I'll start.
1. I'm a pirate in the internet.
2. I'm asian and proficient with computers. Generic and nerdy...
3. I have a quiet, soft, somewhat high voice. No one can hear me half the time.
4. I'm a bit maso. (Which is creepy by itself)
5. I play pokemon.
6. I can't hum on tune. I sound retarded.
7. The average person can't comprehend my IRL vocabulary range. People dont understand what I say sometimes.
8. I walk superfast. No one can keep up with me to socialize with me when I am headed somewhere.
9. Long Hair <3 (I like long hair both on me and women. Sometimes makes it look like I'm a lesbo girl)
10. I wear the same 4 jackets all year. Normal people have multiple types of outfits.