Dragoncat

No, I'm not allergic thankfully. The pain already went down.

Boars are male pigs though, so it'd be Sow Queen, which doesn't sound as cool. Sorry Felix. You're Sour Puss if you're gonna play that game. ...Although that does mean I'll be hunting and Dimitri will always eat first. Not as bad as the sex only lasting a minute and happening every half hour when I'm in heat though. In other news a wasp stung my neck right outside my apartment. Lovely. -_-

Lol. I just googled "female farm dog names" and the first on the list was Daisy. So that, if the dog is female.

She was going down a rabbit hole arranged by a mad hatter.

Edel is not Alm's dog, I assume he'd give his dog a farm dog name. Dimitri is totally a big kitty though.

Hey you know what good point. Maybe the sympathy was banning Alice from the monastery instead of attacking her. Regardless I wanted to punch her as soon as she showed up. Ana has been feeding me updates on this since it was a concept, she actually had the idea before the prompt and it turned out to fit well.

1: But would the robots be able to reproduce with humans? If riding humans stops, then yeah. 2: The doggo now has a crest and pure white fur.

Honey mustard.

Only if you summon the Nine Tailed Fox. Do you have any snurples?

No wolfgirls?

Update: I will be the Lion Queen. *puts on tiara* Please snuggle afterwards Dimitri

Lorenz: With all due respect, Claude, what on Fodlan are you eating? Claude: Beanie Weenies. Lorenz: Excuse me? Claude: They're popular where my dad's from. Want a try? Lorenz: No. -_-

You do punnett squares until you're blue in the face.

Locomotion

Umm. Is that really supposed to be Holst? Looks female...

Double post like a rebel. All joking aside...I don't drive so take what I say with a grain of salt. Let's talk about the interactions going on up there. Dimitri: Are you doing blood magic in the bathtub AGAIN? Thales: Maybe. Alm: Either of you seen my dog?

Found On Road Dead Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention ... the Assembly line for the automobile ... changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."Ford thinks about it, and says, "I want to hang out with God Himself." So the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God.Ford asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?"God asks, "What do you mean?""Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:1. There's too much front-end protrusion.2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.3. Maintenance is extremely high.4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing.5. Every 28 days it leaks fluid and is rendered out of service.6. The rear end wobbles too much.7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.8. The headlights are usually too small.9. Fuel consumption is outrageous."Hummmm," replies God, "hold on a minute."God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time, the computer prints out a report and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."

XENOBLADE. How many growly one eyed lions does it take to KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM?

Did you know once Russia kept getting fake members of their royal family and all of them were named Dimitri?

TRACTOR YEEHAW

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