Train Mafia Round 1

[General Spoon]

Oh, by the way. Train Mafia II has officially left the planning stage. Now I need to make accounts on a separate forum, make role PMs, randomize the distribution of the roles, and then send the role PMs to the correct accounts. Then I can open sign-ups about a week before I plan to start.

[General Spoon]

Day 7 Begins

[General Spoon]

Bump.

[General Spoon]

Night 7 Begins

[General Spoon]

Day 8 Begins

[General Spoon]

You can expect me to end this phase maybe...9:00 PM CST? I don't really know, since I have my graduation ceremony in an hour. And after that I have my graduation reception until 7:00 PM CST. And then if anything is going on tonight, I might go and do that.

[General Spoon]

Night 8 Begins

[General Spoon]

Day 9 Begins

[Deliriyum]

oh no I died!

[General Spoon]

If there are more approvals for ending this day phase early than there are objections to it, I will end it in 2 hours.

[General Spoon]

Nothing at all will be interpreted as approval.

[Ether]

VERBAL APPROVAL

[Fayt Zelpher]

I approve.

EDIT: See below.

Edited May 31, 2010 by Fayt Zelpher

[Tables]

Well, all but 2 people have voted for the same person, and 1 of those who hasn't voted is the person being voted against. So, I'd say end it. (I know I'm dead, but does that matter?)

Edited May 31, 2010 by I Eat Tables

[Fayt Zelpher]

If there are more approvals for ending this day phase early than there are objections to it, I will end it in 2 hours.

See Tables's comment. Can you end the phase now?

[Balcerzak]

Oh, sorry, didn't pay attention to this here. Day can end whenever.

[riariadne]

Day can end whenever.

[General Spoon]

Okay, I'll end the phase now then I guess.

[General Spoon]

THE TOWN WINS!

Here is the player list. Just matchup the numbers.

1. BarbadosRaccoon (Andrew Jackson)

2. GiantBeaver (Jonas Salk)

3. SeaMink (Nostradamus)

4. ThicktailChub (Raye Penber)

5. JamaicanMonkey (Santa Claus)

6. IrishElk (???)

7. WhollyMammoth (Larry the Cucumber)

8. Huia (Neil Armstrong)

9. Camelops (Mother Teresa)

10. GreatAuk (Polonius)

11. Mononykus (OJ Simpson)

12. MauritianDuck (Soapy Smith)

13. Quagga (Tom Nook)

14. Archelon (Bill Gates)

15. Teratornis (Shopkeeper in LA)

16. PassengerPigeon (Tingle)

17. Platecarpus (Arthur Dent)

18. SaladoShiner (Charles M. Schulz)

19. Dodo (Fuck Yeah Seaking!)

20. GullIslandVole (Dan Quayle)

21. Allosaurus (Franz Ferdinand)

22. Dinictis (Mr. Potato Head)

23. Archaeopteryx (Spy Fox)

1. Crysta X

2. WeaponsofMassConstruction X

3. Balcerzak X

4. Fayt Zelpher X

5. BK-201 X

6. Trompe le Monde X

7. Core X

8. Dracohon X

9. Rhythm X -Snike

10. Raymond X

11. Bizz X

12. Lux Aeterna X

13. CATS X

14. EmeraldFox X

15. Life X

16. The Dragonslayer X

17. I Eat Tables X

18. JB25 X

19. Ether X

20. Hikarusa X

21. Lightning X

22. Ninji X

23. Ulki X

Here are all the role PMs.

Dear BarbadosRaccoon,

You are Andrew Jackson, the Vigilante.

You are the seventh President of the United States, and arguably the most badass of them all. The Trail of Tears? Your doing. That guy who tried to assassinate you? You beat him up with your cane until your aides restrained you. That Dickinson guy you dueled? You let him shoot you, and only after taking the bullet did you shoot him ending his life. But now your trip on this train is being made unpleasant by this group of rabble rousers.

So you've decided to take actions into your own hands so that you can relax, and you're going to use your famed dueling skills to get the job done. At night, you may send a PM to me entitled “NIGHT x – Dueling USER” As you are one of the most famed duelists ever, your opponent will lose, killing them.

You are in possession of the GUN. The gun takes a BULLET to fire and kill someone.

You are also in possession of a BULLET. BULLETS are not used up if the doctor prevents your kill. You receive more BULLETS at certain stations.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“One man with courage makes a majority.”

Dear GiantBeaver,

You are Jonas Salk, the Doctor.

You're the guy that made the first safe polio vaccine. This was fantastically great news. The news was so fantastic, that within minutes of the declaration that your vaccine worked, that the rest of the day basically become a holiday in the United States. You then refused the patent the vaccine, further endearing yourself to the public. But you don't like the lack of privacy you now have, so you are taking a train to The Hundred Acre Wood. Of course, there just has to be this group of people looking to kill others.

At night, you may send a PM to me entitled “NIGHT x – Protecting USER” As you are a doctor who knows his stuff, you will save this person's life, no matter how banged up he is.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.”

Dear SeaMink,

You are Nostradamus, the Oracle.

Some say you predicted a lot of shit. Like Hitler rising to power. And the September 11th attacks on the Twin Towers. And George W. Bush being elected President of the United States. But there are people who say that your prophecies are so vague that they they could refer to many things. Regardless, stuff has been attributed to you. And just as you predicted, you are now traveling to The Hundred Acre Wood.

At night, you may send a PM to me entitled “NIGHT x – Write prophecy about USER” If you are killed that night or during the following day phase, the user you have selected and his whole role PM will be publicly revealed.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.”

Dear ThicktailChub,

You are Raye Penber, the Tracker.

As far as shadowing people goes, you're pretty good. No human has ever noticed that you're following them. However, when it comes to figuring out the guilt or innocence of the person that you tailed, you're at a complete loss. You're actually an FBI agent sent here to conduct an investigation. Just don't go showing that FBI ID to anybody.

At night, you may send a PM to me entitled “NIGHT x – Following USER” You will follow that person through the night, and know who he visited, and will prepare this information into a report that you will read once the morning comes.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“Light Yagami, son of chief Yagami, no grounds for suspicion.”

Dear JamaicanMonkey,

You are Santa Claus, the Cop.

You're the overweight guy at the top of the world that every little kid loves. Its a sweet gig. Your elves build toys for 364 days of the year, and you only have to work for 1 night all year. All you need to do is deliver presents to every kid in the world during that night. Granted, you do an awful lot of work during that night, but you get cookies and milk while on the job. But lately you've been overburdened and overworked, so you've decided to take a vacation to The Hundred Acre Wood. Thankfully, your detailed list of people in general will come in handy.

During the night, you may send a PM to me entitled “NIGHT x – Checking USER on list” You will then look up that person on Santa's List. As it is a very long list, it will take you all night to find the person you're looking for. At the end of the night, you will know that person's role PM.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“Ho ho ho!”

Dear IrishElk,

You are ???, the Townie.

You've been the butt of jokes for years now. This is understandable, given that you live in a toilet. You love to pop your hand out of the toilet late at night and demand paper. Anyone in the restroom at this time is, understandably, surprised by the fact that a hand just popped out of the toilet demanding paper. But such is life for you. Recently you've taken up residence inside of one of the restrooms in this train. But then these goons came along, and they don't give you paper. This, of course, does not put you on their team.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“Pa-Pa-Pa-Paper, please!”

Dear WhollyMammoth,

You are Larry the Cucumber, the Townie.

Teaching children the word of God is what you were created to do. And you do a good job of it. You're the co-host of the show Veggie Tales. You also have your own bit on it called “Silly Songs with Larry,” and you sing songs about your hairbrush and water buffalo and other subject matter. You were going to The Hundred Acre Wood to teach children there the word of God when you learned about the mafia that is killing off the passengers.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“I love my lips!”

Dear Huia,

You are Neil Armstrong, the Tourist.

You have gone were very few other men have gone. The Moon. Sure, other people have visited places like Paris and the Sydney Opera House, but you've been to the Moon. The Moon is a mindblowing place where you can jump high and collect Moon rocks and stuff. Nothing on Earth can compare to that experience. Though you have been told that The Hundred Acre Wood comes close. Unfortunately, people are dying around you.

At night, you may send a PM to me entitled “NIGHT x – Photographing USER” You will use up a DISPOSABLE CAMERA to take a photo of the person. The photograph will take all night to develop. Once morning comes, you will be able to determine the person's role PM.

You are in possession of a DISPOSABLE CAMERA. Taking a picture uses up the DISPOSABLE CAMERA. You can get more DISPOSABLE CAMERAS at certain stations. You can only hold 1 DISPOSABLE CAMERA at a time.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”

Dear Camelops,

You are Mother Teresa, the Old Lady.

You are pretty much one of the best people to ever live. You helped the poor, sick, orphaned and dying for like 45 years. Yeah, you've done a lot of humanitarian work. In fact, you're on your way to The Hundred Acre Wood because you've heard a rumor that there's an orphaned boy there who lives with a bear. Because these are dangerous times, you've learned how to knit bulletproof vests.

If you have KNITTING SUPPLIES during the day, you will automatically knit a BULLETPROOF VEST from them that day, using up the KNITTING SUPPLIES. At night, you may send a PM to me entitled “NIGHT x - Giving humanitarian aid to USER” If you have a BULLETPROOF VEST, that person will receive the BULLETPROOF VEST at the end of the night. You may give the BULLETPROOF VEST to yourself. A person can have a max of 1 BULLETPROOF VEST. A BULLETPROOF VEST prevents one night kill from killing a player.

You have 1 KNITTING SUPPLIES. You automatically knit them into a BULLETPROOF VEST during the day. You can get more KNITTING SUPPLIES at certain stations.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.”

Dear GreatAuk,

You are Polonius, the Townie.

You are the father of Ophelia and Laertes. You're also a humongous ass-kisser. You just love sucking up to the royalty. You also love words, and can be something of a windbag. You love to meddle in the affairs of...basically everyone. And you find all of this fun. You're journeying to The Hundred Acre Wood because the Kind of Denmark wants somebody to go there, and this is a great way to suck up to him.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“O, I am slain!”

POLONIUS IS MILLER

Dear GreatAuk,

You are Polonius, the Hooker.

You are the father of Ophelia and Laertes. You're also a humongous ass-kisser. You just love sucking up to the royalty. You also love words, and can be something of a windbag. You love to meddle in the affairs of...basically everyone. And you find all of this fun. And allying yourself with the mafia is an excellent way to do all of these things.

At night, you may send a PM to me entitled “NIGHT x – Speaking to USER” You will go and talk to that player during the night. You will take so long talking to them that by the time you are finished, the night will be over, and that person will have been unable to do anything during the night.

You are allied with The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club. You win if The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club wins.

“O, I am slain!”

Dear Mononykus, [the stuff in brackets only shows up on investigation, this player doesn't see it]

You are OJ Simpson, the Townie [Thanatologist].

You are a controversial figure. You've been charged with murder in criminal court, and acquitted. You then had a wrongful death suit filed against you in civil court, and were convicted. This confused a great deal of people who don't understand the difference between “beyond a reasonable doubt” and “preponderance of evidence.” You're now going to The Hundred Acre Wood to confuse some more people.

[You always seem to be near death. As such, you visit everybody who dies during the night.]

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“I did not have anything to do with these murders. Ever.”

Dear MauritianDuck,

You are Jefferson Randolph Smith II, the Engineer.

You are better know as “Soapy Smith.” You are a con artist and gangster who was a major part of organized crime in Denver, Colorado; Creede, Colorado; and Skagway, Alaska. Between your famous “Prize Soap Racket” and other cons, you're pretty good at conning people. The law enforcement won't stop you, since you basically bribe all of them, along with politicians. You are now looking to expand into The Hundred Acre Wood.

You do not visit at night in order to kill, so if you are tracked, you will be shown to visit nobody. In addition, if you are investigated by the cop or the tourist, the following role PM will be shown to them.

Dear MauritianDuck,

You are Billy Mays, the Townie.

You are the best pitchman ever. Your booming voice and your face are well know. And you've gained a reputation for selling quality stuff. Like OxiClean. You and infomercials are almost synonymous. You're currently going to The Hundred Acre Wood to sell OxiClean to people living there.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“Hi, Billy Mays here for...”

During the night, you may send a PM to me entitled “NIGHT x – Adjusting speed” You will then need to put the following information into the PM. If the train is going to STOP or go TWICE AS FAST, and if the train's speed will change DURING THIS NIGHT or DURING THE DAY. The train's speed can only change once every 3 phases.

During the night, you may a PM to me entitled “NIGHT x – Killing USER” That person will be killed by the mafia during the night.

You are allied with The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club. You win if The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club wins.

“My God, don't shoot!”

Dear Quagga,

You are Tom Nook, the Conductor.

You've established a monopoly on just every all the goods in many, many towns. You also run a successful loan business, in which you lure new residents into town and saddle them with a large amount of debt, without waiting for their consent. You just do it. You've also broken several child labor laws. You are always out to make a quick Bell, and so you're looking to open a branch in The Hundred Acre Wood, and you don't really care what means you use to get it done.

If the Engineer dies, you will gain the ability to change the train's speed.

You are allied with The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club. You win if The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club wins.

“And don't think that you can dillydally just because I'm not watching you.”

Dear Archelon,

You are Bill Gates, the Hooker.

You're a rich man. You made that company of yours, Microsoft, what it is today. You've done a lot to make Personal Computers mainstream. And you made a shitload of money doing it. But they're still more money out there, and you're going to start making some money in The Hundred Acre Wood.

At night, you may send a PM to me entitled “NIGHT x – Spamming USER's inbox” That person will have their inbox spammed that night, and as a result, will be unable to perform any actions that night.

You are allied with The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club. You win if The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club wins.

“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.”

Dear Teratornis,

You are The Shopkeeper in Link's Awakening, the Silencer.

You own a monopoly on Koholint Island, since your shop is basically the only place that stuff can be bought. And you know how to abuse this. You jack the prices up on the items that Link absolutely needs to complete his quest to ridiculous amounts. Sure, he can steal them. But the moment he sets foot in your shop again you'll blast him to death with a bolt of magic.

Speaking of that bolt of magic, its a pretty nifty thing. At night, you may send to me a PM entitled “NIGHT x – Silence USER with threat” That player will then receive a PM informing them that they have been silenced today, and may not speak or vote in the main thread under penalty of death. If the player chooses to speak or vote in the main thread anyways, you will automatically blast them to death with magic.

You are allied with The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club. You win if The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club wins.

“I wasn't kidding when I said pay! Now you'll pay the ultimate price!!”

Dear PassengerPigeon,

You are Tingle, The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club Goon.

You are the only person who can decipher the Triforce Charts. So what do you do? Do you do it for free, or at least inexpensively? Nope, you charge an arm and a leg for it every time you decipher one. Oh, you also keep some slaves, and are obsessed with becoming a fairy.

You are allied with The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club. You win if The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club wins.

“Tingle, Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah!”

Dear Platecarpus,

You are Arthur Dent, the Townie.

You were saved by Ford Prefect moments before the Earth was destroyed. That's all well and good, but then you had to listen to Vogon poetry, which is the third worst in the universe. And then some other stuff has happened, but you've grown used to the lack of sense things make. You've also learned how to fly.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“Ford, there is an infinite number of monkeys outside, who wants to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they have worked out.”

Dear SaladoShiner,

You are Charles M. Schulz, the Townie.

You're the dude who wrote the Peanuts comic strips. They're pretty neat things. There's Charlie Brown, and Snoopy, and Linus, and Lucy, and the rest of the gang. A lot of people have read one of your comic strips at least once. Lately, you've decided that moving to a more rural area would help you to do your work, which is why you are now traveling to The Hundred Acre Wood.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”

Dear Dodo,

You are Fuck Yeah Seaking!, the Townie.

You are one of the most successful forced memes ever to grace the Internet. You usually seek to create disaster and cause mayhem, and are then seen quoting your catchphrase “FUCK YEAH!” in support of your destructive behavior.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“FUCK YEAH SEAKING!”

Dear GullIslandVole,

You are Dan Quayle, the Townie.

You were the 44th Vice-President of the United States. You were basically a nobody before George H.W. Bush picked you as his running mate. And then he got elected, and so you became Vice-President. The trouble is that you're the type of person that made people pray at night that nothing happened to the President, because then you would become President. You have a habit of saying humorous things.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”

Dear Allosaurus,

You are Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the Townie.

Your death at the hands of a Serbian national sparked World War I. As a result of that, millions of people died. And as a result of World War I, World War II happened, and many more millions of people died. And as a result of World War II, the Cold War happened. But you're alive now for whatever reason.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“What is the good of your speeches? I come to Sarajevo on a visit, and I get bombs thrown at me. It is outrageous.”

Dear Dinictis,

You are Mr. Potato Head, the Townie.

You are a highly customizable toy. You can have various arm and feet put onto you. Along with different eyes and noses. And hats and glasses. And your unused pieces can be stored inside of you. You can also have stuff like a mustache.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“Did you all take Stupid Pills this morning?”

Dear Archaeopteryx,

You are Spy Fox, the Townie.

Never a dull day in your life. Over the course of your career, you've saved people around the world from having to use goat milk instead of cow milk. You've also stopped a rampaging dogbot, and have saved the Ozone Layer. And you have some neat gadgets too. You also seem to encounter a certain bear over and over again.

You are allied with the town. You win if the town wins.

“A spy without a gadget is like a shopping cart without a broken wheel.”

[WeaponsofMassConstruction]

Anyone notice anything different about my role pm?

[General Spoon]

I plan to have a better summary of the game next game, just so you know.

[General Spoon]

Yeah, I should have specified in your role PM that you couldn't protect yourself, so that's my mistake for forgetting that. Though I know you would have removed that line anyways, and I wouldn't mind that.

[riariadne]

FUCK YEAH SEAKING

I give you props for that role. Also Billy Mays.

[General Spoon]

Oh yeah. You guys can look at the mafia's private board now if you want.

[Zanarkin]

Cool game, wished i could have been part of it for more time though.