Sooks Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Granted, but you only feel refreshed when you have nothing productive to be doing. I wish that one patch of mold didn’t need so much maintenance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Granted, but now you have multiple mold patches that need less maintenance. I wish people wouldn't get so salty about random crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Now they get salty about EVERYTHING. I wish fossil fuel dependency would finally end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Granted, now the world runs on mouse droppings. I wish I could eat whatever I want without gaining weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Granted, but you are forced to wear a fat suit at all times, for some reason. I wish amiibo were ever used in an interesting way and weren’t overpriced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Granted. I wish discussion could be civil without people getting overly emotional and attacking others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Granted but every single person now speaks a unique language. Good luck discussing. I wish Beruka’s personality was cute enough to go along with her name and design. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 She dies after 1 turn. I wish cheese was immovable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Granted, which means no one can bite into it, or penetrate it at all. All your favorite foods with cheese? Have fun eating them without it. I hope that plain macaroni tastes good. I wish I didn’t make an fe related wish in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Granted, now you don't make wishes on this thread. I wish that people were better at having their minds changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Granted, but said ability only works when people are getting their minds changed on stuff that is factually incorrect, i.e. if you tried to convince someone that gravity is what pulls us down when we jump it wouldn’t work, but if you tried to convince them the Earth is flat it would work! I wish people were better informed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Granted, but you provide the information. Better not screw it up! 😉 I wish I didn't get so prickly when I'm tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Granted, you now don’t change even a little when you’re tired, including how you feel, so you don’t even know when you’re tired! Except for when you randomly pass out, potentially while doing something important, of course. I WISH I COULD POST IN THE RIGHT THREAD. 15 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said: Granted, but you provide the information. Better not screw it up! 😉 I said BETTER informed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Granted, but you post nonsense. I wish I didn't feel guilty for sharing opinions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Granted, now you feel guilty for having opinions. I wish that I didn't have opinions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 No you don’t. You’re human. Wish denied. I wish Benice would get hired for the job he applied for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Granted but you stole the position somehow without even applying. I wish I didn't need bathrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Since hygiene and bodily waste elimination are no longer a thing for you, now you get to release everything your body has by farting gas so toxic it can kill a herd of cows... you included if you're not careful. I wish pretzel bags were endless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Granted, now you're fat because you eat too many of them. I wish I had more patience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Granted, you have so much patience that it takes you approximately your entire life time to do whatever it is you want to do. I wish the maintenance people didn’t take like a week total to do their maintenance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Granted, the repair man is now replaced with Sonic the Hedgehog. I wish I could better control my dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Granted, but the nearest 100 people also have good control over your dreams and they become a battle royale of 100 different things happening at once with everyone trying to do what they want to, and you witness them all at the same time, somehow. I wish I wasn’t tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 You are wide awake 24 hours a day instead, and as such, you can never go to sleep. Ever. I wish there was a way to make the words "my pet squid wears pink flip-flops" threatening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Granted, now even beginning said sentence strikes fear into the hearts of all your enemies (and your friends too!). I wish I looked older than 16 despite being 20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Granted, you now share the same appearance as your father\mother. I wish I could remember things better.Did I already wish for this? I don't remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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