Crime and Punishment - Fire Emblem edition!

[Benice]

You have fun because it's a good game.

I like Fates.

[Sooks]

You realize that you’re 1% done with one of three games and question your sanity.

I am going to play an easy fe (Sacred Stones)

[null]

You hopefully enjoy it! But play on hard for any meaningful challenge. SS hard is somewhere between 3H normal and hard.

I blast the metal version of Eternal Bond over the Daein border.

 

[Benice]

24 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said:

I am going to play an easy fe (Sacred Stones)

Sacred Stones is quite easy, but it's not bad if you don't use Seth. I highly advocate for you not using him.

You get Thani'd for playing the theme of the worst lord and worst part Greil Mercs.

 

I think that Sacred Stones is harder than Three Houses.

[null]

Seth destroys you for being factually incorrect.

I think Lyn is a good unit.

[Benice]

You try to solo Lyn mode with her.

I want the next FE to be more like Thracia, but without 1rn, ambush spawns and other shenanigans.

[null]

Just now, Benice said:

You try to solo Lyn mode with her.

I've actually done that. On both normal and hard. It's not at all difficult, even for someone like me who's bad at FE.

You kill the franchise with a wish like that. FE bombs and fades into obscurity.

I wish the next FE game would be more like Radiant Dawn.

[Sooks]

Every character is Ike. That’s the only similarity.

I use Seth.

[null]

That's cool. I like using powerful units to dominate.

I always bring Titania to PoR endgame.

[Benice]

That's good. She's bad by the time Endgame rolls around.

I used good units in my first playthrough of FE10.

[Sooks]

You’re forced to use those same units when playing again but you’re playing fe9 instead.

I don’t have a Holidays pfp on November 6th.

[Benice]

You're actually on time for the holidays unlike the rest of us.

I didn't do a great job of inserting a santa hat onto Trimier.

[null]

No worries, editing is hecking difficult. For example, these were my other ideas for a holiday pfp.

The first one I'm actually using on Discord, as crappy as it looks. At least the pfp size is small on there.

I kill off Ferdinand and don't use DP to undo it.

[Benice]

Fodlan abandons the concept of protecting each other and dissolves into anarchy.

I always listen to the clean version of songs.

[Sooks]

You get the suds.

I think I’m gonna go for Eirika x Seth. Seems nice. (The only paired ending I’m decided on.)

[null]

Sounds fine to me. But men of culture ship Eirika x Ephraim tho.

I pair Ingrid x Seteth.

Ngl, their supports are 👌

[Sooks]

You get pardoned for having good taste, but given a warning that there is better...

I pair Inigo and Nah. C H O M P  C H O M P

[null]

You get c h o m p c h o m p'ed.

I ship Owain x Lucina.

I actually don't xD

Edited November 7, 2020 by twilitfalchion

[Sooks]

The universe explodes to do a child having extra blood of heroes coursing through their veins.

I ship Sylvain x Ingrid.

[null]

That's fine. It's a good pairing. Even if Sylvain is scum.

I ship Seteth x Ingrid.

[Sooks]

4 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

That's fine. It's a good pairing. Even if Seteth is 1100.

I make Ferdinand give me a dollar every time he says “I am Ferdinand von Aegir!” and use my newfound wealth to control Fodlan.

[Benice]

He marries Ingrid after ch. 3, and changes his last name to be hers, so he now yells "I am Ferdinand von Galatea!"

I had Marianne marry Raphael.

Edited November 8, 2020 by Benice

[Sooks]

They try to spend their entire relationship learning how to speak “birdese” but it doesn’t work so in Mariannelandia (™) that’s her fault and she ends the relationship in tears, while Raphael is just trying to enjoy his food.

I un-ironically think Sylvain is a good character.

[Benice]

You meet him but he leaves you because you aren't a waifu.

I name Fates' continent Mcdonald's.

[Sooks]

Garon is now legally obligated to change his name to Ronald McDonald.

I pair Joshua and Natasha.