Iced

Normally, I'd play Khergit, but I'm Nord in my current game (Diplomacy mod is pretty awesome.) usually I don't like to use mixed armies, but the Swadian Knights are tearing me apart. Spears should theoretically be good against cavalry, but I’m skeptical of the ability of M&B's AI to use a shield wall.

White peace? SOUL! congratulations! you are now my vassal! I will not accept no for an answer, you can have a castle on the border! Also Ferret, are Rhodock Spearmen any good in M&B?

A kangaroo scrotum bag in a touristy shop. Bet you can't beat that one!

So there isn't a civil war? thank god for that.

Lumi, You can be my vassal if you end this nonsense. This is a civil war, go away, you can invade later. I'll give you and your region relative autonomy if you pledge allegiance to me. Also, I approve of this name change!

THIS CALLS FOR A CIVIL WAR! Furetchen, I trust you are still loyal to true lord of these lands? Otherwise, I hope your not too attached to your head.

what the hell.......... who revived this? Regardless, Glory To Nova Iceia! I shall be expecting you all to return to active duty immediately! And yes we are totally using the Prussian flag, it's awesome.

Because I already own it, and Invisible war isn't that great (I didn't actually mind it, but it's nowhere near the original)

I was being dramatic, my Empire was more like Kosovo, a tiny little state yelling at everyone, proclaiming it's independence while all the country's around it just ignore it or outright deny the fact that it exists. couldn't you just install it on a flash drive or something?

Well, I seem to remember you replying to posts from many pages ago........ My empire was like Rome, we carved a swath of conquest and grandeur though the barbarian stupidity of FFTF. but alas, eventually we fell, mainly because we failed to consolidate anything, including manpower. Our impact on general life in the forest is reason enough that Imperium need not to be Reborn. You really should, why can't you at the moment?

I said I'm back a few pages ago, as well as remarking how boring this thread continues to be. but thanks anyway LB, don't expect me to be particularly active though.

It's also the name of a big rock on the river Rhine, near St. Goarshausen, Germany

Does anyone else feel the Sarranids are kind of underpowered at the moment? All of the other factions have some sort of specialty (well except for the Khergits but thats only because the AI has no idea how to use Horse Archers) but the Sarranids just seem to chill in their desert and not do much in my games. Swadia make up for it by being ridiculously good at everything else once they get men at arms/Infantary.

That is sort of how I play (except the hud bit, that's just silly) it's very difficult at the start (you get captured.....a lot) but once you get a good force together it gets much easier very quickly.

I like M&B's multiplayer :( still, nothing compares to my army consisting nearly entirely of khergit Lancers in single player. Crossbowmen and footmen are kept in garrison for when I need them. M&B does get boring quickly once you are the most powerful lord in existence :(

Thats pretty awesome Amelia, looks like fun. Why exactly were you going? also: I'm back bitches and this thread is still boring as ever.

What is your problem with Branson? there are sooo many worse people.

That is the correct way to pronounce it.

my teacher and classmates are perhaps the worst I could ask for when it comes to actually learning stuff. The teacher talkes reeeeaaaalllly slowly and is incredibly boring to listen to, and there is one clown in the class who is always talking about shit or doing something really stupid. I can't learn becase he's just too fun to argue with :/ I had my chem and phys exam today. luckily I studied a lot and learnt pretty much everything I was supposed to learn in a semester. I would have failed otherwise, and I really like science.

Sexy~ Although, how is she meant to get her feet into those leg-boot things?

err, no it's not. I'm struggling to see the connection.

I'm sorry, I've got exams on at the moment so I haven't exactly had much time. I'll try to get every order in on time from now on, but if you want to sub me I understand.

********** that night Cornelius had a strange dream, He saw the mountainous regions east of Thrace prospering, but the forts flew only Roman flags. Scipio took this to be sign from his gods. He now knew what his goal was The only response was a loud groan when a servant came in the room bearing more papers, but as luck would have it the only things being brought where what Scipio had requested, a list of the men currently serving in the army and navy and the reply to the letters he sent out yesterday. The royal army and navy are horrifyingly undermanned; the training of extra regiments is commissioned in both Thrace and Morea. We cannot afford any ships at the moment unfortunately. There is never a boring moment in Rome as a Neapolitan messenger comes running frantically into the city demanding to see the Emperor. We couldn’t betray our new-found ally, accepting was the only option. The state of the war is as follows’: Our side has a considerably larger army than them, but it is unlikely that Rome will ever be directly involved in the conflict. I spoke way too soon, how the bloody hell did the Scottish get into the Mediterranean anyway? Regardless, you can see that that regiment I commissioned has finished their training so at least we have some defence, they will not survive without reinforcements however. With that in mind 3000 men are forced onto the boats which set sail for Greece. But not all news is sour as news reaches that the army has managed to free Morea of the vile Scotsman. Scipio slumped over the papers; his orders had managed to avert disaster, but only just. The problem of the Navy had only been made worse and Constantinople had but a trivial garrison. Still progress was progress he thought to himself, He had gained some allies, improved the army and most importantly of all proved him a capable governor. Sleep had almost claimed him when a messenger came in. "Sir, Emperor Palaiologos wishes to inform you that you have exactly three years to dramatically improve our position or, and I quote "it's back to the noose with you." The only response was a mumbled grunt before the man started speaking again. "The Emperor also requires to know what your goals are for the future." Again the answer was mumbled "to get rid of those damn Arabs and Scots" The messenger accepting this and left the would be conqueror to his sleep. ********** STATE OF THE EMPIRE AND THE WORLD (soon the be the same thing) [spoiler= Surrounding areas] Large icons indicate fleets while small ones are armies. [spoiler= World] Shows the Borders of every country Feel free to reply or give criticism, I appreciate it more than you think.

I already sent my disband orders

Stupid Australian internet......