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29 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Somehow I don't think Pokémon Ambition would have the same ring to it. 

Nobunaga's Pocket Monsters Ambition.

2 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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I almost want to ask if it kinda worked.

Also if his hand's okay.

2 hours ago, Pengaius said:

H2wdhaub o

Flaaffy does not. 

Why though?

2 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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Vaporeon is one of two Eeveelutions in this game worth a damn, the other being Glaceon, but you can only evolve Eevee into Glaceon in the Ice Kingdom. Vaporeon has a boatload of HP, strong Attack, good Defense and Speed that holds up quite nicely. It's attack Hydro Pump is like using both Bubble and BubbleBeam at the same time (minus the chance to reduce speed tho), Water absorb converts damage from Water type moves into HP, which isn't too useful at this point but can combo well with our Water types. 

Are the others bad due to attack ranges?

2 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Cnnjrmde o

Staraptor has great Attack and Speed and middling Defense (looks bigger due to item) and HP. Brave Bird is a powerful attack with an interesting drawback which I will get into later. 

Okay, so it's not recoil in this game. This should be interesting.

I assume it'll be a tactical missile of sorts in future.

2 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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Empoleon over here is just MADE of Attack. Sure its getting boosted, but it's still naturally really high. It's Defense and HP are very good too. Speed is on the lower side, but it's serviceable. Hydro Pump is still pretty good. 

I doubt that's more than a 20% boost right?

You're not kidding.

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10 hours ago, Pengaius said:

I've mentioned it a few times, but maybe not to you, or you just forgot. 

I think it came up that time I mentioned that my mother once pointed out that we had Irish ancestry resulting in my brother and I doing a pointless back and forth with a certain ethnic slur for the Irish that I can't take seriously ("You're a _____", "No you're a _____") for a while as she got increasingly irritated with our antics. I believe that was in the TRS LP from memory.

10 hours ago, Pengaius said:

After he left the army, he's been training toprove himself to us again, shame that his Pokémons stats will reset to what they were when he left if he rejoins us.

Guess he forgot he had the negative growths mod on.

10 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Do, you just know this?

Crocodiles are my favourite animal. I know insane amounts of things on crocodiles. The age of the oldest living crocodile in captivity. The size of the largest crocodile in capativity (it's the same one). The fact said crocodile gets birthday cakes made out of chicken necks for photoshoots. The date of birth of the oldest Nile crocodile in captivity (the 18th december, and it's a different crocodile to the oldest in captivity). Land-speed records (you know alligators run even faster than crocodiles), the various ways to tell the differences between crocodiles and alligators, from the fact crocodiles have a triangular snout and exposed teeth while alligators have a rounded snout and their teeth fit in the confines of their mouth, to the more obscure ones like the differences in the scale pattern and the fact crocodiles don't have a belly button scar from the umbilical chord but alligators do. The fact that Australian saltwater crocodiles are immune to cane toad toxins but Australian freshwater crocodiles die from it. The 2012 discovery that even larger crocodiles can actually climb trees and use them as a vantage point. How many months a crocodile can go without eating after a big meal. Thanks to Dragoncat, I know about the fact some gators survived a cold snap by sticking their nostrils through the water so when the surface froze they were able to breath, but still insulated by the ice. I know that Adolf Hitler used to visit a particular alligator at the Berlin zoo, which ended up being captured by the Russians after it survived the bombing of Berlin. I know that it died earlier this year, and had actually panicked when the tanks passed through Moscow during the fall of the USSR, presumably due to memory of the bombing of Berlin. Point is, I have a rather thorough knowledge on the things. Do I get a lot of use out of it?

12 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Stop rubbing it in my face that you haven't lost a unit yet. 

I'd trade that streak for my dog back. But... reality doesn't come with an Aum staff.

12 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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Why is Sephiroth's sword here? And why is Magoichi trying to get with Oichi? Is it because he can't forget her name when it's 5/8ths of his?

12 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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Prinplup Torrent boost BubbleBeams Big Bird, Oichi AoE heals and Flaafy Discharges, Charmeleon chips and Cubchoo rolls low on it's attack so Staravia has to finish, oh well. That's game. 

Do me a favour and wreck Elmo next time. I'm sick of that voice of his.

13 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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The ghost of Jigglypuff gave Oichi a crappy equipable item oooh spooky. Well, it'll come in handy exactly one time I guess. 

Is this why they have those fanarts of a black-eyed "hyper-realistic blood ooooh spooky boo" ghost Jigglypuff for variations of the Lavender Town Syndrome creepypasta? Or is Oichi just unhinged by the guilt of her beloved Pokemon's untimely demise

 

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On 12/22/2020 at 5:56 PM, The Roger The Paladin said:

Remember Pansage, the monkey with broccoli a tree growing out it's head?

No.

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Then remember it's aquatic cousin Panpour?

Should I?

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Well Pansear is the fire monkey.

Ah.

14 hours ago, Pengaius said:

This update, was kind of a pain to put together actually. Either my computers screenshot function or imgbox messed up because the body of the update where the castle battle took place was randomly spread around the rest of the images, thankfully their order didn't get messed up but was still annoying. 

Imgbox's never done that to me. That sounds more like the stunts that Imgur constantly pulled before I stopped using it. Weird.

14 hours ago, Pengaius said:

No, I have other things in my life I suppose. 

How dare you imply I have no life. I'll have you know, you are completely right, but that doesn't mean you should say it!

14 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Wrong, but I'll give you one more chance, just guess which field I'm studying for. 

Computer science? Nah, you're not nearly miserable enough... Hmmm... Aha! Aerospace engineering!

14 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Say it with me: It's Not Like I Like You Or Anything B Baka

Ooohhh... It's like you're so tsundere you don't even want to say the full tsundere line. Genius!

14 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Do, you now, I think the Plot Twist will decimate you. 

A plot twist on the level of the Apostle's identity in Berwick Saga, no doubt.

14 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Stop rubbing it in my face that you haven't lost a unit yet. 

Yeah, how dare The Roger be a good player, I'll kill him.

14 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Dgkhuden o

Today we are going to be taking down Avia.

Let me guess: Spooky type pokemons?

14 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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That one looks an awful lot like Corrin, actually. Like, "palette swap with an eyepatch" levels of similar. I wonder if there's any significance to that.

14 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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Wonderful. It's one of these.

14 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Short man still thinks Nobunaga will win, even though we have him at an 11-6 advantage in Kingdoms, shoots down Womaniser's reasonable suggestion. 

The idiot is the reasonable one? Nobunaga truly is doomed if this is the caliber of his troops...

14 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Pl5xa1hi o

The ghost of Jigglypuff gave Oichi a crappy equipable item oooh spooky. Well, it'll come in handy exactly one time I guess. 

Is this going to come back later in the plot?

14 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Y3lzulnq o

N6hujyay o

Old men have almost entirely recycled death quotes. Hilarious.

14 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Like, keep it buttery dude. 

Like, shove it Butterman.

1 hour ago, The Roger The Paladin said:

I think it came up that time I mentioned that my mother once pointed out that we had Irish ancestry resulting in my brother and I doing a pointless back and forth with a certain ethnic slur for the Irish that I can't take seriously ("You're a _____", "No you're a _____") for a while as she got increasingly irritated with our antics. I believe that was in the TRS LP from memory.

Huh... I must've missed that particular interaction. Though, that does explain how Butterman was able to guess who my favorite Irish youtuber was, resulting in me being forced to give Arkis a level months later.

 

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4 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Yeah, how dare The Roger be a good player, I'll kill him.

*Selective player
It really, really doesn't hurt that I'm playing the FE I've been through the most times.. (admittedly on lower difficulties than this). If I picked something I knew less... I'd probably be screwing up more. For instance, I only played through Radiant Dawn once back in 2011... (I had an abandoned later run where I lost interest in part 3 with the Greil Mercenaries)... so if I said I was anywhere close to remembering enemy spawn points/times there I'd be flat lying.

Also the fact Caeda got strength blessed to hell and back really doesn't hurt.

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Hello, everybody, hope y'all had a wonderful Dec 24th-26th, I'm gonna try to get an update out every 2-4 days or so from now until I beat maingame. Postgame is something I'll show a little of but I can't guarantee that I'll have a solid pace for it. 

Part 12: Toxic Relationship. 

Rplys e

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On 12/24/2020 at 2:26 AM, Dayni said:

Nobunaga's Pocket Monsters Ambition.

Ehh, We'll workshop it. 

Why though?

Next castle is the final banner map, I wanted Discharge, that's all. 

Are the others bad due to attack ranges?

You're partially right, but the only one with an actually bad attack range is Jolteon. The main reason is for type coverage and stat spread.  

I assume it'll be a tactical missile of sorts in future.

Ehhh, well you'll see...

I doubt that's more than a 20% boost right?

You're not kidding.

It boosts attack by one stage, however much that is in Gen V. 

 

On 12/24/2020 at 1:07 PM, The Roger The Paladin said:

 

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Guess he forgot he had the negative growths mod on.

If only, this is more akin to a unit just losing HM bonuses when they join you. 

Crocodiles are my favourite animal. I know insane amounts of things on crocodiles. The age of the oldest living crocodile in captivity. The size of the largest crocodile in capativity (it's the same one). The fact said crocodile gets birthday cakes made out of chicken necks for photoshoots. The date of birth of the oldest Nile crocodile in captivity (the 18th december, and it's a different crocodile to the oldest in captivity). Land-speed records (you know alligators run even faster than crocodiles), the various ways to tell the differences between crocodiles and alligators, from the fact crocodiles have a triangular snout and exposed teeth while alligators have a rounded snout and their teeth fit in the confines of their mouth, to the more obscure ones like the differences in the scale pattern and the fact crocodiles don't have a belly button scar from the umbilical chord but alligators do. The fact that Australian saltwater crocodiles are immune to cane toad toxins but Australian freshwater crocodiles die from it. The 2012 discovery that even larger crocodiles can actually climb trees and use them as a vantage point. How many months a crocodile can go without eating after a big meal. Thanks to Dragoncat, I know about the fact some gators survived a cold snap by sticking their nostrils through the water so when the surface froze they were able to breath, but still insulated by the ice. I know that Adolf Hitler used to visit a particular alligator at the Berlin zoo, which ended up being captured by the Russians after it survived the bombing of Berlin. I know that it died earlier this year, and had actually panicked when the tanks passed through Moscow during the fall of the USSR, presumably due to memory of the bombing of Berlin. Point is, I have a rather thorough knowledge on the things. Do I get a lot of use out of it?

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I'd trade that streak for my dog back. But... reality doesn't come with an Aum staff.

I'm sorry for your loss. 

Why is Sephiroth's sword here? And why is Magoichi trying to get with Oichi? Is it because he can't forget her name when it's 5/8ths of his?

Just chalk it up to the new canon for FF7R

Do me a favour and wreck Elmo next time. I'm sick of that voice of his.

No.

Is this why they have those fanarts of a black-eyed "hyper-realistic blood ooooh spooky boo" ghost Jigglypuff for variations of the Lavender Town Syndrome creepypasta? Or is Oichi just unhinged by the guilt of her beloved Pokemon's untimely demise

I really don't know, I don't follow along with creepypastas much. 

 

 

On 12/24/2020 at 2:12 PM, Saint Rubenio said:
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Imgbox's never done that to me. That sounds more like the stunts that Imgur constantly pulled before I stopped using it. Weird.

Probab;y just a quirk of the PC then. 

How dare you imply I have no life. I'll have you know, you are completely right, but that doesn't mean you should say it!

Nyohoho!

Computer science? Nah, you're not nearly miserable enough... Hmmm... Aha! Aerospace engineering!

Oooh! Wrong again old chum. The correct answer was Marine Biology! 

Ooohhh... It's like you're so tsundere you don't even want to say the full tsundere line. Genius!

Baka

A plot twist on the level of the Apostle's identity in Berwick Saga, no doubt.

Well, you'll see. 

Yeah, how dare The Roger be a good player, I'll kill him.

Yeah, who does he think he is? Actively getting better and improving. 

Let me guess: Spooky type pokemons?

I just wanna know how you came to that conclusion. It's Avia as in avian, as in of or relating to birds. 

That one looks an awful lot like Corrin, actually. Like, "palette swap with an eyepatch" levels of similar. I wonder if there's any significance to that.

Honestly. I don't see it. 

Wonderful. It's one of these.

Yeah just like uh... Derrick Berwick Saga. 

The idiot is the reasonable one? Nobunaga truly is doomed if this is the caliber of his troops...

He's not reasonable, his suggestion was. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. 

Is this going to come back later in the plot?

Would it be a surprise If I told you No. 

Old men have almost entirely recycled death quotes. Hilarious.

Comedy. 

Huh... I must've missed that particular interaction. Though, that does explain how Butterman was able to guess who my favorite Irish youtuber was, resulting in me being forced to give Arkis a level months later.

I sure do love Arkis. Remember when I went by 💖Arkis Lover💖.  

 

 

On 12/24/2020 at 6:35 PM, The Roger The Paladin said:

*Selective player
It really, really doesn't hurt that I'm playing the FE I've been through the most times.. (admittedly on lower difficulties than this). If I picked something I knew less... I'd probably be screwing up more. For instance, I only played through Radiant Dawn once back in 2011... (I had an abandoned later run where I lost interest in part 3 with the Greil Mercenaries)... so if I said I was anywhere close to remembering enemy spawn points/times there I'd be flat lying.

Shhhhhh. You aren't allowed to not suck like us. 

Also the fact Caeda got strength blessed to hell and back really doesn't hurt.

Stupid lucky The Roger. 

 

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It is Viperia time my dudes. 

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Thanks Oichi. 

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The team is just the regulars for today. 

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The Kingdom of Viperia

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Ninja lady wants to teach us a lesson. Also Hideyoshi is here, this time with moustache. 

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!5 turn banner map. This is the last banner map in the game. It's rout forever after this. 

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Ninja time. 

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Large map kinda with lots of walls and some sealed off chambers, poison pools and some healing points. Its like an actual FE map. Also this banger.

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This map has another gimmick. These trapdoor tiles relocate any non floating Pokémon to another tile. Everybody who can other than Cubchoo who couldn't reach uses one. Staraptor heads the other way. 

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The enemy move. 

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Staraptor just destroys Monferno and blocks the passage so that Spiritomb can't use it. Cubchoo joins up with everybody, Empoleon takes the banner and Vaporeon busts open hidden chamber 1 to reveal some item boxes. 

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The enemy take a banner. 

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Staraptor is tired (movement goes to 1 and defense is lowered for a turn), Cubchoo gets a pep-talk, We get some items. 

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Enemy move. 

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We don't do much this turn. 

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Nor do the enemy apparently. 

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Vaporeon drinks water, Charmeleon barely beats Spiritomb with a boost, Aya AoEs and Cubchoo misses it's shot but it's fine since Golbat got crit (we were safe even if it didn't as Empoleon would have blocked the banner.

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Hello Arbok. Also Ekans claimed a banner offscreen. 

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Empoleon, Staraptor and Cubchoo take out kobrA, and at this point we just have cleanup to do. 

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Fast-forward to victory. 

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Post battle results. 

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We still can't recruit these guys. 

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Now that we've finished the mission Flaaffy can now evolve. 

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Ampharos is statistically very similar to Vaporeon, Good HP and Attack, decent Defense ans Speed. Thunder is the main reason that we held off on evolving for a bit. It's range is just not very helpful on tight close quarter banner maps like Viperia. The attack is very powerful but can have accuracy issues.  

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All of this happens, I've already reviewed Ryhorn, so I won't do so again. 

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Since there's a Special Warrior here, we gotta do this. 

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Map, please ignore that I took this way too late into the battle.

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Larvitar dies. 

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Enemy's turn.

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We can recruit him now. 

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 E n e m y ' s   t u r n .

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We take out Anorith and start grabbing items. 

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We put the fish out of it's misery for game. 

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Pots bottle. 

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This occurs. 

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This is the alchemist, where we can finally use up all the useless items we got like herbs and orbs and the like. 

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I make some items, but I on't be using this place too much as there aren't very many particularly good items it can make. 

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Also this stuff. 

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September, Year 2

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Travelling Merchant 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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I get rid of some sellables. 

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I then blow all of my gold on promotion Items that we can't even use. 

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Any guesses for Yaksha?

 

Reset Counter: 1 Oichi (Jigglypuff)

 

 

Death Counter 1: Rikyu (Darumaka)

 

Keep it Buttery folks. 

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 36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Oooh! Wrong again old chum. The correct answer was Marine Biology! 

Marine biology? I'll admit, I never would've expected it. The sea has nothing to do with butter, and butter is your only character trait! What a plothole this is...

37 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

I just wanna know how you came to that conclusion. It's Avia as in avian, as in of or relating to birds. 

Hmmm... Shall I copypaste the definition of sarcasm here, or would that be too heavy-handed? What do you think, Butterman?

38 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Honestly. I don't see it. 

I can't blame you. You're a stick of butter. I can't imagine you can see all too well without eyes.

38 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Yeah just like uh... Derrick Berwick Saga. 

You don't wanna mess with Derrick, man. You saw what happened to the last guy that tried.

39 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

I sure do love Arkis. Remember when I went by 💖Arkis Lover💖.  

I do, that was hilarious. I even promoted Arkis. Figured you'd enjoy it. He survived, too, even though he did nothing to deserve it. I'm so good to you, and how do you repay my kindess? By making puns about my waifu's death. For shame, Butterman!

40 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Iqxjqawy o

It is Viperia time my dudes. 

Let me guess: Grass pokemons.

40 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

 

Sc886moi o

Nene, in Spanish, is a word used to affectionately refer to babies or otherwise really small children. There's something wrong with the fact that such a name has been slapped on Miss Knockers overthere.

42 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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Oh hey. I thought your name was familiar. This is brigand dude, no? Now he's got a mustache and a stupid hat.

43 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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This map has another gimmick. These trapdoor tiles relocate any non floating Pokémon to another tile.

Yes, it's this revolutionary concept known as Thracia's warp tiles.

...Except you can see them, because whoever made this game does not despise humanity like Kaga did during the production of Thracia.

44 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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Fast-forward to victory. 

That was easy.

46 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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This is the alchemist,

Rikyu finally gave up on trying to get back in the team, and has decided to instead take up a different job so he can continue to be relevant.

46 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Pc19uogz o

Any guesses for Yaksha?

To their credit, it's probably the least obvious of the four. I'm also not that familiar with pokemon types, so... Yeah, this'll be the first time I'll be seriously surprised.

47 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Keep it Buttery folks. 

Keep what buttery, Butterman? You're not making any sense.

 

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1 hour ago, Pengaius said:

It boosts attack by one stage, however much that is in Gen V. 

150% on base.

1 hour ago, Pengaius said:

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What's Nene's going on about?

1 hour ago, Pengaius said:

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How did Hideyoshi manage to get recruited by Nobunaga?

1 hour ago, Pengaius said:

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The enemy take a banner. 

How would she do that while being on the ceiling?

1 hour ago, Pengaius said:

Jtaoxgpi o

Staraptor is tired (movement goes to 1 and defense is lowered for a turn), Cubchoo gets a pep-talk, We get some items. 

Oh, so that's how it worked.

1 hour ago, Pengaius said:

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Ampharos is statistically very similar to Vaporeon, Good HP and Attack, decent Defense ans Speed. Thunder is the main reason that we held off on evolving for a bit. It's range is just not very helpful on tight close quarter banner maps like Viperia. The attack is very powerful but can have accuracy issues.  

Well, that's why.

Ampharos is nice to see, though I thought it'd be generally higher than it is.

1 hour ago, Pengaius said:

Gx7tieq4 oY2d5w2wl o

This is the alchemist, where we can finally use up all the useless items we got like herbs and orbs and the like. 

Rikyu, buddy!

There he was!

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On 12/28/2020 at 4:25 AM, Pengaius said:

Part 12: Toxic Relationship. 

Ahh. An update on you punning Ruben and him threatening to kill you. Or something.

On 12/28/2020 at 4:25 AM, Pengaius said:

If only, this is more akin to a unit just losing HM bonuses when they join you. 

So... it prevents someone from being a broken OP mess just because they started off as a Navarre or the fact Wyverns are an "enemy kingdom" only thing in more games than not?

On 12/28/2020 at 4:25 AM, Pengaius said:

... k

The classic response to a wall of text.

On 12/28/2020 at 4:25 AM, Pengaius said:

I'm sorry for your loss. 

Had to happen eventually. Unfortunate thing about pets is very few species last long. The ones that do tend not to be easy to look after either. Thanks for not punning.

On 12/28/2020 at 4:25 AM, Pengaius said:

Just chalk it up to the new canon for FF7R

Sounds like something Square-Enix would do. They are pretty tone-deaf.

On 12/28/2020 at 4:25 AM, Pengaius said:

I really don't know, I don't follow along with creepypastas much. 

I have a tendency to listen to sarcastic youtube readings of them while playing games. Kind of a form of multi-tasking to concentrate on both game and story. Works better if the game's one with either a poor or repetitive soundtrack. It's not something I'd consider on a game with a sound-track that I like though.

On 12/28/2020 at 4:25 AM, Pengaius said:

Shhhhhh. You aren't allowed to not suck like us. 

Ah. The double negative. Guess I better do something stupid next map. Well... I never did get round to using the energy drop last time. Maybe I can find a way to use it that counts. Energy drop Lena anyone?

On 12/28/2020 at 4:25 AM, Pengaius said:

Oooh! Wrong again old chum. The correct answer was Marine Biology! 

Is this so you can pioneer the "Whale Biologist" stereotype from Futurama? Or is it just because aquatic life-forms tend to be interesting?

On 12/28/2020 at 4:25 AM, Pengaius said:

Yeah, who does he think he is? Actively getting better and improving. 

What an jerk. We should shot him.

On 12/28/2020 at 4:25 AM, Pengaius said:

Oopxva0i o

Large map kinda with lots of walls and some sealed off chambers, poison pools and some healing points. Its like an actual FE map. Also this banger.

Even looks like a Fates map.

On 12/28/2020 at 4:25 AM, Pengaius said:

D4rhyoug o

Hello Arbok. Also Ekans claimed a banner offscreen. 

Fun fact. Batman had three Snake themed villains over the years. King Snake, Kobra, and Copperhead. King Snake being the newest, and Copperhead being the oldest. Following this logic... the third form of the Ekans evolution line should have been "Daehreppoc". Which is probably as good a reason as any to leave the line at two evolutions.

On 12/28/2020 at 4:25 AM, Pengaius said:

Pc19uogz o

Any guesses for Yaksha?

I could give one a hint by the entomology of the word.. but I think I'll leave everyone in the dark for now.

On 12/28/2020 at 5:15 AM, Saint Rubenio said:

do, that was hilarious. I even promoted Arkis. Figured you'd enjoy it. He survived, too, even though he did nothing to deserve it. I'm so good to you, and how do you repay my kindess? By making puns about my waifu's death. For shame, Butterman!

We all hoped Sylvis wouldn't be punned.... Butter luck ran out. (excuse me, I'm punishing myself after that one)



 

 

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Ayyyo! 2021, may this year be better than the last. 

Part 13: Navvoldeager. 

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On 12/27/2020 at 6:15 PM, Saint Rubenio said:
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Marine biology? I'll admit, I never would've expected it. The sea has nothing to do with butter, and butter is your only character trait! What a plothole this is...

The persona that I present online is but a construct of the scared lonely person behind the screen, who is typing. 

Hmmm... Shall I copypaste the definition of sarcasm here, or would that be too heavy-handed? What do you think, Butterman?

I mean I don't see how that would be relevant to this conversation, but if you wanna go ahead. 

I can't blame you. You're a stick of butter. I can't imagine you can see all too well without eyes.

But I have eyes. You canonically designed them. 

You don't wanna mess with Derrick, man. You saw what happened to the last guy that tried.

...He was barely mentioned in a paper that sold poorly and only in Japan?

I do, that was hilarious. I even promoted Arkis. Figured you'd enjoy it. He survived, too, even though he did nothing to deserve it. I'm so good to you, and how do you repay my kindess? By making puns about my waifu's death. For shame, Butterman!

Oooh. I'm such a naughty butterperson. Are you going to punish me?

Let me guess: Grass pokemons.

We've fought Grass already. 

Nene, in Spanish, is a word used to affectionately refer to babies or otherwise really small children. There's something wrong with the fact that such a name has been slapped on Miss Knockers overthere.

Haha. Spainish. 

Yes, it's this revolutionary concept known as Thracia's warp tiles.

...Except you can see them, because whoever made this game does not despise humanity like Kaga did during the production of Thracia.

True, but some of the other maps would make Kaga proud. 

That was easy.

Yeah kinda. 

Rikyu finally gave up on trying to get back in the team, and has decided to instead take up a different job so he can continue to be relevant.

Too bad that was like the last time we ever use the Alchemist. 

To their credit, it's probably the least obvious of the four. I'm also not that familiar with pokemon types, so... Yeah, this'll be the first time I'll be seriously surprised.

Nyohoho. 

Keep what buttery, Butterman? You're not making any sense.

It. 

 

 

On 12/27/2020 at 7:14 PM, Dayni said:

150% on base.

Thanks. 

What's Nene's going on about?

Ara ara onee-san dialogue. 

How did Hideyoshi manage to get recruited by Nobunaga?

He either got beat in 4 turns, or just couldn't damage any of Nobunaga's Pokémon. 

How would she do that while being on the ceiling?

Ninja magic. 

Ampharos is nice to see, though I thought it'd be generally higher than it is.

You want Ampharos to smoke weed?

Rikyu, buddy!

There he was!

Either that or his identical brother Thiccyu. 

 

On 12/29/2020 at 11:10 PM, The Roger The Paladin said:

 

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Ahh. An update on you punning Ruben and him threatening to kill you. Or something.

A scathing remark on my and Ruben's failing relationship. How dare you I'll kill you. 

So... it prevents someone from being a broken OP mess just because they started off as a Navarre or the fact Wyverns are an "enemy kingdom" only thing in more games than not?

I suppose so.

The classic response to a wall of text.

I mean I just didn't know how to respond. 

Sounds like something Square-Enix would do. They are pretty tone-deaf.

Inb4 they keep ******'s death scene but pull a Cait Sith. 

I have a tendency to listen to sarcastic youtube readings of them while playing games. Kind of a form of multi-tasking to concentrate on both game and story. Works better if the game's one with either a poor or repetitive soundtrack. It's not something I'd consider on a game with a sound-track that I like though.

That is such a The Roger thing to do. 

Ah. The double negative. Guess I better do something stupid next map. Well... I never did get round to using the energy drop last time. Maybe I can find a way to use it that counts. Energy drop Lena anyone?

E N E R G Y D R O P W R Y S

Is this so you can pioneer the "Whale Biologist" stereotype from Futurama? Or is it just because aquatic life-forms tend to be interesting?

I like penguins and I want to work in an Aquarium, this is how. 

What an jerk. We should shot him.

Yeah, yeah. We should good point. Wait a minute...

Fun fact. Batman had three Snake themed villains over the years. King Snake, Kobra, and Copperhead. King Snake being the newest, and Copperhead being the oldest. Following this logic... the third form of the Ekans evolution line should have been "Daehreppoc". Which is probably as good a reason as any to leave the line at two evolutions.

But we could have had a Tsuchinoko Pokémon. 

I could give one a hint by the entomology of the word.. but I think I'll leave everyone in the dark for now.

Do you feel clever doing this?

We all hoped Sylvis wouldn't be punned....

I didn't. 

 

 

Update

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Rcssu3ls o

Today we are attacking Yaksha, bu first we have to say hi to Bee Guy. 

Swmco9yo o7ovwbirf o

Salve can be decent but usually isn't. Beedrill is an interesting Pokémon, as it's previous evolutionary forms are not present in the game at all. Unfortunately being unique doesn't make Beedrill good. Beedrill has mediocre stats all around and isn't able to evolve to fix them. Twinneedle is an alright move having good range and the ability to poison. Like Doubleslap it hits up to 5 times, however it actually does damage unlike Doubleslap. Vanguard is a neat ability that increases damage if the user acts first in a turn. Despite the decent move and ability Beedrill is held back by it's low potential for growth. 

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Bring punchies and insects, leave the telepaths and spooks at home. 

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The team, Gurdurr tags in for Staraptor. 

Gyekhhur o

The Kingdom of Yaksha

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Oh no! An Edgelord! Look at him lording all those edges. 

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20 turn rout, nothing too unusual. 

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This has got to be the least threatening intended threat ever. 

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Edglord Map and Edgelord Music. Ignore that chunk at the end. 

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We move, then they move that's how this game works. 

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Gurdurr and Ampharos cripple Zoroark, Vaporeon chips Pawniard and Cubchoo finishes. Empoleon attacks Scrafty and Charmeleon tries to circle round. 

V9tspmxz oZwglke2z oRg2hkuhk oXsmhorwp o0tpxukt1 o

We take some hits but nothing too dangerous. 

Wwtut9bh o8iv9va8v oGwvxw9xx oE2q5m2sd oKhyeq2sq o0hxqrsir o

The map gimmick. Remember those Thracia warptiles that were super annoying? Now imagine if instead of triggering when stepped on, you just randomly got a unit warped away before you turn. Oh well, it won't always warp the target into this room and sometimes it targets the enemy so it's not all bad. Anyway you can leave the room if you step on one of the grass tiles or can fly over the bars. 

Tztgrfyi o6s3kbsdv oAu9suozv oBdjvzciv oLmj4gi9z oOdq4ift5 oS7lgtlhr oKwclkm7f oThm6rwim oYk7leh4g o

Anyhow, we take out the edgelord and most of his goons. It's cleanup time. 

N0by8vxj o3g3si3kj oX4ddm8ak o

Bruh stole our money. 

Ghqv2dxi oX5z8tjdx oN5mxqdzd oK2laeuat oLvz8nthe o

Charmeleon takes out Scraggy and now we just need to grab our loot. 

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We grab the rest of the items and Ampharos got warped a few tiles and zapped a tree out of anger. Gurdurr finishes Krookodile for clear. 

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Post battle results. 

Om1kzyap oWbwjvpbg o1wrajhu7 oNozf10gi o21zkzaqd oR6hsd1cs oVpzqni6j o

Good riddance Edgelord. 

Ih3rd8ds o4liknpdd oMwqvi6nc oDa39lqaq oLa24vkic oZlwp7pxs oXzmevkmy oInsnh3g7 oKvmfojgc oQ1tz2m9g oW7oanivs oJgpyzuxw o

Suddenly a pretty anime boy appears and tells us to give up. We aren't going to. 

Uijfpcmo o

Anyway, now that more of Ransei has been revealed we can see the full map of the Region. What an unusual shape. 

Ocfixeje oVfuaerjz oGbqibmsy oR2jggwyf oYopm2pfi o2tefvop6 oCqqqg5ut oVghczitu oZnhbp12d oK7icqcmi oRuhztc3l oSizvq4f3 oN5tstlzl oL2npikz2 o

All this stuff happens. 

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Battle 2. 

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10 turn rout. 

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Map and Muzak. Lotsa portals. 

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Scraggy portals, Kirlia doesn't.

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Kirlia chips Kirlia. 

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Scraggy finishes. Kirlia moves. 

Hueievhh o

The enemy arrange themselves neatly. 

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Scraggy warps. Kirlia moves down. 

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Damage and Chip. 

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Gothita warps. 

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Charmander gets bullied. 

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Someone got hit but I forgot who. Also Gothita is on top. 

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Kirlia takes out Charmander. Kunoichi sets up her regen effect. 

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We move to bait Gothita. 

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Kirlia chips and Scraggy finishes. The blackscreen was me pulling a Ruben and failing to cap the victory pop-up. 

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Post Battle. 

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Kanetsugu's questionable reaction aside we got Gardevoir now. 

Rozyko1r o

Gardevoir. powerful, speedy, alright bulkwise, just like Gallade but with a weird attack. Psychic has a weird hitbox, it hits every tile adjacent to one from 2 range. It's strong and lowers defense. The hitbox actually allows for some neat combos with Discharge users, or even just as an L shaped attack. 

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Guesses for which is which?

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This lady buys some Power Wristbands and sells some stuff. 

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This all happens. 

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Next time Valora. 

 

Reset Counter: 1 Oichi (Jigglypuff)

 

 

Death Counter 1: Rikyu (Darumaka)

 

Happy New Year! Stay buttery, in 2021. 

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1 minute ago, Pengaius said:

You want Ampharos to smoke weed?

Higher statwise, come on!

2 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Swmco9yo o7ovwbirf o

Salve can be decent but usually isn't. Beedrill is an interesting Pokémon, as it's previous evolutionary forms are not present in the game at all. Unfortunately being unique doesn't make Beedrill good. Beedrill has mediocre stats all around and isn't able to evolve to fix them. Twinneedle is an alright move having good range and the ability to poison. Like Doubleslap it hits up to 5 times, however it actually does damage unlike Doubleslap. Vanguard is a neat ability that increases damage if the user acts first in a turn. Despite the decent move and ability Beedrill is held back by it's low potential for growth. 

Why then would you not be able to get Beedril earlier when it could have more impact?

It'd match how it is in the main games that was too.

10 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Ypd7vora oP7kyckdh o2fmc8clm oEojx2ouj oEqsc6bdi oPwrng7j0 o

Oh no! An Edgelord! Look at him lording all those edges. 

Are we sure he's not some other creature?

Or just really committed to the emo ninja look?

12 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Khyeq2sq o0hxqrsir o

The map gimmick. Remember those Thracia warptiles that were super annoying? Now imagine if instead of triggering when stepped on, you just randomly got a unit warped away before you turn. Oh well, it won't always warp the target into this room and sometimes it targets the enemy so it's not all bad. Anyway you can leave the room if you step on one of the grass tiles or can fly over the bars. 

Wait, they give you stuff when they teleport you away?

That's the most generous teleportation trap I've seen in some time.

13 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Uijfpcmo o

Anyway, now that more of Ransei has been revealed we can see the full map of the Region. What an unusual shape. 

Hmm, seems familiar......

Is it a Dialga?

14 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Acgdquqx oWypfewsg oDdgz5t0m oO8bfdkse o

Kanetsugu's questionable reaction aside we got Gardevoir now. 

RBI?

This man right here.

14 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Rozyko1r o

Gardevoir. powerful, speedy, alright bulkwise, just like Gallade but with a weird attack. Psychic has a weird hitbox, it hits every tile adjacent to one from 2 range. It's strong and lowers defense. The hitbox actually allows for some neat combos with Discharge users, or even just as an L shaped attack. 

So it has an AoE, but one where the centre doesn't take damage. Can the centre be empty or does it have to be occupied?

You also linked to this thread instead of edgelord's music.

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36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

The persona that I present online is but a construct of the scared lonely person behind the screen, who is typing. 

Wait... You mean you're not really a stick of butter in real life?! How dare you lie to me! I'll kill you!

36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

But I have eyes. You canonically designed them. 

Damn that Saint Rubenio! Always one step ahead...! I'll kill him!

36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Oooh. I'm such a naughty butterperson. Are you going to punish me?

Uuuuhhhh...

No.

...Some other day.

36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

A scathing remark on my and Ruben's failing relationship. How dare you I'll kill you. 

How dare you threaten The Roger, he's a better person than either of us! I'll kill you!

36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

I didn't. 

One of these days, Butterman. One of these days you'll slip up and lose someone dear to you in this shitty ass, ez peez game. And then, my wrath shall consume you with unprecedented fury!!! At least 10 Derricks of fury!

36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Ypd7vora oP7kyckdh o2fmc8clm oEojx2ouj oEqsc6bdi oPwrng7j0 o

Oh no! An Edgelord!

K I L L

36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Hjaki0ca oHrl38elt o

This has got to be the least threatening intended threat ever. 

Plot-twist: He's just a salesman. He was going to show you the greatest wares, but you misinterpreted his words and demeanor and attacked him.

See, it makes sense because, as we all know, edgelords make for great shopkeeps.

36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Edglord Map and Edgelord Music. 

You fucked up the link, mate. Boo terrible LPer.

36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Khyeq2sq o0hxqrsir o

The map gimmick. Remember those Thracia warptiles that were super annoying? Now imagine if instead of triggering when stepped on, you just randomly got a unit warped away before you turn.

Amazing. 10/10 who designed this game, again? Shoesow Kage?

36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Q1tz2m9g oW7oanivs o

Suddenly a pretty anime boy appears and tells us to give up. We aren't going to. 

Three, huh? You know what would be funny? If Oichi herself turned out to be one of them, betrayed Corrin and then you had a really dramatic Camus fight with her.

...Then I'd get to say Kaga Did It First, so I hope it happens.

36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Kanetsugu's questionable reaction aside we got Gardevoir now. 

Ahh, it's the pokemon that everyone likes to draw perverted art of!

...Sorry.

36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

 

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1- This guy's hat is absolutely magnificent.

2- That line is hilarious.

3- Who even is this guy?

36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Lmuvrxsc o

Next time Valora. 

Let me guess: Mafia type pokemons. Get it?

36 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Happy New Year! Stay buttery, in 2021. 

I refused to stay buttery in 2020, what makes you think I will do the opposite in 2021?

 

 

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6 hours ago, Pengaius said:

A scathing remark on my and Ruben's failing relationship. How dare you I'll kill you. 

Seems like this is an LPer thing now. Threatening to kill people.

6 hours ago, Pengaius said:

I mean I just didn't know how to respond. 

I can't blame you.

6 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Inb4 they keep ******'s death scene but pull a Cait Sith. 

Plot twist. They kill Tifa instead and the plot now makes no sense. But hey, it's not like they haven't done anything to Tifa yet.

6 hours ago, Pengaius said:

That is such a The Roger thing to do. 

I mean... I have to come up with some way to make up for the time I lose to other things.

6 hours ago, Pengaius said:

I like penguins and I want to work in an Aquarium, this is how. 

I should have guessed.  Meanwhile, there's places in the world where it's literally legal to own a pet crocodile. It's just, with them being known to be capable of living over 100 years... that's not a decision one can do frivolously. Between the fact the meat needed to feed it, and the fact a crocodile born today could theoretically outlive everyone in this thread... and the security measures needed for the enclosure... and the space required for said enclosure... this is the kind of thing you need more dollars than sense  to think is a good idea.

6 hours ago, Pengaius said:

But we could have had a Tsuchinoko Pokémon. 

Then everyone in the west would think it was just fat.

7 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Do you feel clever doing this?

I imagine it's kind of the same as you feel when you pun a unit. Make of that what you will.

7 hours ago, Pengaius said:

7ovwbirf o

Salve can be decent but usually isn't. Beedrill is an interesting Pokémon, as it's previous evolutionary forms are not present in the game at all. Unfortunately being unique doesn't make Beedrill good. Beedrill has mediocre stats all around and isn't able to evolve to fix them. Twinneedle is an alright move having good range and the ability to poison. Like Doubleslap it hits up to 5 times, however it actually does damage unlike Doubleslap. Vanguard is a neat ability that increases damage if the user acts first in a turn. Despite the decent move and ability Beedrill is held back by it's low potential for growth. 

You know, I kind of wonder why they didn't use Beedrill as a Jagen. The bug type, at least in Gen I, were treated as the "beginner type", in that they evolved quickly... but grew poorly and had lacking movesets. Seriously Gen 1 bug moves sucked so much that Gen II needed to introduce a new type to counter the psychic type... the thing bugs were supposed to be a counter to. A Pokemon that's got early-game potency, but is lacklustre at mid to late game. Perfect metaphor for a Jagen. Guess Jigglypuff was just more marketable.

7 hours ago, Pengaius said:

, Vaporeon chips Pawniard and Cubchoo finishes.

Sounds like Pawnography.

7 hours ago, Pengaius said:

The map gimmick. Remember those Thracia warptiles that were super annoying? Now imagine if instead of triggering when stepped on, you just randomly got a unit warped away before you turn. Oh well, it won't always warp the target into this room and sometimes it targets the enemy so it's not all bad. Anyway you can leave the room if you step on one of the grass tiles or can fly over the bars. 

Why is it that random gimmicks you can't plan around are the one thing that irks me more than anything else? Say what you will about crits. But at least if you assume they're always going to happen for the enemy and never happen for you (as long as the enemy has a 1% chance or you have less than 100%), you can plan to minimize the chance of one killing someone, be it attacking from a range the enemy can''t use..  or simply using a unit too tanky to die to chip before you have someone else finish the job. But this? You need a different contingency for every individual Pokemon on the battlefield being warped. For every turn. Or you need to think up a new strategy each turn. How fun.

7 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Good riddance Edgelord. 

Wait... you use "I'll kill you" and get rid of an Edgelord in the same chapter. Are we sure you're the real Pengauis and not Ruben?
 

7 hours ago, Pengaius said:

Kanetsugu's questionable reaction aside we got Gardevoir now. 

Rozyko1r o

Gardevoir. powerful, speedy, alright bulkwise, just like Gallade but with a weird attack. Psychic has a weird hitbox, it hits every tile adjacent to one from 2 range. It's strong and lowers defense. The hitbox actually allows for some neat combos with Discharge users, or even just as an L shaped attack. 

7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Ahh, it's the pokemon that everyone likes to draw perverted art of!

I remember my first Gardevoir. I was playing Sapphire blind... hence when I caught a male Ralts and it evolved into Kirlia and Gardevoir.... I was more than a little confused on why this line wasn't gender-locked.

7 hours ago, Pengaius said:

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Guesses for which is which?

Well, seeing as there's four types left and we always have the Dragon at the end of the game in an SRPG and Pokemon both.
Spectra doesn't stand a ghost of a chance of fooling me now that we know Yaksha was Dark.
While a storm contains water, but that was Nix'd by Fontaine's use of it, and Violight ices Electricity's chances as well.
As for Valora, one can steel the answer by eliminating the other sixteen types... or just knowing their manufacturers.

7 hours ago, Dayni said:

Hmm, seems familiar......

Is it a Dialga?

Sinnoh. But you're in the right Region of the Pokedex.

7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

One of these days, Butterman. One of these days you'll slip up and lose someone dear to you in this shitty ass, ez peez game. And then, my wrath shall consume you with unprecedented fury!!! At least 10 Derricks of fury!

Doesn't Derrick have Mercy though?

7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Plot-twist: He's just a salesman. He was going to show you the greatest wares, but you misinterpreted his words and demeanor and attacked him.

See, it makes sense because, as we all know, edgelords make for great shopkeeps.

Let's face it. It'd suit the quote better.

7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Three, huh? You know what would be funny? If Oichi herself turned out to be one of them, betrayed Corrin and then you had a really dramatic Camus fight with her.

...Then I'd get to say Kaga Did It First, so I hope it happens.

But if he didn't lose the thing, she'd have a damn Jigglypuff.

7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Let me guess: Mafia type pokemons. Get it?

Much like a length of rope that has been twisted upon itself and worn with time, I'm a frayed knot.

 

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Gosh golly I really intended to get this out earlier, whoops, I think I'll be able to get more parts out soon, at least 1 a week, but don't hold me to it sorry. 

Part 14: Many evolutions. 

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On 1/1/2021 at 12:29 AM, Dayni said:

Higher statwise, come on!

Oh, alright. 

Why then would you not be able to get Beedril earlier when it could have more impact?

Beedrill is not found in the wild during base game, as it only appears at 3rd level areas, by then you should already have strong volved Pokémon. The only other way to get Beedrill in your army is torecruit a Warrior who has  one, but not many do. 

Are we sure he's not some other creature?

Or just really committed to the emo ninja look?

He just REALLY likes Zoroark. 

Wait, they give you stuff when they teleport you away?

That's the most generous teleportation trap I've seen in some time.

Yeah but it's mostly potions so it's not really a benefit. 

Hmm, seems familiar......

Is it a Dialga?

...no

So it has an AoE, but one where the centre doesn't take damage. Can the centre be empty or does it have to be occupied?

Centre can be empty, doesnt have to be but can. 

You also linked to this thread instead of edgelord's music.

Hehe whoops! Should be fixed now. 

 

On 1/1/2021 at 12:43 AM, Saint Rubenio said:
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Wait... You mean you're not really a stick of butter in real life?! How dare you lie to me! I'll kill you!

But how will you know what I look lie?

Damn that Saint Rubenio! Always one step ahead...! I'll kill him!

Sure, try not to lose too many units on the way. 

Uuuuhhhh...

No.

...Some other day.

I clear a space in my calendar. 

One of these days, Butterman. One of these days you'll slip up and lose someone dear to you in this shitty ass, ez peez game. And then, my wrath shall consume you with unprecedented fury!!! At least 10 Derricks of fury!

Your wrath couldn't consume a pizza, Ruben. 

K I L L

K I L L reminded me of this.

Plot-twist: He's just a salesman. He was going to show you the greatest wares, but you misinterpreted his words and demeanor and attacked him.

See, it makes sense because, as we all know, edgelords make for great shopkeeps.

True, but they leave if get too close to endgame. 

You fucked up the link, mate. Boo terrible LPer.

Amazing. 10/10 who designed this game, again? Shoesow Kage?

Susan Koagey. Actually. 

Three, huh? You know what would be funny? If Oichi herself turned out to be one of them, betrayed Corrin and then you had a really dramatic Camus fight with her.

...Then I'd get to say Kaga Did It First, so I hope it happens.

Eh, we'll see. 

Ahh, it's the pokemon that everyone likes to draw perverted art of!

...Sorry.

G o   t o   h o r n y   j a i l

1- This guy's hat is absolutely magnificent.

2- That line is hilarious.

3- Who even is this guy?

Kanetsugu, Kanetsugu and Kanetsugu. 

Let me guess: Mafia type pokemons. Get it?

No

I refused to stay buttery in 2020, what makes you think I will do the opposite in 2021?

Idk. Peer pressure?

 

 

 

On 1/1/2021 at 8:33 AM, The Roger The Paladin said:

 

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Seems like this is an LPer thing now. Threatening to kill people.

How dare you generalize us. I'll kill you!

Plot twist. They kill Tifa instead and the plot now makes no sense. But hey, it's not like they haven't done anything to Tifa yet.

inb4 Sephiroth kills another Sephiroth, and THIS was the real Sephiroth all along!

I should have guessed.  Meanwhile, there's places in the world where it's literally legal to own a pet crocodile. It's just, with them being known to be capable of living over 100 years... that's not a decision one can do frivolously. Between the fact the meat needed to feed it, and the fact a crocodile born today could theoretically outlive everyone in this thread... and the security measures needed for the enclosure... and the space required for said enclosure... this is the kind of thing you need more dollars than sense  to think is a good idea.

Or be an Irwin. 

Then everyone in the west would think it was just fat.

Idk chonky snake would be a cool mon. 

I imagine it's kind of the same as you feel when you pun a unit. Make of that what you will.

Faint glee?

You know, I kind of wonder why they didn't use Beedrill as a Jagen. The bug type, at least in Gen I, were treated as the "beginner type", in that they evolved quickly... but grew poorly and had lacking movesets. Seriously Gen 1 bug moves sucked so much that Gen II needed to introduce a new type to counter the psychic type... the thing bugs were supposed to be a counter to. A Pokemon that's got early-game potency, but is lacklustre at mid to late game. Perfect metaphor for a Jagen. Guess Jigglypuff was just more marketable.

Idk, a fully evolved Pokémon from the start might have been too OP. 

Sounds like Pawnography.

Cease. 

Why is it that random gimmicks you can't plan around are the one thing that irks me more than anything else? Say what you will about crits. But at least if you assume they're always going to happen for the enemy and never happen for you (as long as the enemy has a 1% chance or you have less than 100%), you can plan to minimize the chance of one killing someone, be it attacking from a range the enemy can''t use..  or simply using a unit too tanky to die to chip before you have someone else finish the job. But this? You need a different contingency for every individual Pokemon on the battlefield being warped. For every turn. Or you need to think up a new strategy each turn. How fun.

Ehh, I kinda like having to adapt to unexpected situations, one of the main reasons I hate 0% growths  LTC is that it reduces the game to a replicatable sequence of button presses. 

Wait... you use "I'll kill you" and get rid of an Edgelord in the same chapter. Are we sure you're the real Pengauis and not Ruben?

What of course not...

I remember my first Gardevoir. I was playing Sapphire blind... hence when I caught a male Ralts and it evolved into Kirlia and Gardevoir.... I was more than a little confused on why this line wasn't gender-locked.

Kilts. 

Well, seeing as there's four types left and we always have the Dragon at the end of the game in an SRPG and Pokemon both.
Spectra doesn't stand a ghost of a chance of fooling me now that we know Yaksha was Dark.
While a storm contains water, but that was Nix'd by Fontaine's use of it, and Violight ices Electricity's chances as well.
As for Valora, one can steel the answer by eliminating the other sixteen types... or just knowing their manufacturers.

Do you are want die?

But if he didn't lose the thing, she'd have a damn Jigglypuff.
No, I was gonna bench that thing as soon as I could, it has not been missed. 
 

 

Update:

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Today we challenge the kingdom of Valora, one of the worst maps in the game. Yaaay. 

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This is how Steel type works. 

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The team, lots of type advantage for us today. 

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The Kingdom of Valora

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These guys have cool designs. 

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Gee, they sure have given us a lot of turns for this rout map. 

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Big industrial looking map, and big industrial sounding music. (this track is an honest banger) This map is one of the more annoying maps in the game, having obtuse map gimmicks and lots of single file corridors. 

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It's hard to tell, but when a mon steps on a cog, the cog rotates, which raises and lowers the gates on the map. 

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The enemy demonstrate the thing I just said, also these cameras move. 

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Moving closer we beat up the Arons. 

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The enemy move, afterwards Ampharos is placed in a dangerous position. 

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After moving around a bit, Vaporeon takes out Chimeco and Ampharos takes a potshot at Metagross. 

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Ampharos has to take a hit but Electric > Steel, so it's fine. 

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Empoleon tries to snipe Aggron, but Metagross blocks it. Then Vaporeon hits Metagross. 

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We take some hits, but not from Quagsire. 

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We take out Metagross, but sadly Aggron tanks Gurdurr's attack. 

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We get hit, Aggron grabs an item. 

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Aggron goes down. 

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Vaporeon breaks the item and Gurdurr attacks for clear. Altogether this went a lot better than it normally does. 

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Post battle results. 

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Winning. 

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We spot a familiar face so we decide to say hi. 

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Imma be real I forgot to get the cool inslide as well as the map, whoops. 

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Pineco gets hit. 

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We take some enemies out. 

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They move. 

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Things. 

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Happen. 

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More. 

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Things.

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Happen. 

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Randy please change the item text. 

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We win these. 

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Post battle stuff. 

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Pineco evolved. 

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Ignoring that i took these mid fight. Bustle is always good. 

Shinx is an okay Pokémon, Having decent Attack and Speed and moderate everything else. Sequence boosts the power of Electric types in a radius. Spark is just electric quick attack that does less damage the 2nd time onwards. 

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Forretress is without a doubt the worst Pokémon in the game, because of 1 simple thing, it's move. 

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Gyro ball is, uh not very good. See the thing about Gyro Ball is that it deals extra damage to foes that are faster than the user. The problem with Gyro Ball is that it has practically 0 base Power, and the move ignores the users Sttack during calculations. This means that despite having a rather impressive Attack stat, Forretress cannot use it. effectively the only things this move can hurt are glass speedsters. Additionally the move pushes the user forward 1 tile, as long as the target is on the same altitude as the user. 

Gyro ball effectively reduces the things that Forretress can do to sitting on banners to stall. However, since the attack moves the user forward, Forretress has to leave the banner to do it's 1 damage. Compare this to Pineco, who can use Bug Bite to munch on the enemies items while in the same position. Let that sink in. EVOLVING Pineco makes it worse in every way. 

The reason the Bottom 3 (Rhyperior £rd, Jigglypuff 2nd and Forretress !st) are the worst is because they are actively worse than their previous forms. (igglybuff is still trash, but it as pound which is better than doubleslap) evolving makes these Pokémon DIRECT DOWNGRADES to their previous forms.  

Anyhow back to this stuff. 

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Abra evolves. 

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Powerful, fast and with a good move to boot! Kadabra is a force to be reckoned with. Also, have a Gardevoir/Gallade comparison. 

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It's catching up to us. 

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Charmeleon evolves. 

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Charizard is a low move flier, with great stats and a good move. Flamethrower is Hydro Pump, but it can burn. Charizard is excellent at what it does but it's movement can be annoying. 

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Gurdurr evolved. 

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Conkeldurr has a lot of Attack. Superpower is 1 range Brave bird but with Attack over move. 

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By paying gold you can change your mon's ability, neat huh?

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Cubchoo evolved. 

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Beartic isn't amazing, having low movement and Speed, but it's Attack and Move are quite decent so it's still decent enough. Icicle Crash is basically a strong ember that can cause flinching, 

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Scraggy evolved.

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Scrafty has Defense and thats just about it really. It's Attack and HP are okay but its Speed isn't. High Jump Kick moves the user forward one tile, but if they fail to land their hit they take a chunk of damage. 

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I think you understand by now. 

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Alakzam is ludicrously powerful, being very strong and very fast. It sucks defensively, but everywhere else it's pretty good. Psychic is neat tho. 

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See title. 

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Luxio is a more Powerful, but less bulky Flaaffy. That is all. 

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Oh hey. Time caught up. Next time Nixtorm. 

 

 

Reset Counter: 1 Oichi (Jigglypuff)

 

 

Death Counter 1: Rikyu (Darumaka)

 

Stay buttery folks. 

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12 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Gosh golly I really intended to get this out earlier, whoops, I think I'll be able to get more parts out soon, at least 1 a week, but don't hold me to it sorry. 

Ha you failed Butterman, you said you'd post more often but didn't.

12 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Sure, try not to lose too many units on the way. 

I should probably have seen that one coming, but it still made me laugh. You bastard.

13 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Your wrath couldn't consume a pizza, Ruben. 

How dare you! I'll have you know, there's roughly 60 characters that beg to disagree. There's even one or two that were my enemies when my wrath consumed them!

14 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

K I L L reminded me of this.

I need to find an excuse to say "T H I S   D O O R   I S   A   B I T C H !"

16 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Susan Koagey. Actually. 

Why, you little-- That wasn't necessary, Butterman!

16 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

G o   t o   h o r n y   j a i l

Me?! Don't shoot the messenger, pal! I'm not the one who drew all those things!

16 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

No

Valora kinda reads like Valery

Get it now?

17 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Idk. Peer pressure?

You fool! I shall instead wait patiently and politely for the next update! I have foiled your plans with my tactical genius!

18 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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These guys have cool designs. 

Oh no, these guys look really powerful. We should layasu down our arms. Then run to hide In a box or something.

I regret nothing! Hahahahahahaha...!

Also those two have Bors-tier chins. Just thought I'd point it out.

20 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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Why are they talking like they die after their pokemons get beaten up? That's not how this world works! After you lose you don't die, you just make a dumb face and die inside!

21 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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Wasn't Buttface's name different last we saw him?

23 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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Forretress is without a doubt the worst Pokémon in the game, because of 1 simple thing, it's move. 

Armor knight pokemon! Armor knight pokemon! Use it.

23 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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By paying gold you can change your mon's ability, neat huh?

I like how the shopkeeper is a buttface. Dumbest portrait in the game, I love it.

24 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Everyone evolved.

So many evolutions today. It's almost as if the title of the update itself said that there would be many evolutions.

24 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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Oh hey. Time caught up. Next time Nixtorm. 

Next time, we storm Nixtorm.

25 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Stay buttery folks. 

No.

 

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3 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

...no

........

Keldeo's special form?

5 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Centre can be empty, doesnt have to be but can. 

Good to know, so it's not limited by that.

The rest of my responses are me reacting to your review of mons, so I'll just put it here:

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9 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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Ignoring that i took these mid fight. Bustle is always good. 

Shinx is an okay Pokémon, Having decent Attack and Speed and moderate everything else. Sequence boosts the power of Electric types in a radius. Spark is just electric quick attack that does less damage the 2nd time onwards. 

Why does Spark disappoint?

I like Shinx too, oof.

10 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Ej1dxwfa o

Forretress is without a doubt the worst Pokémon in the game, because of 1 simple thing, it's move.

Gyro ball is, uh not very good. See the thing about Gyro Ball is that it deals extra damage to foes that are faster than the user. The problem with Gyro Ball is that it has practically 0 base Power, and the move ignores the users Sttack during calculations. This means that despite having a rather impressive Attack stat, Forretress cannot use it. effectively the only things this move can hurt are glass speedsters. Additionally the move pushes the user forward 1 tile, as long as the target is on the same altitude as the user. 

Gyro ball effectively reduces the things that Forretress can do to sitting on banners to stall. However, since the attack moves the user forward, Forretress has to leave the banner to do it's 1 damage. Compare this to Pineco, who can use Bug Bite to munch on the enemies items while in the same position. Let that sink in. EVOLVING Pineco makes it worse in every way. 

The reason the Bottom 3 (Rhyperior £rd, Jigglypuff 2nd and Forretress !st) are the worst is because they are actively worse than their previous forms. (igglybuff is still trash, but it as pound which is better than doubleslap) evolving makes these Pokémon DIRECT DOWNGRADES to their previous forms.  

Anyhow back to this stuff. 

So they did him dirty, ooof.

Gyro ball's formula doesn't really work for the stats in this game, that's one issue, at least it can be a literal wall?

Also, at least Wigglytuff exists, the other two are screwed (get to fix abilities but not change moves, how unfortunate)

11 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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Abra evolves. 

Holy moly I'm actually really liking the expressions in this game for once.

Good job Kadabra.

12 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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Powerful, fast and with a good move to boot! Kadabra is a force to be reckoned with. Also, have a Gardevoir/Gallade comparison. 

Looking forward to Alakazam.

Innate Regen, range, power and speed, this is legit class cannon here.

12 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Uwaidhno o

Charizard is a low move flier, with great stats and a good move. Flamethrower is Hydro Pump, but it can burn. Charizard is excellent at what it does but it's movement can be annoying. 

So Charizard doesn't get Fire Blast?

That and having the same move as fliers in FEH aside, Charizard seems alright.

Thanks to how terrain is, I can see why it's move is troubling.

13 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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Conkeldurr has a lot of Attack. Superpower is 1 range Brave bird but with Attack over move. 

I'm peeved it has more move than Charizard. And not even that it has that much move.

So it can do what Foretress does better in it's ability, Superpower is probably powerful on it's own-

>That Attack stat.

13 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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Beartic isn't amazing, having low movement and Speed, but it's Attack and Move are quite decent so it's still decent enough. Icicle Crash is basically a strong ember that can cause flinching, 

Wasn't Ember at 1 range? And you know, not dropping an icicle on someone?

And that pose is kinda goofy, like it's cheering in the stadium.

13 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

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Scrafty has Defense and thats just about it really. It's Attack and HP are okay but its Speed isn't. High Jump Kick moves the user forward one tile, but if they fail to land their hit they take a chunk of damage.

Still better tank than Foretress stat wise.

Sure that typing, but still.

14 minutes ago, Pengaius said:

Ajnfquav o

Luxio is a more Powerful, but less bulky Flaaffy. That is all. 

I mean, more Power, right?

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