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to proceed as one normally would, but with an incredibly large, creepy smile on your face the entire time.

The proper way to play the piano is...

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take a 30 min bath and just don't think about it.

The proper way to befriend a cellmate (assuming you're in prison) is...

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9 hours ago, Rex Glacies said:

Ask the teacher for permission beforehand.

The proper way to walk a dog is...

to hold their hand with a firm grasp.

The proper way to open a pickle jar is...

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...buying plastic tableware and then throwing it out. Yeah.

The proper way to buy illegal substances is...

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... spending your whole life in office and change the laws to make them legal, then steal some.

The proper way to take a nap is...

 

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To keep adding more pieces every time the gum loses flavor until it's like you're chewing a sticky, soggy sock.

The proper way to rebel against a corrupt government is...

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By knowing what a Stalag is, which I don't

Create a diversion involving kitlers, aka cats that look like Hitler.

The proper way to buy Christmas presents is...

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...to be be a cat, belonging to someone called Schrodinger, and simultaneously be a cat that does not belong to Schrodinger.

The proper way to address a lady is...

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