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Because the people who made it are pig/boar headed and are trolling you.

Why does my smoke alarm go off every time I cook a burger?

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Maybe it's too close to your stove.

Why do dogs like dirty underwear so much?

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They confuse it for the smell of other dogs buttholes as part of their welcoming one another.

What is the book that contains the oldest trick in the book anyway?

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A book that someone made.

Do you prefer eating baked turkey or ham?

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Betty White.

Not even joking, she's older than sliced bread.

Why does this work so well?:

 

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The magic of technology.

Would you bake bacon in an oven?

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Moght be slightly burnt, but I think you can.

Why do I want to add in Genealogy's gen 1 cast into Tomodachi Life?

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So you can concoct cutesy slice of life stories for the cast in video game form.

You guys remember that Cats parody from Hey Arnold?

So if Cats was based on a collection of poems by T.S. Elliot, what do you think Rats was based on?

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For a lot of people, probably smut fanfic.

Would you bake a steak? I personally do not since I like it rare after I sear it in a pan.

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I've baked burgers before.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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They did get something, it is called nothing. They just have to deal with it.

What does the oven say?

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BEEP BEEP BEEP

No wait, that's the smoke detector.

Is Gautier cheese like cheddar, swiss, munster, mozzarella...etc?

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Yes, it is a type of cheese.

Have you ever baked cheese pizzas?

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I've baked pizzas but they always have toppings of some kind.

What's a more effective strategy than, "I'll  distract him, you punch him in the nuts!"?

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Spit roast them. "You take the head, I take behind."

Do you know you have to cook ceramics by baking it?

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Never heard that before, actually.

On 1/15/2020 at 4:40 PM, Dragoncat said:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

This takes me back to my 5th grade English class. It was the first tongue-twister I learned in that language. Good times, good times...

Hoes mad?

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Because watching baboons throw poop is funny, is it not?

Was the guy who baked the Gingerbread Man a wizard?

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Si.

Is baking your own gingerbread man and eating them the equivalent of having babies and eating your own babies?

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No, because they weren't made like babies are made.

Why does Yuri do the same pose as Lorenz?

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Cause they are both dudes.

Are toaster ovens cuter than ovens?

1 hour ago, Dragoncat said:

No, because they weren't made like babies are made.

They are pretty similar though. Both requires you to turn on and preheat a warm place and then put some stuff in it.

And ovens can be just as a hot as waifus, if not hotter.

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I believe that what constitutes as cute is mostly subjective, but in this case I must stand with the toaster ovens definitively.

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No. Is the tragedy he was born with the name "Darth Plagueis", given to him by his mom b/c she wanted him to be ready for Sithlordship by age 19? And as part of this tragedy, he was picked on his classmates at the elite Sith kindergarten for having such a tryhard Sith name? And, that even thought he graduated top of his class with a doctorate in Intergalactic Hate Studies at Infernal Heart University, his career as a Sith was cut short after eight years, ironically by means of a tic bite which infected him with Bubopneumasemic plague?

 

If I find myself more attracted to pixel people than real people, do I have a problem?

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