Dragoncat

Somebody somewhere thought a bidet was a water fountain lol.

The thunderbird and the jackalope. And chupacabra.

Well that would be annoying but it could be worse I guess. It could not flush at all.

Reminds me of this.

A hot dog? Why does Garreg Mach have noble/commoner dorm divisions instead of male/female?

I thought it looked more like ram horns? I think Rhea's horns are different?

What can I say except you're welcome.

Even Slither Dark Cult? Ohhh nooooo lol. Funny thing is that Solon's can fit Tomas too which is probably the point.

Those are great. I feel Flayn had no choice in that shirt lol.

This is hilarious because I actually had a "what if" thought regarding male Byleth telling Hanneman "My manhood is not fit for mortal eyes to view now"

Sounds more like Cyril. Catherine would have Rosie the Riveter "We can do it!" Jeralt: "This guy needs a beer"

If it sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard. Who was Sariel, and why does the Death Knight have her scythe?

Can the switch be modded yet though? I mean I have heard of BotW mods but like how safe is it.

My uncle works at Nintendo so I got this straight from the source. An upcoming DLC will add unique T shirts for each character! Only one image has been done so far but I have the full list in text form. Byleth(male): "No you're right, let's do it the dumbest way possible because it's easier for you" Byleth(female): "Is whatever this is almost over?" Claude: "Sarcastic comment loading please wait" Hilda: "I get enough exercise just pushing my luck" Lysithea: "Boy do I hate being right all the time" Raphael: "Destroyer of pizza buffets" Ignatz: "Nerd" Lorenz: "Very stable genius" Leonie: "Beast mode on" Marianne: "Can I pet your dog?" Dimitri: "What the fresh hell is this?" Dedue: "I'm not shy I just don't like you" Sylvain: "Keep laughing this is your girlfriend's shirt" Felix: "All damn day" Ashe: "Good vibes only" Mercedes: "Close enough to perfect" Ingrid: "I am destined for success! The cookie told me so" Annette: "Go shawty it's sherbet day" Edelgard: "Legal tip: demand a trial by combat" Hubert: "See you in hell" Bernadetta: "I want to go home" Linhardt: "Whatever can go wrong will go wrong" Dorothea: "Dearly beloved" Ferdinand: "I really do care, don't you?" Caspar: "This is pretty much my final form" Petra: "The night is dark and full of terrors" Nothing for faculty yet, but I totally expect Alois to have something to do with dad jokes.

For some reason I thought her name was Peach. Wonder where I got that.

Because if you invest too much in something that flops you become broke. Why does putting your phone in airplane mode not turn it into a drone?

Maybe. Is it rude to fart when someone's crying?

Poop it out. WYR turn into a mouse every time you sneeze or turn into a bird every time you fart?

One time I pooped on a picture of Corrin.

Dimitri is German and Claude is French. Also @DragonFlames @Karimlan every time I see Edelwiess I think of this.

Cheeto sheds, if Peach is anything like him, XRay could just brush her and keep the fur that comes out naturally.

The companies that do these scam ads would fit the other definition of asshole too. They are spewing shit and they stink and they're gross.

Googling that is giving me 3H vibes. Y is for yelling.

Make a joke nobody gets. I do that all the time anyway. WYR have downstairs neighbors who play loud music all the time or upstairs neighbors who vacumm at 3 am?