Pride

well they do have a lot of personal massagers.... (what gimme coordinates im fixin to blast that spot off the face of the earth)

what if the item for sale is definitive proof (not that it exists lol) that i may not be as pure as i appear

bruh even by the flawed scale that is BMI youre doing alright at 5'5 135 are you sure youre not being a little too self-conscious? come on treat yoself

but why i was only going to say bed bath and beyond yknow, im a fiend about those sales always gonna beat you to the last one on the shelf

thank u thank u we're here all week only in be- they do dont they

unbelievable i take 366 showers a year, im like a walking advertisement for smelling AMAZING you got that right o great one

not accusations so much as first hand experience.... what reason do you have not to believe me youve seen me and know me to have a pure maiden's radiance great lewdy maybe

im purer than the driven snow, ma'am innocent in the ways of the world im not one of those new-age forward types unlike some people

less about the speed more about the surprisingly POWERFUL nature hidden by your demeanor maybe i should join oldman in calling you lewdy ↑this sentence is not related to my previous statement↑

piccolo's instructor was a woman who appeared meek but was actually some kind of speed demon who lives on the edge much like someone i know

w-what is even that second one is it because piccolo's driving instructor is you in the db-verse

Definitely downing a party size bag of sweet maui onion potato chips and calling it lunch. It's not going to cost me my teenage figure yet, but you know what they say the road to ruin is paved with poor dietary choices

I cuss if I like you, and I cuss if I don't like you. If I'm not cursing around you it's because I haven't made up my mind which box you go in. I should curb my usage though, it's distorting my natural eloquence. But people seem to understand a string of expletives easier than anything, so it's hard to cut back.

They're evangelicals tonton, they'll tell you purgatory is just a meme.

Man, last night the house across the street was blasting some obnoxious I'M FUCKIN YO BITCH kinda hip hop and now they're pumping some cheesy christian buttrock worship songs. What side are these people on ?

ouch that was almost as cold as your hands

Truly, Letoose's tastes are the most impeccable. After all, she prefers moi, all day every day. Also Kaiki is great Mak, how could you find such a character annoying?

Her parents aren't trying to make up for anything. Not to shit on them, but they completely failed to do something about Lettuce's obvious deterioration in hobbies, interests, and motivation. Short of offhandedly suggesting she just go out and do stuff and trying to shove pills on her, anyway. They failed to understand their daughter, and their constant focus on her perception/treatment of them makes their approach abrasive and is the reason Lettuce is so uncomfortable around them. I'm not counting on them being better parents, but hopefully they can manage to be supportive in whatever ways they can. oh by the by hello again fellows i greatly enjoyed my trip to FOREST ZONE aka virginia lovely place with at least one lovely person

HEY FUN FACT LETTUCE WILL ROB YOU BLIND IN UNO HER CUTESY ACT IS JUST A FRONT, THE WOMAN IS A SHARK

its... P-E-R-F-E-C-T

i can try but only if youre the floor

theres nothing anime about me, im too AMERICAN for any comparison to those japanimations acacia seemed to get it without a word from me so sure my lips are sealed

composition of lettuce: 65% oxygen/18.5% carbon/9.5% hydrogen/3.2% nitrogen/1.5% calcium/0.4% potassium/0.3% sulfur/0.2% chlorine/0.1% magnesium and 100% anime valid advice but impossible for her to follow through on she enjoys being teased 2much, thats why this works so well

well, when the subject is so easy to tease... even a man of discipline like moi behaves uncharacteristically blame your natural charms