Dragoncat

That actually kinda works.

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Mortal but unable to feel pain by unnatural means. WYR battle somebody on a Pokemon video game or with the Pokemon TCG?

Troubled history but hopeful future. WYR live in a world with giant titan things, or live in a world that IS a giant titan thing? So basically Shadow of the Colossus or Attack on Titan vs Xenoblade.

That chicken wing light thing that controlled the hands. If Adam and Eve got into a couple fight, would it be the first ever world war?

Depends on the "world" in question. The proper way to make mac and cheese is...

Gharnef. Only I'd summon a nice dragon. WYR be locked in a room with Garon or Jedah?

Smell the color nine. Yeah. You can't understand math. The proper way to go on an adventure is...

I guess because whatever makes opioids so effective against really bad pain can't be replicated otherwise, or no way has been found to do so yet. When did "ass" start not meaning "donkey"?

Beat somebody at the same game that's my age. WYR be the water police or the fashion police?

Crumple it up and throw it at people. The proper way to play Rock Paper Scissors is...

Maybe. But a lot of people have been on the internet since they were your age so...idk. Has anybody made a Zelda themed Jackass parody? "I'm Link and welcome to Jackass." And I mean an actual video.

57. Make that PTSD meetings for everybody. And Snake is not allowed to bring alcohol to said PTSD meetings. 58. In fact, lock up the alcohol and keep it away from the as before mentioned claw gloved spirit. He's about to lose his spirit privileges. Last time he got into the alcohol he urinated in public and shouted about how he was going to find his mecha and join forces with whatever was behind that attack if he didn't get some respect around here as he was dragged away by the hub police. 59. Link, Ike, and Marth are in charge of daily patrols of the perimeter and they are to report to Master Hand IMMEDIATELY if they see anything suspicious coming from land, air, or water.

51. Warp star training will be held every Tuesday at 2 pm and taught by Kirby. 52. Warp star training is for learning to save yourself in a crisis if one shall happen again and only that. Have races and stunt contests on your own time. 53. Ignore the spirit with the claw bladed gloves, hes salty about being in his weaker puny form this time around. And don't let him near Shulk or the Monado.

A vaccine for the zombie virus. Good luck giving the zombies shots and living to tell about it though... The proper way to play Pokemon Conquest is...

Quoting lines from Monty Python. Bite your thumb at them and fart in their general direction. The proper way to order your food at McDonalds is...

Good question, I thought it was decent. Speaking of King of the Hill, is it true that Bobby isn't really Hank's son, but Bill's?

OH GOD I meant humans. That would be a major sicko. But on the other hand, sexual harassment is just verbal basically? Most of the time? So...yeah. Not as bad as what they could be doing. Photo of me doing an iconic pose. WYR let the Jehovah's Witnesses into your home or listen to Westboro Baptist Church preach for an hour?

WAAAAAAA 49. Shulk why in the name of all that's holy did you not say anything at that vision? Did Reyn's come to Jesus meeting in the Ether Mines teach you nothing? Oh wait you're a spirit currently...I'll ask when Kirby saves you.

Yell out random numbers when the other person is counting. "1, 2..." "50! 27! 103!" The proper way to study for a math test is...

Kill the necromancer and go back to my grave because I'm not dealing with this shit. There's a bear in your front yard!

Be a hobbit and go to Isengard first. The proper way to freak out the cashier at the store is...

I read a story about a lady who claimed she was sexually involved with a ghost so...maybe. What would a Maury, Dr. Phil, and Judge Judy crossover TV show be like?