Dragoncat

Explain how Soren lost his fins and make him a strong swimmer and you've got a deal. What if when you butt dial somebody, it's your butt wanting to talk to its butt friends?

Caught Thales parked outside the hardware store! Making additions to Shambhala?

Mosquitoes for sure.

Because. What if we all wake up tomorrow and this is a simulation and we are all in the Matrix?

That's not a dinosaur. Would 3H benefit from having both Byleths present as twins like Astral Chain does?

Garreg Mach Restrooms. The shit here can either be holy, or something the church would want to bury and never see again. It's holy when Rhea does it. And maybe Seteth.

YAAASSSS.

@KnightOfNohr This is some glorious shitpost where is it from?

Basically this. Chloey, you probably don't realize this. But it is very annoying and discouraging. And it is making the contest unenjoyable.

Shitpostia.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/21/us/area-51-alienstock.html This is a thing.

An eagle because Merica. WYR grow another head or loose your head (but still live)?

Spear. Weapon triangle, bitches. WYR listen to God Shattering Star or Twilight of the Gods?

Cat or owl. Why does nobody suspect the Spanish Inquisition?

I GOT A ROCK

The act was not described. It is not smut.

"I can't wait to meet my alien GF at Shambhala 51" - Sylvain Youtube comment. Not mine.

Can we not pairing shame, please? It's literally no different than any fic with Corrin or Robin being paired with someone. Saying Byleth is "unnecessary", well, maybe there are other pairings, but removing Byleth from this story would result in no story. You can dislike a character, but I feel that this is being rude.

Be your luck they actually enjoy that kind of punishment.