human being Sure thing To not allow any deaths oh boy i'm shivering 22 noice No! Tell me! say whuuuuuuuuuuuuut Sure thing, boss! And then all the fanboys screamed A... good TM? What is this? Right, so I completely forgot to take a picture, but basically a Ponyta Destiny Bonded iSkarly, killing it. I cannot believe I forgot to take a photo If your guess was, "fuck this nuzlocke," you'd be right! 24 Yes! Aren't I simply the best? My last 'mon before the Elite 4. Crikey.. Oh, and I got one of these iSkarly is still with us since I couldn't go back to a PC, since nothing else could learn Waterfall. Trust me, he was not used Why do I always catch the rubbish 'mons? aww shit them be fightin' words, son Past experiences tell me otherwise Bring it! FLEXIN' ;_; Strongest Pokémon, huh? That's... fairy nice Stop crying For I need all the tears in the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MeRnj6iZe8 Man, iSkarly, you were amazing. One of the pillars of this nuzlocke, without a doubt. The squad will think of you with fond remembrance. Sleep well Edited October 30, 2015 by DodgeDusk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Berserk Gene was originally found around the Cerulean Cave in the water. It gives Swagger effect to its wearer (increased streng, but confuse). Since it exists only in Gen II, that must makes it the most (or one of the most, at the very least) unique usable item in the whole Pokemon franchise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted November 19, 2015 Author Share Posted November 19, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=a tale of a bird and an octopus] With my healing items bought, we head off to certain doom You know me? Am I so famous? That's the spirit! Is that a... butterfly mask? Oh, please don't be like last time Will be making predictions out here Looking a lot tougher than last time! But not tough enough I remember you, friend! Curse you, Santa bird! Yeah... my team doesn't like Electric-type moves. Crap Come on, game! game pls Hello, my child Thanks! More friendly friends. Let's see if you're as garbage as last time Beautiful I just got played... oh shi- Legendary kill count: 25. Dude had Thunder Punch, too no wait NO That wasn't fairy nice of you, kid! the fuck are you She's gonna seel the deal! Get it? Because... She almost did we LIVIN' A part of HARD BODY must be in this bird Okay, so this piece o' shit was actually annoying. Dragon Rage + Moonlight + Reflect meant I couldn't do jack shit to it after Watefall ran out of PP. This must of lasted for about 30 turns Using up all of my Blizzards and stalling his PP out later... Let's GO surprise lance is the champion! the fuck are you wearing F U N Is Clefable--the replacement of Dragonite--able to beat me? fuck Kept spamming Skull Bash, the annoying thing. Got to the point where Crunch was doing more damage than Low Lick Are you evolving?! Mid battle?! This isn't the anime! WE DID IT BOYZ the fuck are you Thanks...? To be fair, they had to put up with more dangerous 'mons than the guys from my previous nuzlocke did. And there was less of them this time around! Congratulations, my friends! Unfortunately... Edited November 19, 2015 by DodgeDusk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 The spirit of HARD BODY is strong in these pokemon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted January 7, 2016 Author Share Posted January 7, 2016 Wait... there's more?! [spoiler=i blitzed through this because i cannot stand the kanto part of this game] Two victims already! That was close! Oops, I must have mistimed this halfway there... The only redeeming part of Kanto in the Second Generation Imposter! Not too far off now... Replaced Snorlax. Level 50? Means no grinding. I'll take- FUCK "journey that one step closer to completion" thank god No, it's Tonton You... mean Dusk, right? One more... ONE LAST TREK TO FREEDOM also it's because you suck I HATE THIS PLACE oh yeah i caught a feraligatr here. no idea why, since i sure as hell wasn't gonna grind IT'S TIME This could go horrible ... Or not YAY If I decide to do a randomizer nuzlocke for the Third Generation, it isn't happening any time soon. Sorry for the long wait, and thank you for reading! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Dunsparce is a douche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duskfall98 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 WOW you named your character after me :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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