OH EM GEE, how did I miss this? Oh yeah. I wasn't here. Damn. Can we make a rule that all new members have to alert me 30 minutes in advance before making an Intro Topic, so everyone doesn't post before me? D:
Anyway, welcome to the forest, blah blah blah. Have a nice stay, yadda yadda yadda. Don't pretend to be god, etc etc etc.