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Drawing on my knowledge of Chinese...
if you see the character 者(denotes "person that is ______" the blank is described by the preceding characters) or the character "兵" (soldier) or "士" (user...or maybe the -shi from "bushi") then you can safely say they're generic.
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New wallpaper....
Because British uniforms are obviously too sexy to resist.
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Shogun 2: Total War
Ashigaru peasants are cheap, but they suck!
Samurai are godly, but they're too expensive.
My research and weapon upgrades make peasants both cheap AND awesome!
The point of the Sengoku Jidai was about samurai and shit, but DAMN, these peasants are godly when used correctly.
Spam peasants.
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I just want a lord who doesn't wield swords/lances/axes,
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I so wish I can put the Fall of the Samurai music in this thread....
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Before I head into a FE game I research these following things:
Average Stats
How to recruit the max amount of characters
Locations of hidden items
Locations of drops
General effect of stats
Otherwise if I go in blind I'll have a face like that chap's in my avatar.
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Yes and yes. I play the way i want. Use who i want and when. That sort of thing.
This.
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I'll leave this defeat music here.
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Um.... -sees all these posts-
Umm....
I'll take foot soldiers since I'm primarily an infantry commander in my other non-FE games. Poor beggars.
I like holding the line.
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I'm having trouble deciding between a few wallpapers.
Think you can help me guys?
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Gaaah I have fallen ill.
More level ups in the wasteland! Yes, when everyone is injured, sometimes a quick drive around the place can fix health problems.
Dr. Integ levels up his medical expertise, feeling satisfied at the amount of pwnage he can deliver with his trusty hunting rifle.
Kefka raises his lockpicking skills.
The squad laughs at beastlords getting stung by flies.
Ciaran levels up big guns, although there aren't any big guns lying around.
Strider raises his sneaking and bartering. Maybe next time he can raise his small guns skill a bit.
SPECIAL ENCOUNTER - Brother's Grimm
Kefka: 2 super mutants.
Ciaran: Purge the monstrosities!
Skitarii: Hold up, one's wounded. They might not be hostile.
Integrity: My medical experience tells me that they're siblings.
Strider: Considering that they all look alike, well-played.
Skitarii: Speak quickly. I've got 5 guns and a knife pointed at your head.
Joe: My bro Jim stepped on a landmine and now he's fucked up. Yeah I mean I don't wanna kill you so think you can help a brah in need, brah?
Integrity: This might hurt a bit.
Joe: Yo this is totally cool, you Brotherhood dudes aren't all that bad....well the others will shoot our asses first but maybe we'll check you guys out. The Master was wrong.
Skitarii: The Master?
Strider: Oh shit...isn't the Master....
Ciaran:
He was the bad guy of Fallout 1.
Jim: DURR HURR
Next stop: Mardin.
Skitarii: That is one hell of a patrol. Let's take up positions first.
Integrity: Let's check on what intel has to say....
Skitarii: Alright, we'll make our way through the least defended area and go down the secret entrance.
Kefka: We're low on 7.62 ammunition.
Integrity: Hand me an uzi then.
Vault Boy: Golly jee, I'll have to use this here pistol then!
Ciaran: Well, good bye AK-47, hello automatic shotgun.
Beastlord: HEY YOU!
Skitarii: On my mark, FIRE!
Also, when I mouse over people while Ciaran is selected, I can see what weapons they're carrying and the exact amount of their hit points.
Strider: I suppose this Colt will come in handy. BLAM.
BOOM
Ciaran: What is that guy carrying...I MUST HAVE THAT GUN.
Kefka: Headshot.
CIaran: WHAT BE THIS. It's like a shotgun with the range of a assault rifle on single fire mode.
Kefka: let's see who's faster, my bullet or your blade.
Strider: YAAAAAH
Strider lost.
Skitarii: Good thing we're going the other way. I don't want to take on these guys, especially now that most of us are using inferior weapons because nobody is selling the 7.62 mm bullets...
Ciaran: Talk about lightly-guarded, reliable intel is reliable.
Kefka: Give the word when you're ready.
SKitarii: Swwaaaarrrrrrrrrmmmm! Change to burst fire if your weapon allows it!
Strider: Die, you fly-toting barbarians!
WHIRR
AAAH
WHIRR
DAMN THESE PESKY INTESTINES
MY MAGIC KNOWS NO DEFEAT
Strider: Well my magic comes in the form of powered chainblades!
WHIRR
Vault Boy: Golly gee, there's the underground entrance!
Ciaran: Ooh, stimpacks.
Skitarii: Brothers, charge!
RATATATATATA
Integrity: Careful not to step in the green shit.
Ciaran: I hate bugs.
Integrity: Oh shit, RADSCORPION!
Skitarii: Ciaran, you take the front. That shotgun of yours is causing too much friendly fire.
Strider: I shall lead the way for this path!
Integrity: Mo-fuggin scorpion poison hurts like a bitch.
Ciaran: What's the point of making a room if it's empty!?
Skitarii: So we don't fight in an empty hallway.
Ciaran: Speaking of hallways....
Skitarii: This is more like a corridor.
Integrity: FUCK YOU SCORPION.
RATATATATA
Skitarii: You know, bugs don't make for a very efficient security force.
Strider: Let's see what I can find here....
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I like the idea of firearms except I don't think they should take the units strength into consideration instead it should be based on skill for example might of gun is 4 gun unit has 7 skill unit has an atk of 11
I'd say that I think they should be like Crossbows with lower Hit and no effective bonus against fliers but higher Might.
Good points. Might as well push FE ahead by like....50 years, heheh.
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It doesn't have to be something from real life. The firearm could be an experimental weapon with magic. Could be magic in a gun form which could use some kind of materialised magic.
That works too. Conferring magical-based attacks to people who otherwise would not be able to learn from tomes for any reason. Good one.
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Honestly, the first firearms were less effective than other weapons. They just took almost no training to use.
Why am I thinking of an Est type character armed with the experimental weapon of the day?
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Ｉ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｌｏｖｅ ｔｏ ｓｅｅ ｍｏｒｅ ｐｌａｙａｂｌｅ ｂａｌｌｉｓｔｉｃａｎｓ ｏｒ ｎｅｗ ａｒｔｉｌｌｅｒｙ ｕｎｉｔｓ．
YES. Gimme cannoneers. MWAHAHAHAHA.
What I'd like to see is not so much new classes, but more like a rebranding of the classes aka different fighting style, but same use.
Myrmidons --> Fencer/Duelists
Assassins --> Ninjas
Soldiers --> Pikeman/Hoplites
Nomads/Rangers/Horse Archers --> Samurai (because samurai originally came about as mounted archers)
Archers -> Arbalesters
etc...
Also I'd like to see the introduction of Firearms, but before people rage on this statement just make it like a physically ranged equivalent of axes. And why won't gunpowder be OP? Because it never really was in real life when you talk about the context of individual battles. Not even in Sengoku Rance. I'm not talking about modern day ones, just early, shitty firearms like "hand cannons" aka a tube attached to a stick or even a musket would be nice.
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lol locker rooms.
<---mfw The last time I was in one somebody tossed a used, filled condom in my direction.
Shit was definitely NOT cash.
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The squad makes its way back to Bunker Beta, partying all the way in the hummer and dissing Deathclaws like bosses.
Ciaran: HOME SWEET HOME!
Skitarii: Oh hey, ghouls in the bunker!
Integrity: Barnaby is probably pissed as fucked right now.
Strider finds 2 metal armors in the supply guy's inventory. He buys them. Also note that he now totes a pistol.
Vault Boy: Golly gee, look what I found!
Kefka: An M1 Garand. I can use it well, however its particular ammunition is extremely rare.....
Skitarii: Oh hey, you're the new ghoul here, huh?
Bradley: Yes, I saw your heroics and I knew I had to join up. I hope we can fight together.
Skitarii: Sorry we got Kefka already.
Also note that Skitarii and Integrity are wearing the iron armor because they're more valuable than Ciaran. Ciaran did get Skitarii's upgraded Leather Armor though.
Skitarii then proceeds to use his 10 Luck to win all of Bradley's inventory.
Patches: Hi, I'm a zombie who is falling apart.
Skitarii: Hey Kefka, you won't end up like this guy right?
Kefka: I take good care of my body.
Disdainful Guard: What comes after Ghouls in the brotherhood? Super Mutants.
Skitarii: No shit, you just spoiled the storyline you fuck.
Paladin Solo: Yo. I'm the leader of Talon Squad and I love this job.
Skitarii: You told me nothing, go away.
Barnaby: We know the Beastlords' lair is in Mardin. Fucking cannibals, wipe them al out please but try to find out how the hell they control Deathclaws. Actualy, why don't YOU learn to control Deathclaws?
Integrity: Weren't you all up in our shit for letting ghouls in? Why do you support Deathclaws, who are even less human than ghouls?
Barnaby: KILL THE MUTANT, BURN THE HERETIC, PURGE THE UNCLEAN
At Bunker Alpha.......
Tommy: Ohhey I'm the new guy.
Skitarii: I'm so lucky your whole fucking inventory and med supplies belong to me.
Next stop, MARDIN.
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I like sashimi.
I like rain,
Everyday I'm shufflin.
I like dubstep and Skrillex.
I like Kpop.
Hate hipsters.
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BLAM!
Skitarii: I didn't give the order to fire! We're not in position yet!
Integrity: It's one of the fucking ghouls!
Vault Boy: Golly, they sure look very very angry!
Integrity and Kefka manage to get into position. Meanwhile, one of the ghouls walks out of his sandbag area for some reason.
Integrity: Looks like we're finished with wave 1.
Impetuous Ghoul: I'll give you *such* a pinch!
Integrity: If I miss that fucking baby one more time....
Skitarii: They're not coming. Get their attention.
They take a few steps when suddenly an adult Deathclaw appears.
Ciaran: Oh...OH SHIT!
Impetuous Ghoul: To understand life, you must fuck death...in the gallbladder.
Strider: Indeed. The weak point is the gallbladder.
The familiar "whiiiirr" screech of his ripper could be heard.
With two quick slashes, Strider downs the Deathclaw and a nearby baby.
Unfortunately, the philosophic ghoul died.
yet another baby deathclaw appears.
Ciaran: How many more of them are there?!
Strider proceeds to taunt the babies, playing on their childish tempers before tearing their throats apart with his RIPPER.
As the last enemy had its guts spilled across the ground, the ghouls celebrated.
Ghoul: Nobody was this nice before to us...especially you pure bloods...
Skitarii: I did it for the exp. General Barnaby is NOT gonna like this...
Strider: You alright, Gorgi?
Gorgi: Combat requires total concentration. Kill that guy before talking to me again.
Strider: Oh okay.
SLASH
Gorgi: Thanks for the help, now I'm gonna talk to my brother.
More cheers came from the ghouls. As cheerful as raspy, smoky voices can get.
Elliot, who happens to look exactly like kefka: We're forever in your debt...if you want we can join your Brotherhood.
Skitarii: Sweeeet. I really hope Barnaby is okay with this.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, TIME TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CITY
Through the long way. Of course.
Gen. Barnaby: Good job. Few hostages died but that's cool. Apparently the Beastlords are cannibals and we fucking hate humanitarians. Kill them all.
Also, you saved the ghouls and now these mutant abominations are asking to join the brotherhood. Fuck you. Why would you let us be tainted?
Skitarii: (off the record) Ghouls are humans too.
Meanwhile, random encounter funny moments....
Skitarii level up! Points to doctor.
I gave a pistol to Strider since I believe I've got enough money to buy him enough batteries to power his ripper.
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Strider level UP. Putting points in sneak to compensate for the loss from wearing iron armor.
Skitarii: We've finished taking position behind sandbags. Lure them, Strider.
Strider smirks and runs up to taunt the beastlords.
Strider: Hey you humanitarians! COME AT ME !
Strider: Hm, another Deathclaw.....should i take it on on my own or run back to my squad? HMMM.
It works. Every single time.
Before luring the Deathclaw however, Skitarii goes to talk to the mayor to see if he can get more info out her.
Mayor: The power generator is rigged with explosives! And hostages!
Skitarii: We saved them already.
Mayor: Please save my daughter, don't tick off the Deathclaws and they might kill her before you do anything!
Skitarii: Been there, done that.
Mayor: Well..umm...there's a secret passageway that leads from the town hall to the barracks!
Skitarii: Coo.
Strider: I KILLED YOUR MATE! COME AT ME!
Skitarii: OPEN FIIIIIIRREEEEE!
RATATATATATA BLAM BLAM RTATATATTAT
This deathclaw went down much quicker than the previous one.
Skitarii talks to the daughter again, just in case she wasn't done talking yet.
Daughter: Oh yeah, save the ghouls please?
Kefka: Commander, do it.
Skitarii: Alright, we'll save the ghouls, but first we must get on the mayor's good side. Let's try saving that Felix hero guy.
Skitarii: Aha! Why didn't I find this sooner?
Skitarii: What the fucking skulls?
INTEGRITY LEVEL UP
Points into Big Guns.
Strider thought he could sneak past two beastlords. He was wrong.
Beastlord: THE MISTS BECKON TO YOU!
Strider: The only mist you're seeing is your own pink mist!
WHIIIIIIRRRRR
Integrity: Look what I found. An awesome MP38. For you, skitarii.
CIARAN LEVEL UP
Points to big guns.
Ciaran: Nice, even more ammo and first aid kits for us.
The squad emerges from the tunnel, relieved that nobody was smart enough to keep watch over the ladder.
Skitarii: Let's do it.
Skitarii and Vault boy leaped to action, squeezing their triggers. Ciaran switched to semi auto mode so he won't hit his allies on accident.
Vault Boy: Golly gee, look at the size of those massas!
Skitarii: Massa...?
Ciaran: I see the switch for the alarm. Gonna turn it off.
CLICK
Strider: Good night, sweet prince.
SLICE
The squad then took up positions and waited for the baby deathclaws to charge in.
WHIIIIIRRRRR
BLAM BLAM
Ciaran: Hey look, an automatic shotgun! Maybe I can ditch my AK-47....
And right after that, another baby deathclaw rushed in and mauled poor Ciaran's arm, breaking in.
Ciaran: AARRGGH FUUUCK!!!! He switched to firing his AK-47 from his left hand, killing the beast.
Skitarii: Can you still fight, Ciaran?
Ciaran: Hell fucking yes, they're going to ugh...pay.
The squad prepared to meet the Beastlords roof. However...
Skitarii: Fuck, they shot Felix already!
Beastlord Commander: You want to fiiiight?! I WIL STRIP THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES! THIS TOWN IS MINE!!!
Skitarii: Those fuckers in the towers are packing heat! OW!
BLAM BLAM BLAM
Strider: Why are they all shooting me!?
Sparks and bits of metal armor flew off from Strider while Kefka and Integrity tried to snipe the tower guards.
I will never see the village again...
Skitarii: Hmph. Savage scum.
BLAM.
Ciaran: Never underestimate my left hand. It has built up strength from countless hours of-----
Skitarii: CENSORED
BLAM
Integrity: Argh! How did I not see him!?
BLAM
Kefka: Got him.
Skitarii: Objective failed here. Let's head to the Ghoul Quarter.
The squad noticed that the sun was setting as they made their way to Ghoul Quarter, the ghetto for the partially dead.
Apparently they wanted help in the form of killing all those Beastlords and their Deathclaws across the street.
Skitarii: Take up positions. We'll have the ghouls helping us but no fooling around, got it?
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Hello all. Finally got around to playing Fallout Tactics. Well, the story is a bit disconnected because I accidentally deleted some of the screenshots.
So, quick summary before you continue reading.
We gotta save the town of Quincy, or more specifically, the mayor from Beastlords, which are like humans who somehow have formed a relationship with the animals of the wasteland.. After some running around we got into the house that the mayor is being held hostage in and are preparing to rescue her....
Skitarii: DO IT, STRIDER!
Strider jumps from the shadows. The armor he wears is heavy and clumsy, yet his movements are agile and graceful. Unfortunately, the Beastlord commander had already sounded the alarm.
Strider: Die bitch!
SHANK
Strider: Skit! The alarm has been sound!
Skitarii: Yeah no shit, it's blaring loud! Squad, get up the upper floor and prepare to shoot anyone who climbs up the stairs!
Strider: Wouldn't they climb the ladders like i did too?
Skitarii: That's what you're there for!
Kefka: Enemy targets spotted to the north. Moving into position.
Integrity: These guys are poor shots.
Level up for Vault Boy. Bonus ranged damage is a must.
Skitarii loots the beastlord commander and finds a key.
Skitarii: Must be the key to the mayor's room.
He proceeds to unlock the door whilst Integrity and Kefka take out beastlords from the building across the street.
PHOTOBUCKET WHY YOU RESIZE MY SHIT
Mayor: Thanks for saving me, but your hostages are in another building! I know you brotherhood peeps want our shit, so how about this? you save 3 more groups of hostages and we'll help you out.
You should save my daughter, some citizens, and our war hero AIGHT? Take this key to shut off that siren on the roof.
SKitarii: Well, DAMN!
Bzzzzzzt
Pipboy mission objectives updated: You only need to save the daughter.
Skitarii: Um, okay.
Skitarii proceeds to the roof, free from the sights of the Beastlords thanks to Kefka and Integrity.
-click-
Skitarii: Alright, siren off.
BLAM
Kefka: I got that one first.
Integrity: You did, but my shot was the killing one.
Skitarii: Integrity and Kefka! Continue covering our asses while we make our way to the building next to this one.
Integrity: Gotcha.
Skitarii: That sign....that should be the town hall. But before we go there....let's check out the closer buildings just to be sure.
Skitarii: Whoa, hold, hold. Not gonna take on a fucking Deathclaw right now....
Ciaran: Right...to the actual building we wanted to go....
Skitarii: Yeah yeah.
SKitarii: Hey, why are you down here?
Integrity: Ran out of targets, came down looking for more. -wide grin-
Strider: Urge to stab...RISING.
Strider checks the small home.
Strider: Clear.
The squad moves ahead and comes across a blocky building with only an entrance from the rear.
Strider: I hear a loud whirring. This might be the generator building..
Strider: Hallway clear.
Skitarii leads his rapid-fire squadmates with him for room-clearing purposes.
Ciaran: Check this out. A set of lockpicks, a toolkit, and a first aid kit.
Strider: Hallway clear.
Skitarii: Room clear. Checking the body.
Skitarii: Huh...some battery for some energy weapon. Doesn't look like it'd fit in Strider's chainsword though.
Strider: Gonna take a quick look. Damn, this is where all the civilian hostages are being kept.
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Beastlord: Hey! Who turned off the lights?!
Skitarii: Smoke 'em.
Kefka and Integrity run to position and quickly discern hostage from hostile.
Beastlord Commander: SET OFF THE EXPLOSIVES!
Skitarii: Oh heeellll no! CHAARGE!
Assault rifles blazing, Skitarii, Ciaran, and Vault Boy perforate the beastlords with ease. The whole gunfight lasted only 7 seconds.
Ciaran: -____-
Accolades from the rescued hostages aside, something smelled pretty bad.
The squad makes their way to the Town Hall.
Skitarii: Remember your training. Any hostage situation means that the entrance is heavily guarded. Strider, get up the roof and tell me what you see.
Strider: One step ahead of you.
SLIT
gurgle gurgle...
Strider: Top floor clear....surprising.
Skitarii: Before we continue, let's check the top roof.
Strider: Nothing here.
Skitarii: You think it'll be like those picture books where the daughter is in the middle with a bomb strapped to her?
Integrity: I hope things aren't that difficult.
Beastlord Guard: I smeeeelll hummaaaans.
Strider: Can't see me.
Skitarii and the others made their way down, when suddenly the guard detects Strider's presence. Instead of shooting him, he bolts for the stairs and is promptly gunned down.
Surprisingly, the beastlords inside didn't hear the commotion.
Voice: Prrisssoner, sit on my lap!
Strider: Ooh boy, I wonder what I'll get to peek at.
Strider nearly stopped breathing upon sight of a Deathclaw. He heard stories of single Deathclaws mauling whole squads of Brotherhood of Steel soldiers. Now he got to take a look at this monstrous beast. After he analyzed what he saw and regained his composure, he grinned, and his hand began to look for his Chainsword.
It didn't take long before the Deathclaw sniffed Strider out. With a great roar it spoke.
Deathclaw: Feeding time!
Integrity: Since when the fuck did Deathclaws speak!? This wasn't in the textbook!
Skitarii: LESS TALKING, MORE SHOOTING!
The beast clawed and headbutted Strider with its lethal horns. Bullets seemed to do little to it, let alone even hit it. It's reflexes were amazing.....nothing seemed to hurt it.
But then...
WHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Strider grinned in a very disturbing manner.
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Strider: I FEAR NO BEAST, FOR I AM FEAR INCARNATE. I AM MAN, THE CREATOR OF CHAINSWORDS, DEMOCRACIES, NUKA COLA, AND TOILETS. EAT SHIT AND DIE.
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Rotating teeth of the sword tore the Deathclaw asunder, its viscera splashing across the ground.
Integrity: Holy fuck. We survived.
Strider: You, are nothing.
WHIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR
Ciaran: That was....fucking amazing. Hm, nothing in the cabinet.
Skitarii and co. come across some sleeping beastlords, who somehow slept through a Deathclaw's roar.
Skitarii: Fuck 'em.
BLAM BLAM BLAM
Skitarii: All hostiles clear.
ALL OBJECTIVES COMPLETED.
Skitarii: I feel like there's more to do here. Let's not leave yet.
Ciaran: As long as you keep the ammo coming in, I'm game.
Kefka: I FEEL STRONGER.....arrgggggh. I hate you, death.
KEFKA LEVEL UP.
All points to repair.
The daughter: Gotta change my panties after this.
Skitarii: Why? Cause you JIZZED, IN, YOUR PANT(ies).
Daughter: =___=
Daughter: Thanks a lot! I thought I'd be food! Bye!
Skitarii: There's still quite a Beastlord presence in Quincy. Let's kill 'em all.
Integrity: No scope sniping, motherfuckers.
BLAM
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Getting into the Fall of the Samurai closed beta and having an advantage over others thanks to my Empire Total War experience.
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Hey interested people, you can apply to the closed beta for Fall of the Samurai.
I sent in my application.
How should the series be advertised?
in General Fire Emblem
Posted · Edited by skitarii
More like, advertise time rewinding when a tragic event occurs to show how much newbies will be restarting.
And then throw in a segment that says "NO LONGER" because there's Casual Mode.
Now THAT will attract many of my friends who are put off by perma-death in FE.