Dragoncat

My debit card.

Beaver trap.

I read this as Sothis is Gir, like from Invader Zim.

Nuns, one of them might be Byleth's mom and I want to meet her and chat with her, she seems cool. WYR be the oldest of 10 siblings or the youngest of 10 siblings?

9999999999999999999999999999, If coffee makes you poop and pop makes you burp, what does tea make you do?

Why is she called "emperor" ingame though? It bugs me.

Going a day without saying she's a burden.

Because Java means coffee. HTML does not mean anything fun. Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

Hold a fart in. Although if it's a big concert, what's the harm? Nobody's gonna hear it. WYR live in Africa or Russia?

I hope not.

Sorry for double post but this is FFtF... He's a yandere? *shot for making terrible joke*

WYR call an ambulance the wee woo wagon or a healymobile?

That's what I wonder. Also this is coming from the family who built an indoor ski resort in the middle of the desert with oil money complete with fake snow and only they can use it. Just putting that out there.

Well yeah he's human I guess?

Machop.

I don't know, maybe? Why would anybody want to make frogs gay?

Stanky boi.

So she has a skill where she does more damage if she's hurt?

A pound of feathers because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds. I gave a presentation in school once and the teacher's first comment afterward was "You kept pronouncing genre wrong". Oog. Why are there no barbies with pink hair?

RIP. Goth pyromaniac who's horny for a princess leaves note for said princess' enemies that tells them where to find Area 51.

Shulk's favorite movie is The Matrix and one time his roommate in Smash Hub, Link, thought it would be cool to try the Monado and Shulk could try the Master Sword. As anybody with Xenoblade knowledge knows, the Monado will berserk you if you're not its chosen wielder and if you can somehow avoid berserk status, it will zap you, and if you ignore that, you will puke blood. This is all stuff that actually happened to Reyn and Dunban. Long story short the TV is now destroyed and Shulk is eating cold pizza with a grumpy look on his face because now he can't watch his movie. #SmashHeadcanons Oh, and Shulk + Master Sword would have been less chaotic. He wouldn't even be able to lift it, it's like Thor's hammer or the Sword in the Stone.