Sooks Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 (edited) FBI Chan takes you away for pairing the oldest character with the loli. I will probably abuse divine pulse/turn rewind in the Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light rerelease and localization (if I played it which I probably won’t). Edited October 22, 2020 by Sooks1016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 One of the elitists on reddit comes over to your house, ties and gags you in your bedroom, and denies you any access to food, water, use of the bathroom. They don't damage your Switch, but delete everything off of it but the game and then force you to play the original untranslated Japanese Famicom version. And you can't free yourself unless you beat the game while they loom over you and tell you in an irritatingly grating voice, "Play the game right casual scrub!" over and over until you finally beat it. I killed Eliwood as soon as Roy returned home from his journey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 You know Eliwood’s Marcus scream? Well it’s that but from Roy’s prepubescent voice and screaming Eliwood instead. Forever. I am leaving Lon’qu unpaired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 His gynophobia is never cured and he blames you for his loneliness. I let Chrom marry the village maiden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Now you just bred a Lucina with 1 point stats who never gets any growths whenever she gets a level up which she only takes 1 experience point whether she wins a battle or loses. And you just killed Chrom by giving him siphylis. I hired a commission artist to make a Mars x Gordin pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 The picture is actually just an audio file of “BUT MAAAAAAAARS” I do non child paralogues in Awakening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 You are forced to S-support a certain villainous character. I S-support Tiki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 You just S-supported Shrow. I shipped Ninian with Nils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 (edited) Nergal is actually their live child but just birth defects actually did good with the glitch in the matrix he got, because he now has all legendary weapons, which he can wield, and spawns in Lyn mode chapter 1, which is now unskippable, with his stats when you would regularly fight him, and you have to kill him to progress. Good luck! I hack the game so that Chrom is allergic to pie and then support him with Sumia. Edited October 22, 2020 by Sooks1016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 You hear my laugh for all eternity because I never stop laughing from how adorably hilarious their supports end up being. I trap Sumia in the oven she bakes pies in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 You're in there with her. I poured $1,589,954,376 into Fire Emblem Heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 You get arrested on the assumption that you procured that money illegally. I hack the game so that Eirika and Ephraim get married in their paired ending and then unlock it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 So... nothing changed? I made a romhack that's only playable on an 8Pack OrionX and it's the best FE game experience you can ever play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 You get your technology confiscated for creating an abomination. I create a Thracia rom hack that makes the game more fair and less difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 The Elitists are coming... 72 hours remain. I made a reference that no one will get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 You get hung for your heretical references. I say that casual mode is a fine addition to FE so long as it remains optional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 You’re forced to always play it. See how much you like it now. I might give Kellam a few levels just so I can promote him to general and make him, Kjelle, and Sully the perfect family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Who? I convinced IS to introduce negative stat growths for level-ups in the next game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 You get voted out for being sus. I probably annoy people with how I post on every forum game all at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 What's the crime here? I told Niime a bunch of blizzard jokes when she joins Roy's army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 You reach her age at twice the normal speed, and are then forced to get romantically involved with a boy who is actually the age Roy looks like. I add a beach dlc to Three Houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordin Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 The developers get scolded for not including it earlier I'm still salty that the characters in 3h wear those stupid ragged clothes in the sauna instead of towels and showing skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Me too. Tis no crime. I don’t like Marianne from Three Houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 (edited) 50 minutes ago, Gordin said: I'm still salty that the characters in 3h wear those stupid ragged clothes in the sauna instead of towels and showing skin You say that like it's a bad thing. ------- YOU MEET MY WRATH!!!!!! *ahem* You get eaten by Maurice. I make a Pikmin x FE crossover. Edited October 29, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 You just took a potentially great idea of a crossover and made a game so bad it makes Stalin vs. Martians look like Age of Empires. Good luck living with that reputation. Me and some fellow viewers watch Felicia try to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich so that we can point and laugh at what ensues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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