Dragoncat

Okay, you do what you need to do! Hang in there!

By making sure the worst aspects of your personality come to the surface. The proper way to crash a wedding party is...

Grumpy Cat

Spinach Rag is mean but funny.

I haven't heard of that one but it sounds really stupid like the rest of them, yeah. Why do they call it a bachelor's degree? Is it mostly held by single men?

Maybe? But Switch hacking isn't easy by any means. NINJAS I have a lot! I'll go with the Percy Jackson series though. Was Dr Seuss ever an actual doctor?

Send in the FoUS (Felines of Unusual Sizes) Why do I always wake up when it's still dark?

To be a unicycle riding vampire witch from the future. The proper way to run a forum RP is...

Maybe. Why do cats show people their buttholes?

accidental post

6/10. I've had to throw stuff in the microwave before because I took it out of the oven too early, so I could use this if I just learned what temperature it had to be before it was done. Not rated higher because I'd have to do some work still. Magical powers based on crystals, if you're born with a crystallized body part you can use magic. Guess the obscure video game, win a cookie.

People started complaining that their houses were blowing up and the post office had to start using drones. And then people's pet dragons would attack the drones because dragons are a common pet in this universe. So now the post office delivers mail like they do in this universe. In an alternate universe where water is pink...

Spinny spinny! The proper way to teach a puppy not to poop on the carpet is...

Percy Jackson. WYR have an airplane or a helicopter?

Drag tea bags through mud puddles. The proper way to do a sidequest on a video game is...

Maybe they named it after the My Little Pony character. Nice pretty cat. I was bitten by a turtle as a kid, can I still drink orange juice?

We may have to have a tie breaker...although I believe a few still haven't voted.

Haggle with the GameStop employees. Offer to buy them lunch. The proper way to commute to work is...

Someone who never shuts up, chances are I'm that way myself sometimes. WYR play a really bad video game or watch a really bad movie?