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As far as I can find, Nobunaga's Ambition is a simulation of the Sengoku Jidai. You have to build up your clan's economy and military and command battles in real time.
The crossover's trailer doesn't seem to show much....
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I'm just a bit disappointed we won't be getting massive battles like in the other nobunaga's ambition games.
I'd like to sword fight with my katana against scythers....
Or fire muskets at tauros for sport.
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Now all I need is a Pokemon: Total War
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I'm sorry.
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http://tales.namco.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=90707
I have no idea what Nobunaga's Ambition is, but it appears to be a Sengoku Jidai-era strategy game.
Prepare to conquer Japan with pokemon.
....Why the fuck does Uesugi Kenshin get Mewtwo?
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Kicking Xavier's demon ass in Sengoku Rance.
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Fuck, I uploaded to the wrong photobucket account, didn't I?
Sorry guys, guess you won't be able to see these pics until....whenever.
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Bug after bug assails the squad, but they prevail with lead and the occasional shanking.
Skitarii himself then runs out and clears room, perhaps in frustration of being morally assaulted by Dr. InTegrity.
The group splits up, leaving behind cockroach innards in their wake.
Strider: Watch the hall, I sense a presence in this room.
SHANK
Skitarii finds some rifles that look like they can be antiques.
Skitarii: Hmm...are they better than the current hunting rifles we have now? I haven't seen this type of ammo in our missions...
Integrity: Meh, these rifles are shit. Burst fire isn't my style. I like to make....a clean shot.
Boring, repetitive room-clearing continues.
Skitarii: Urgh...this is nothing....I've had worse.
Ciaran: Hmm...this seems...oh shit.
-click-
Skitarii: TAKE COVER
Ciaran: Chill out, I disarmed it.
Ciaran: Looks like the last room to search....
Ciaran: After you.
Skitarii: Nope, get in there.
Ciaran: Fuck.
Ciaran: BROTHERS! FOLLOW ME TO GLO-RETREEAAAAAT
A roach of gigantic proportions appears, and Ciaran freaks out.
Also, the door closed by itself.
Ciaran: HEEEELLLLPPP
The door opens, and Ciaran makes it out. After catching a breather, Kefka and Integrity, being back-to-back badasses, enter.
Integrity: Ciaran have you been behind the wheel too long? This shit is nothin'.
Ciaran: D:
Roach: HIIISSSSSS
SPLAT
Integrity: HRRGNNN POISON
Skitarii: RALLY SQUAD, FORWARD HO!
RATATATATA SPLAT RATATATATA
Skitarii: DIE. DIE. DIIIIIE
The Roacher explodes and splashes innards on everyone.
Integrity: Ugh, I need a shower.
Ciaran: The last fusion battery. We got them all....Skit.
Skitarii: Good, now we can get the fuck out of this forsaken place.
Integrity: And see melted tribals?
Skitarii: Look. Will you get a fucking hold of yourself? Tribals are tribals? If there was a better alternative that didn't concern our fucking lives I'd take it. But our mission is the mission and the ends justify the means.
Striders: Guys really...break it up. This is not bromancing.
Skit and Integ: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Ciaran: Daaw, what a couple.
Skitarii: I'm gonna redirect power back underground. Those brown mounds on the cliffs.....those were all turrets. These evil spirits that the tribals spoke of were all turrets....
CLANK
Skitarii: RUN! GO GO GO!
The squad makes its way to the surface.
Integrity: Oh...oh no....
OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN
Tribal 1: Why are we being punished?
Tribal 2: Save yourselves before more curses come!
Skitarii: (Really, they thought this was all just a random occurence?)
Shaman Dude: You think this was all your fault? NAH MAN, shit happens and spirits get pissed. WORD OF ME.
Integrity: No...it's our fault.
Shaman Dude: NAH MAN, WE COOL.
Whachutu Chief: OH MAN, it's all my fault. I thought the evil spirits would kill you but because I think of these evil thoughts they killed my people instead.
Strider: -rubs lazer wound-
Whachutu Chief: We're done....we're done.... oh....
MISSION COMPLETE
General Barnaby: Yo Warriors (not initiates anymore), great job. Not even Dagger Squad pwned as much as you do. Also, fuck tribals, we come first.
Integrity: (whispering) Fuck you...sir.
General Barnaby: FOR GRRRRR---RAAAAYT SCIENCE
Ciaran: Alright guys, wake up. We're back at base.
Strider: Whoa, is that the metal armor! I'm gettin' that!
Strider needs the armor, since he tends to get hurt so much. However, his sneak skill decreases as a result.
Skitarii: Looking dashing there, brother. Just don't get cocky.
Strider: Psh.
Guard: You ever kiss a ghoul?
Kefka: -deadpan- You want to try?
Guard: It was rhetorical.
General Barnaby: ALRIGHT WARRIORS. Your next mission is to go to the town of Quincy and fuck up the Beastlords there.
Skitarii: Beastlords?
Gen. Barnaby: Yes, apparently these savages can somehow control animals. Also, Deathclaws.
Ciaran: Oh HEEELLLL NOO
Skitari: What are our objectives?
Gen. Barnaby: Well, their mayor and other assorted citizens need rescuing. Also, there are ghouls in that town.
Kefka: -looks up-
Gen. Barnaby: But fuck ghouls, no matter what our elders say. Take the side of the humans if there is racial conflict.
Skitarii: Understood. -quick glance at Kefka, who says nothing-
Gen, Barnaby: Oh yeah, try not to blow up the fucking town. It has resources.
Skitarii: Alright squad, we're gonna try to make contact with the local authorities. Remember Macomb. Stay frosty, stay alert.
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EST is the bEST.
Now think of one with Integrity.
What? Thought I was dead? Nope.avi. I got caught up in finals and Sengoku Rance.
Skitarii, Ciaran, and Vault Boy continue to clear up room after room. The two snipers and Strider walk around and try to look important.
Integrity: I do wonder....what was this facility used for before the Great War?
Skitarii: No idea, but nice screen.
Skitarii: Hm, a book.
(I forgot what that book was. This screenshot was taken so long ago)
Skitarii: Hm, a locked door, finally. Kefka, do it.
Kefka: Safe unlocked.
Kefka: Oh...drugs.
If Kefka could bite his lips he would. Unfortunately, he had no lips.
Kefka: Fusion battery....get.
The squad continues through the dungeon facility, and eventually they come across an ominous switch.
Skitarii: Let's do it.
CLANK
System: Internal security systems online. Turrets online. Welcome to Preoria Storage Facility.
Ciaran: Turrets?
Integrity: Oh...fuck.
Skitarii: Door's open. Be careful. I'll take point.
-step-
SECURITY BREACH
Skitarii: LOOK OOOUUUUT
have a nice day.
BZZZZT
KACHINK
PEW PEW PEW
Skitarii: Get down! HEY, GET DOWN!
Integrity: Let's see if we can pop 'em.
Skitarii: FORWARD! Go from cover to cover or else you'll end up fucking melted!
BLAM BLAM BLAM
NO EFFECT
Vault Boy: golly jee, I can't go prone!
Skitarii: Fucking useless secret character in these scenarios! You find a place to hide, SQUAD we'll have to RUN for it when the turrets return to a passive reloading state.
The turrets have a firing phase and a cool down phase, during which they will sink underground for a short duration before opening up again.
Also, they shoot lasers, which negate our shitty armor.
Skitarii: GO GO GO!
They run.
KA CHINK
PEW PEW
Kefka: EEYAARGH
Skitarii: Oh fuck Kefka got grazed.
Kefka gets some first aid.
Strider: I shall move for-HOLY SHIT
HIIISSSS
STING
Strider: ARGH FUCKING......
Skitarii: PRESENT! OPEN FIRE!
RATATATATATA
A clusterfuck occurs for whatever reason; Ciaran gets knocked out from a pincer to the head.
Skitarii: Squad, on me! There's a huge door here.
.....
Skitarii: Dammit!
Skitarii: Vault boy since you're useless in this level you can go stand in a corner.
Vault Boy: Golly...that's not very nice!
Ciaran; Shut the fuck up, I'm killing scorpions.
Strider buries his knife in a scorpion just to show how awesome he is.
But getting overconfident, he decides to run ahead of the entire squad...
Strider: Should I take this fuck on?
Strider: Maybe not.
The scorpion is lured back to eager trigger fingers.
Strider: Oh, a fusion battery.
The squad proceeds, eventually learning not to run blindly into rooms.
And using doorways as bottlenecks for stupid bugs.
Skitarii: I'm out of ammo, switching to secondary weapon shotgun.
Strider: OH FUCK A TURRET
Strider: It...it burns! I AM ON FIRE.
Skitarii: Strider, respond!
Strider: Still alive, but my arm looks a bit melted.
Skitarii: What do you see?
Strider: A switch for something.
Skitarii: Probably for that huge door. Pull it.
Skitarii: Or not. This looks like a meeting room back at the bunker....
Ciaran: We're not alone...
Integrity: Clear out the place!
Strider: Turret ahead. Back at where we started.
Strider runs past, opens a door that was previously not opened for some reason, and steps on some small roaches.
Strider: Nice. Soft drinks.
Skitarii: Another terminal. Hackin'.
A door slides open,
The room has a few stim packs and a yellow pass key.
Ciaran explores what appears to be a storage room.
Ciaran: Let's see what I find....
The reason why I'm using Ciaran to search nowadays is because previously the room was rigged with one-hit KO explosive traps. Ciaran is the only one who can search trapped desks and such without getting blown into two pieces.
Ciaran: Hurr anyone could've spotted this trap.
Ciaran: Taking this stuff.
The squad makes their way to the big door previously encountered about 20-something screens back.
WHIIIRR
Skitarii: ALright, we're in. Here's a switch.
CLANK
Switching to external defense systems.
Integrity's good nature kicks in.
Integrity: Those are innocent natives! We're supposed to recruit them too! Skitarii, turn it back off!
Skitarii: I'd rather let a billion natives die than let 1 of us die.
Integrity: You...cold hearted fuck!
Skitarii: The Eldar way. I shamelessly admit that the Brotherhood's best interests are more important than a few natives.
Meanwhile....many pew pew sounds can be heard above as well as the gurgling cries of melting natives.
Strider: This sucks.
Kefka: ....
Skitarii: ....
Skitarii: Well....on me. The squad continues their foray deeper into the facility, albeit with heavy footsteps.
RESTRICTED ZONE
The turrets lay silent.
Skitarii: Bugs spotted. OPEN FIRE!
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Med school because I am Asian.
Assuming I get in, anyways; of course, there's always the medical schools in the Caribbean Islands which take anyone in, even party-my-ass-off-and -fail frat boys.
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Even better timing for you is the release of the Blood Pack DLC and the Hattori Clan DLC....
Seriously, why the fuck did they not release Blood Pack earlier?! It could've made my screenshots a LOT more beautiful!
AND WHY DOES IT COST $1.59 TO BUY BLOOD!? WHHAAAAAAAT!?
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JEEZ JUST WHEN I FRICKIN PUT RISE OF THE SAMURAI ON HIATUS THEY ANNOUNCE THIS:
http://blogs.sega.co...urai-announced/
FALL OF THE SAMURAI.
TOM FUCKING CRUISE?
By the way, anyone watch the Last Samurai?
Also, this trailer is fucking hilarious.
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Skitarii: Those voices are really annoying.....
Strider: Pathetic beasts, this is easier than fighting raiders.
SHANK SHANK
GROWL
Strider: What the fuck did you spray me...urgh..i don't feel so good....
Skitarii: Integrity, Kefka, do it!
Strider: hurrk....
Skitarii: Set your guns to single shot....these cockroaches aren't that tough. Conserve ammo!
Ciaran: GAH THAT THING IS AROUND THE CORNER
BLAM BLAM BLAM
GROWL
Ciaran: Fuck...get it off me....urgh...ARGH
Skitarii: Oh, didn't realize I can switch the mini-map on my pipboy to real time data feed. Haha, cockroach can't get any more dead.
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Integrity: Man, all that work in exchange for a shitty book on traps. Guess that's going to Ciaran.
Integrity: SHeesh, are we ever going to get out of this city?
Kefka: Exit shouldn't be too far away now.
Civilians: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Ciaran: Uh...a little help here?
Strider: Not gonna go up the stairs now...
Civilians: NEEEEED MEEEEDDDIIICCAAAL SUPPLLLIES
Integrity: Let's see how many I can kill!
BLAM BLAM
Kefka: Lot of runners.
Skitarii: DIE MOTHERFUCKERS
Strider: HANDS TO YOURSELVES!
Skitarii: Go go go! Outside now!
Strider: Uh Ciaran, you're taking the wrong turn!
Ciaran: My awesomeness is turning out nicely, however!
Skitarii: All these barricades, must be a trap!
Skitarii: Roof clear. Let's give those fuckers down there something to gawk at.
Skitarii: OPEN FIRE DAMMIT!
Integrity: Road clear...I think.
Ciaran: YEEEEEHAAAW
SMASH
Ciaran: GODDAMMIT
Strider: I see one last raider up here...
Raider: Time to do a little genetic weeding!
Kills self with explosive rocket
Strider: In-fucking-deed.
Strider: Looks like Christmas came early!
Skitarii: Finally! I've had enough of this shithole.
General Barnaby: GOOD JOB! THREE SQUADS HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO KILL OFF THE REMAINDER OF MACOMB'S POPULATION BECAUSE WE UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING ANNOYING THEY WERE TO YOU. Also, the rest will be enslaved.
SKITARII LEVEL UP
More Criticals Perk picked so he won't be that bad with the MP5. Rest of points go into small guns.
Skitarii: SWEET, we get to keep the hummer!
KEFKA LEVEL UP
Bonus Ranged Damage perk picked so he can be more OP than he already is.
Points go into Lockpick and Repair.
INTEGRITY LEVEL UP
Educated Perk chosen so he gets even MOAR skill points upon level up. Integrity is the Est archetype, for sure.
Skitariit hen proceeds to gamble and win an assorted amount of drugs.
NEXT MISSION TIME.
Gen. Barnaby: We need MOAR batteries. Get them from stupid tribals and don't piss them off! We can always do things PEACEFULLY.
After that, I figured out how to put ALL squad members into the hummer. Hold 'Ctrl'. FUCK. The previous mission would've been so much easier.
Skitarii: TO PREORIA or whatever the fuck that place is named.
Integrity: DRIVE BY SHOOTING YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
VROOM VROOM, BANG BANG
Skitarii: Alright squad, the tribals are friendlies. Don't piss them off. We just need to negotiate some terms with them about fusion batteries. Maybe they'll give some to us.
Chief Chevron: This Wachutu tribe. Drive away bad spirits and you can have fyushun bats.
Skitarii: Superstitious....
Skitarii then proceeds to gamble and win some stuff from the chief.
Dhal: I am shaman. Spirits are poisonous. Be careful.
Skitarii: Let's clear out the surrounding cliffs first.
Ciaran: hey, this AK-47 sure feels better in my hands than that hunting rifle!
CIARAN LEVEL UP
Awareness perk chosen....just because for missions where he is a pilot he won't be fighting.
Points go into small guns.
STRIDER LEVEL UP
Bonus Move perk chosen, just so Strider can be even faster than he already is.
Points go into Barter.
More radscorpions die to fuel the squad's hunger for experience points.
Skitarii: Okay, enough fun. Let's head down.
Skitarii: Urgh, this place is filthy!
Strider: Evil spirits? More like radscorpions and cockroaches!
Integrity: UGH, what did that thing spray into my eyes? I can't see!
Skitarii: I'll take care of you bro.
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Apologetic Librarian: Okay sorry, I got mad at you. I live here, I lost my glasses, think you can find them for me?
Strider: Fuck. This city is full of assholes.
Philip the librarian: i-I'm sorry I yelled! D:
Skitarii: Move out! The quest for glasses has begun!
Ciaran: Sweeerrrve!
-BLAM-
Ciaran: Assholes in the building, try sniping them!
Kefka: Got the exposed one.
Integrity: I got this.
BLAM
Strider: I'll get the last one... (creeps)
Raider: Oh DON't think you can sneak up on me!
Strider: SHIT. Well, OPEN UP AND SAY AH YOU FUCK
Grenade explodes
Strider: How in the fuck did you survive that!?
Raider: You'll pay for this one!
RATATATATATA
Strider: urgh, cover me, I'm running back!
Raider: RIGHT BEHIND YOU HAHA
Integrity: Taking the shot!
PEW
Strider: Civilians? Shouldn't these guys be hiding?
Hungry Peasant: WE WANT FOOD. BRETHREN, THROW YOUR ROCKS!
Strider: What the hell?
Ciaran: HOW ABOUT SOME CAR FU?
SMASH
EEEEEk
Sadist Civilian Woman: YEAH BABY YEAH
Kefka: You do not deserve to live.
Skitarii: We need to find a way to open that gate. Ciaran, hold position.
Ciaran: Aw, I don't get to run over people?
INTEGRITY LEVEL UP
Points into small guns, big guns, and doctor.
Vaultboy: Golly, w-wait up!
Kefka: Watch out. Foot soldiers on the rooftops.
Skitarii: Snipers, cover us! Advance!
Note: I'm not sure why the screenshots are showing up in different sizes.
Strider: Nobody here. i think.
Raider: Surprise!
Skitarii: Ow.. Return fire!
Raider: Urgh.
Skitarii: Strider, next time make sure it's empty.
Strider: Sorry boss.
Strider: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FOUND YOU
KNIFE
Integrity: I hate shooting civvies, but I have no choice. Fuckers have rifles for some reason.
Kefka: Mines. Get on the sidewalk if you want to live.
Skitarii: Stay away from the mines, those raiders might try to blow them up while we're close!
Strider: Trying to flank us? Not so easy when I'm here.
Skitarii: Huh, I'm actually feeling somewhat useful being able to shoot this far.
Skitarii: Vault boy, clear some buildings with me.
Skitarii: Argh, i don't think I can help myself with first aid anymore....
Skitarii: Well, the switch isn't on this side of the road...
Ciaran: Hey idiots! I think there are actually doors.
Skitarii: FUCK.
-long walk back-
Strider: SURPRISE!
Integrity: Gotcha.
BLAM
Skitarii: Let's go.
Raider: You're gonna be my bitch!
Vault Boy: Gee whiz, that is quite rude indeedy!
Kefka: Breaching now.
Skitarii: GO!
Kefka: I feel a bit weaker....and stronger. FEAR THE REAPER
Integrity: Room secure....
Ciaran: Alright, let's get this bucket of bolts movin'!
Strider: So...how'd you avoid all those mines?
Ciaran: I drove on the sidewalk.
Skitarii: Derp.
Ciaran: Raiders in the building trying to scratch me with peashooters.
Strider: Clearin' out the rooms. UGH, that green shit smells bad!
Crazy Raider: LOL MY BLOOD IS SPRAYING FAR!
Strider: Yup, you've had too much radiation.
CIARAN LEVEL UP
Points into pilot and traps.
STRIDER LEVEL UP
Points into barter and melee weapons.
KEFKA LEVEL UP
Points into small guns, except things look a bit glitchy.
Ciaran: DIE, DOGS, DIE! ROOOADDDDKIIILLLLLL!
Skitari: he's really let himself go.....
Kefka: Too slow. Too inefficient.
Skitarii: Room clear....next one.
Integrity: I found glasses!
Philip: Nice! Thanks for the glasses. Oh yeah, you look like you fucked your face up with an ice pick.
Integrity: This town is nuts.
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Photobucket's bandwidth limit can go suck it. I'm using my OTHER account.
Caligari: Hi, I'm less of a dick than Octavius. So what business shall we talk about?
Peck: Hiya. Wanna gamble?
Skitarii: Let's test my luck.
I SHALL FRANTICALLY CLICK THE GAMBLE BUTTON WHEN I HAVE NOTHING TO GIVE
Peck: How the...how the fuck!? I spent years on this collection!
Skitarii: To the victor the spoils, Brother-Mechanic-techmarine. Now...you're an honorable person, are you?
Yes. With 10 Luck and a fast finger, you can gamble and WIN items without having to bet. That's how lucky you are.
Ciaran: I get to drive I get to drive I get to drive!
Skitarii: Alright, gather around squad. Our goal is simple. Get in one piece from point a to point b with the supply vehicle.
Lone Survivor: OH GOD EVERYONE'S DEAD I AM FUCKING OFF FROM HERE. THEY BLOCKED THE STREETS AND THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!
Skitarii: Hmph. Squad, show this city how Brotherhood of Steel Warriors do their work.
Skitarii: Hey Ciaran, since you're pretty much driving you'll sit out for most of this mission. Give your hunting rifle to Integrity. Strider, hand over a AK-47 to Ciaran.
Ciaran: Awww...but hey, at least I get to sit on a warm seat unlike you suckers.
Integrity: Sweet, I've always wanted to use one of these.
Ciaran: VRRROOOOM WHEEE
Skitarii: (sighs) Anyways, Kefka and Integ, watch the roofs. This place just spells hostile. Strider and Vaultboy, on me.
Strider: I'm checking this building out.
Strider: That building's empty....I'm moving to the next.
Raider on the Roof Somewhere: HEY! It's that fucking Brotherhood caravan! SHOOT 'EM!
Strider: Shit, I've been spotted!
Skitarii: Find cover! Snipers, return fire!
RATATATATAT
Integrity: Urgh, fuck, how are they sniping with Ak-47's on auto!?
Skitarii: JUST RETURN FIRE!
Skitarii: Get off the fucking street! We're practically taking shit from all sides! Argh!
Integrity: Just fucking advance! I'll cover you!
BLAM BLAM
Integrity: One fucker spotted through the window.....
SNIPE
Skitarii: Ciaran move up!
Ciaran: Didn't need you to tell me that again!
Kefka: Strider, you can get up now.
Strider: Oh okay.
Strider: There's a switch in here, probably for the gate.
CLANK
Ciaran: Gate's open, let's push through!
Skitarii: DOGS!
Integrity: COME TO PAPA YOU FURBAGS!
-dogs explode into bloody messes-
Skitarii: ARGH, FUCK! How do they snipe with those ak-47's on full auto!? My armor is doing shit!
Seriously, what the fuck are these raiders on? They're much better at shooting than the ones in the previous level. Or maybe it's just the height advantage...
Skitarii: Kefka and Integ, you guys shoot at the fuckers on the roofs. Strider, Vault boy, follow me! We're clearing the buildings out and sweeping the roofs!
Ciaran: Did someone mention roofs? Looks like I get to blast this song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tSYUnOsrNs
Skitarii: FUCK YEA CIARAN
RATATAATA
Raider: SWEET, I GET TO DIE TO GOOD MUSIC--ARRGGGGGH
Skitarii: We cleared this roof, Get up here!
Integrity: How many have we killed so far?!
Kefka: About 10.
Kefka: Now the playing field is even. No height disadvantage for them anymore.
Skitarii: Alright, you guys provide overwatch! Assault guys, follow me to glory!
SLICE
AARGH
Strider: FINALLY. i get to kill someone.
Skitarii and co.proceed to sweep every building on the street as well as their roofs whilst Kefka and Integrity shoot off anyone who tries to hinder them.
Skitarii: Would you look at that! A bowling alley.
Strider: I've only read about these....
Vault Boy: Golly gee! I ain't see one of these ever since before the Great War!
Strider: The war...? How old are you!?
Skitarii: CLEAR THIS FUCKING PLACE OUT!
Raider: INTRUDERS! GET 'EM!
Strider: StttuurrrrrIIIIIKKEE! -SHANK-
On top of the bowling alley...
Strider: Wow. He's slow.
Strider: Gee, you're knocked out as fuck.
Integrity: hey, what's your status? You done yet?
Skitarii: Yeah, come down and move out. You too, Ciaran.
Integrity: Hey..I found a chest with keys.
Integrity: Hm, keys open the dor to a shack with a gate switch. Interesting.
CLANK
Kefka: What is that person doing over there by the gate?
Strider: Oh, shit.
Non-hostile Raider: Hey, gimme food and I'll show you where the gate key is.
Strider: Yeah we found it already.
Semi-hostile Raider: It's in a chest on the roof! Now gimme food!
Strider: Fucking told you, we FOUND THE KEY ALREADY
Hostile Raider: I KNOW YOU HAVE MOAR FOOD GIMME MOAR
Strider; SHUT THE FUCK UP
SLICE
Skitarii: This city is nuts.
Ciaran: CHAAAARGE! MY INVINCIBLE HUMMER!
Skitarii: Wait what are you-HOLY SHIT HE'S GOT A ROCKET LAUNCHER
Rocket Raider: Don't bother screaming for mercy.
BOOOOM
Ciaran: You didn't dent shit you sonnuva fuck!
Rocket Raider: What!? THE RNG IS UNFAIR!
Skitarii: Move up! Ciaran's drawing fire!
Skitarii: YEEAAAAARGGGGGGGH
RATATATATATATAT
Skitarii: I am very...urgh, unlucky today!
Strider: I got him!
And in the midst of the chaos....
CRUNCH
Integrity: OW FUCK, CIARAN GET THE FUCK OFF ME
Ciaran: Oh shi- SORRY MAN
Strider: THAT FUCKER THREW A GRENADE AT ME
Kefka: Got him...he won't trouble us.
Skitarii: MEEDDDDDIIIIC
Kefka: I will patch up the hummer. Hm, interesting, it didn't take much damage at all despite 2 direct hits from a rocket launcher.
Ciaran: That's because THE MACHINE SPIRIT PROTECTS
Skitarii: I think you need to stop reading those sacred codices....
After a short time, the squad is patched up and good to go.
CLANK
Kefka: Switch open.
Skitarii: Hold position, Ciaran. Intel states that the library has some valuable knowledge.
Skitarii: Quiet down now....not sure who...or what, is inside.
Strider: Checking it ou-what.
Pissed off, blind Librarian: YOU FUCKERS MADE ME DROP MY GLASSES. GO AWAY I ONLY HAVE BOOKS.
Strider: Calm the fuck down before I slit your throat.
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FUCK, I exceeded my bandwidth. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
My thoughts so far on the LP's characters:
Skitarii: While he comes off as the squad leader, he's really the most useless one of the bunch, in terms of kills anyways. Integrity never gets crippled in the arms so Skit's function as backup medic isn't required as of yet. He's lucky in that shots that usually 2-shot Kefka/Strider/Ciaran only chip off his HP, which makes Skit a pretty good bullet magnet although knowing Fallout, any attempt to push your luck will result in failure. He's too weak to use better assault rifles (frickin AK-47 requires 5 Str!) so unless something is done about that he's stuck with the MP5......
Integrity: Dr. InTegrity is really coming into his own as a gunman. I'm considering giving him Ciaran's hunting rifle since his small guns skill is getting better and he's got 8 Perception. Not to mention, this guy's attempts to heal usually brings anyone back to full HP (unlike Skitarii, who can't heal as well)
Ciaran: Ah, Ciaran. I mean, he's decent with his hunting rifle but he would shine even more if someone gave him a rapid-fire assault rifle since that means he can go full auto with Fast Shot provided there's plenty of ammo for him. Right now he just attempts to snipe people without aiming. It's fast, but he wastes a lot of ammo.....
Kefka: I think this guy scores the most kills out of the whole squad, although he also tends to get killed the most thanks to his pitifully low HP. Positioned correctly however, he's pretty much untouchable since he 2-shots (or 1-shots if lucky) most raiders. Can't say the same thing about the mutated animals we come across in random encounters though.... Oh yeah, he's a master at lockpicking. I hctually haven't found many chems yet (other than Mentats) so I can't really have him abuse them yet.
Strider: The other guy who scores the second most kills is Strider, who, like a honey badger, just does not give a fuck. In fact, he can probably fill the Smithsonian with the amount of fucks that he didn't give. Just charge in, knife some guy to death, and jump to the next. He's fast, he's pretty strong, and he goes down quickly if someone just so much as point a gun at him. Kamikaze is great, but well-entrenched enemies will give him hell. That's why Skit/Ciaran/Integrity are there to draw fire while Strider moves in to get the distracted enemies.
Pipboy: Not sure what to make of him, considering he's much higher-leveled than the rest of us and is equipped with a powerful assault rifle.
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Skitarii: Last raider leader. Get ready....
Raider Boss #4: COCKSUCKERS! SAVE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE GUYS FOR MAH SWEET DAISY!
Strider: THAT WHORE
After a short gunfight which was so short I couldn't even take a screenshot of....
Raider Boss #4: URGH, you fuckers, you think this was tough? HA! Wait til you go west....arggh....
Skitarii: Now we need to get outta here. Someone tell Diesoon that he can go now.
Kefka: Hm, a book on traps. You might like this-
Ciaran: GIVE IT TO ME NOW
Integrity: uh, you can go now.
Diesoon:okay, cya back home! ^-^
Integrity: Um...
Skitarii: So is Kefka onhis way?
Ciaran: Like a dead man walking.
Strider: BROFIST
Gen. Barnaby: WELL DONE. LOOKS LIKE you found a PROSTHETIC ARM. HAHA. WE don't know how to make those. Oh yeah, the scribe will be joining us.
Back to Bunker Alpha.
Strider: SAY HELLO TO MY NEW TOY, DA RIPPER.
Ciaran: It's a CHAINSWORD.
Octavius: Batteries not included.
Strider: You mean this thing needs ammo? FUUUUUCK!
Strider: Damn this shit ain't cheap.
Shauri: I'm not gonna go back D:
Strider: LOL FEMINISM
General Barnaby: Hey we're moving to Bunker Beta now.
Skitarii: Argh fuck, it's so far away.
Strider: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE DA RIPPER.
VROOM VROOM
Brahmin guts explode across the desert sand.
Strider: motherfuck, 4 swipes and I've already used 30 energy microcells.
Skitarii: Awesome weapon, but impractical. Back to the combat knife for you.
Skitarii: And just when i got familiar with Bunker Alpha's layout...
Brotherhood Junkie: DUDE YOU SURPRISED ME WANNA GAMBLE?
Strider: No, I was just wondering if you're a new, useful NPC.
General Barnaby: Oh yeah, new mission. Rescue some useless fuck at Macomb and escort the supply veh-
Ciaran: HOLY SHIT CAN I DRIVE IT?
General Barnaby: -hicle. Note that besides raiders, the surrounding peasants are poor and hungry so be careful.
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Integrity puts some points in big guns and doctor. I forgot what else.
Skitarii: I'll cover you guys. CHARGE!
Strider: HEY ASSHOLE GET OUT OF THE CORNER
Cornered Raider: I thought you had me for sure.
Strider: I do have you for sure. Good night.
SLICE
Ciaran: Hey Integ, i found some keys for a jail cell.
Integrity: Why do I always get the keys?
Voice: It must be some unknown prosthetic arm.
Integrity: By my many years of experience with human anatomy, judging by the pitch and tone of the speaker, I can deduce that he is a scientist.
Skitarii: I....i call bullshit.
Diesoon: Hi, my name is Diesoon! I thought I really was gonna die soon! Lemme out of here, you can take the technological thing you wanted. Oh yeah, can I join your Brotherhood?
Integrity: Uh sure...just try not to die.
Skitarii: (makes a tick mark on his objective list)
Ciaran: Hey, I think we can expand our line of sight here.
Kefka: I see them, but I can't shoot them for some reason. -_-
Skitarii: Alright, we need to set up some good firing positions. Strider, you sneak up and open the gate after I give the signal.
-few moments later-
Skitarii: Do it!
-gates open-
Raider: IT'S A TRAP DON'T GO
Strider: Aw, fuck.
Pipboy: GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS
Raider: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? KILL THAT FREAK OF NATURE!
Skitarii: Now's our chance! They're distracted! CHARGE!
BLAM BLAM ARGH BLAM HUUUUNNNG SHANK
Kefka: Ouch, I must withdraw.
Strider: DIE MOTHERFUCKER
BLAM
Strider: URGH
BLAM
Strider: THIS....IS NOTHING!
SHANK
Skitarii: GET UP! Stop hiding behind sandbags, coward!
Integrity: Am I supposed to hold the fucking line with a shotgun against 5 raiders!? HURRY UP!
Skitarii: Crap I'm out of 9 mm bullets! -switches to AK 47- FUCK my pitiful 4 strength isn't enough!
High Raider: I'm so high, you will never touch me!
Ciaran: I don't need to. My bullets will.
Kefka: Gate secure. What now?
Skitarii: We clear out the rest of the compound's buildings.
Strider: There's only 1 inside. I'll take him out.
BLAM
SHANK
ARRGH
Strider: Bastard.
Integrity: This should make you feel better.
Ciaran: MY TURN! I'll get their attention since I can shoot back!
Ugly Raider Girl Leader: HAHA I WILL ENSLAVE AND FUCK YOU ALL.
Ciaran: Holy fuck, TAKE COVER
Skitarii: Stay down! These fuckers are going full auto on us!
RATATATATATAT
Ciaran: (not pictured) Urgh...I need a medic...
Kefka: Got one.
Skitarii: FORWARD MY BROTHERS, TO VICTORY!
Strider: STAND ASIDE, BITCH. IMA SHOW YOU A PIMP SLAP
SLICE
Daisy: KYAAAAAAAAAA!~ <3 -dies in puddle of blood-
Skitarii: You okay?
Nanuk: You free me? Daisy do bad things to my little tribal.
Skitarii: Get the fuck away from me, I still need my little brother of steel fully functional.
Ciaran: I'm more confident now!
Skitarii: Yeah but you take too long.
Integrity: This gate's locked.
Kefka: Unlocked the shack housing the lever.
Skitarii: Nice.
Kefka: Open sesame.
Kefka: Open sesame......damn. Did not work.
Skitarii: We'll have to take the building from the top. Strider, you're up.
Strider: Gotcha. (tip toe)
Hiding Raider: GOTCHA! BLAM
Strider: I need back up!
THWACK
Kefka: Urgh..my chest....I can't breathe....
Skitarii: Kefka! D:
Ciaran: Die, you son of a bitch!
Integrity: Fucking...closed spaces...ow.
Kefka: It hurts to breathe...I...I cannot run.
Skitarii: Rest up man.....
Integrity: Damn, first aid kits can't help your wound....
Kefka: It's fine...I'l get be- look out!
BLAM!
ARGH
RATATATAT
Pipboy: Golly gee, that smarts!
Skitarii finally levels up.
Eager to catch up to Integrity, he levels up first aid and doctor.
Skitarii: Ready? CHARGE!
Integrity: EAT SHOTGUN YOU FUCK
THUNK
Integrity: Urgh... -passes out-
Skitarii: INTEG! Cover him dammit!
Miraculously, Integ gets shot but does not die.
Ciaran: hey man..wake up. Are you dead...?
Skitarii: Don't say that! The only person who's dead is Kefka.
Kefka: Again with the zombie jokes....
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My years of medical experience allow me to tell when people are siblings.
TruFax.
Word.
Skitarii: To Rock Falls! We're gonna tear these raiders a new one!
Ciaran: Lock and load!
Skitarii: Alright gather round. The white circle is where we are. Above that is the main gate, which has a shit load of raiders and I don't want the whole garrison coming down on us.
Integrity: We can circle around either side, but I'd advise taking the right side since there seems to be more cover that way.
Kefka: More cover for us, more cover for them.
Strider: That's where I come in.
Pipboy: Golly gee, what about me?
Ciaran: Just shoot things.
SKitarii: Nice grafitti.
Strider: (whispering) Seems like there's only one guy....
Enemy raider: Where are they?
Strider: Shit, they know we're around.
Strider: Alright, hurry up.
Skitarii: DOn't see me, don't see me, -kicks rock-
Raider: HEY YOU
Skitarii: FUCK
Pipboy: Ohoho, I spot one!
BLAM
MISS
Strider: HEY FOLKS COME GET ME!
Raider: NO IT'S A TRAP!
BLAM BLAM
Strider: FUCK
Raider 1: Damn, all this dog does is shit!
Raider 2: DUDE WTF ARE YOU DOING WE'RE BEING ATTACKED
Integrity: Kefka, do it.
PEW PEW
Ciaran: GOT ONE
Kefka: Someone flush that asshole out!
Strider: I'm on it.
Strider: EAT A KNIFE.
Hiding Raider: (touches gaping wound on face) Don't take this personally, but I'm gonna kill you now.
SHANK
Moving up some.
Generic Raider #5864: ROCK AND ROLL!
BLAM
Skitarii: Taking fire from the windows!
Integrity: Fucking game mechanics, I can't shoot this guy!
Integrity: Taking fire from that fucking tower!
Strider:My arm hurts....urgh
Kefka: Awkward positioning here, can't see.
Skitarii: Move up move up! We'll use the sandbags for cover!
Impatient Raider: Fuck I'm gonna get closer
Skitarii: FULL AUTO
Impatient Raider: OW (Ducks)
Pipboy: I'll finish you!
RATATATAT
Impatient Raider: (explodes)
Skitarii: Alright, found the entrance, we creep through.
Pipboy: Aw, shucks, I can't crawl!
Skitarii: Well fatty, you'll just sit tight until we open the gate.
Ciaran: MINES
Integrity: Didn't realize they're smart enough to lay them without killing themselves.
Skitarii: Ciaran, you're the trap expert here. Go disarm them.
Ciaran: Uhhh....I think I'm a bit rusty.
Skitarii: ALright squad, just....just be careful. What the fuck...
Hidden Raider: HAHA FOUND YOU!
Kefka: Let's dance.
Hidden Raiders: GET 'EM
Skitarii: Oooh shit, OPEN FIRE!
Kefka: Someone get that rifle lying in the rear!
Strider: BONZAAAAIII
Ciaran: Wait, the mines!
Strider: (Traverses through mine field without setting anything off)
Raider: NOT FAIR
Strider then proceeds to knife everyone.
Inside the compound.....
Strider: Boo!
Brahmin: Moo!? (get spooked, run outside and gets blown up by mines)
Strider: MUAHAHAAHAHAHA
Kefka: I spot one in the building. Looks like one of the leaders.
Retarded Raider Leader #1: HURR DURR I STUFF YOU DOWN PANTS
Kefka: Oh great, a retard.
Kefka: HOLY SHIT HE'S GOT GRENADES
You have no idea how much I reloaded this part since Kefka always managed to get blown in half.
Ciaran, in a stroke of brilliance, then runs around the building, gets some distance, and blows Retarded Bo's head off.
Integrity: I SHALT NOT MISS
BOOM
Integrity: I hate these small doorways. You never know what you walk into.
Strider: Raider Leader #2 spotted.
Strider: YOOHOO!
Angry Raider: IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS (punches Integrity)
Integrity: ARGH
BLAM BLAM
Skitarii: BREACHING BREACHING GO!
Raider Leader #2: You're going down like a 2-cap whore!
Strider: SUCK ON A KNIFE
Skitarii: Kefka, Ciaran, clear the area outside!
Skitarii: Stack up!
Integrity: DOWN DOGGY. >
BLAM BLAM
Strider: HURK
Skitarii: Some fucker's hitting us from a window!
Kefka: Got that one.
INTERMISSION.
LEVELING TIME.
No, Skitarii didn't level.
Don't mind the red and blue numbers, those are just results of being prone on the floor. Ciaran gets raised in the traps, small guns, and big guns.
Strider puts points into sneak and barter.
Kefka dumps all points into small guns.
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Skitarii: So here's the intel: Where we are right now, it's way heavily guarded and a frontal assault isn't the best thing to do. Shut up, Strider.
Strider: I haven't even started talking yet....
Skitarii: We'll make our way to the eastern area and meet our informant there. Then we'll secure the area, find our VIP, and get him out of here. Hoo-rah?
Ciaran: You been playing too many games on the ba-doo-doo-boo-ding-ding machine again.
Skitarii: I have high science skill. :D
BEGIN MISSION,
BLAM
Integrity: Already? o_O
Kefka: Raider down.
Skitarii: Yup, these junkies look sober today. Squad, on me. Head east.
SNIPE
HRRK
Kefka: Move up, I'll cover you.
Strider: I think I'm a lot quieter than before.
Skitarii: Alright, take a look and try not to die.
-seconds later-
Raider: YOU MISTAKE OF NATURE
Strider: OH SHIT
The 2 raiders in the back then run away, presumably to call for help.
Strider: EAT WRENCH
Raider: OW. WRENCH WENCH
Pip Boy: Golly, you sure look to be in a hurry!
BLAM
Raider: YOU AIM TO PLEASE, I SHOOT TO KILL
BLAM
ARRRGGGGH
Ciaran: Area clear.
Skitarii: There's our informant. Lemme talk to him.
Informant: >_> <_< Most of them are fucked up and drunk. Tribal's in one of the tents. That's all I know.
Skitarii: Dude, what the fuck? You just summed up our briefing in 2 sentences!
Informant: Well fuck you, tell your general to pay me more next time.
Skitarii: hey, that guy's totally wasted on the floor. 1, 2, 3!
RATTA TAT TAT
ZZZZZZ HNNNGH ZZZZZZZ.....z...z.
Raider with Spear: Ugh, I feel like hurling.
Strider: Bend over, and prepare to receive.
THONK
Raider: YOU FUCKING SISSY
THONK
Strider: Damn, these guys are OUT.
The rest of the squad manage to sneak into the building even with their pathetic sneak skills.
WTF IS THIS
BLAM BLAM BLAM
Skitarii: Looks like...someone just got....-puts on shades-....a RUDE AWAKENING.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Integrity: Keys keys keys, keys for van nuys~
Skitarii: What the hell?
Integrity: I heard one of the scribes sing that tune.
Skitarii: No, please no.
Suddenly the loudspeaker blares as a very angry man delivers a very angry tirade loaded with threats and talks about balls.
Also, someone turned the alarm on.
Skitarii: HOLY SHIT WILL YOU LOOK AT ALL OF THEM
Integrity: HOLD THE FUCKING LINE
Strider: CHAAAAARGE
Ciaran: TAKING COVER BY THE SANDBAGS
Pipboy: GOLLY GEE
Kefka: Bring it.
Kefka proceeds to 2-shot incoming raiders.
Skitarii: Strider, I think you should stay back and fend off the melee raiders....it's waaay too hot out there.
Pipboy: Wheee!
Genre Savvy Raider: HEY YOU SHOULD LEVEL UP YOUR SMALL GUNS %
After some time the assault died down. Raider bodies littered the base.
Skitarii: COUNTERATTACK TIME! COVER ME
Skitarii: SURPRISE
Integrity: Area secure, it seems.
Skitarii: Oh HEY CHIEF
Chief: Hi, I can run out anytime but since you rescued me I can say that the raider chief has many treasures.
Skitarii: YOU HEARD THE CHIEF, WE'RE GONNA KILL THE RAIDER LEADER NOW
Raider Leader aka Bill O'Reilly: YOU AIN'T GONNA GET A SECOND CHANCE
Kefka: Of course. I only need 1 chance to put you 6-foot under.
Integrity: He has treasure alright...in the form of wasteland currency.
Skitarii: Great, now we can trade with people who don't use the Brotherhood bills.
Integrity: Hey Strider, here's a Combat Knife for ya. Happy Birthday.
Strider: Asshole it's not my birthday. I've always wanted one of these. BROFIST
Skitarii: Alright, you guys stay put and shoot anyone who runs out. Integ, me, and Strider will get across using the northern entrance.
Strider: Peek-a-boo, I see you
Strider: I'm the bogeyman, heheheh....
SLIT THROAT
Moments later...
SHANK SHANK
Raider: Uh oh, am I the only one left?
Strider: Yes. Yes you are.
SWIPE
URP!
Ciaran: HEY CHIEF YOU CAN GO NOW
Tribal: Thank you. I can go make more water from wood now
Kefka: Ugh....
Skitarii: To the evac point! Move!
Gen. Barnaby: NICE WORK. YOU SAVED THE ELDER, OUR INFORMANT ISN'T DEAD, AND THERE IS AN OMINOUS NEW ENEMY TO THE WEST. ALSO WE LIKE YOU SKITARII.
Back at Bunker Alpha....
The new tribal recruits wonder in awe as technology defies all their logic.
Strider: UGH, this smells worse than Kefka!
Kefka: i'll take that.
Octavus: What am I, your paycheck?
Integrity: I'm sure you can rip other people off with these prices.
Shauri: Hi, I'm a tribal here to trade.
Integrity: I'll take that magazine. Never again...will anyone make fun of my shooting.
Tiduk: Hi I'm Tiduk. Also my sister will NOT join your order.
Integrity: Is she even your real sister? Because you two don't look related, judging by my years of medical experience.
Guard: Gawd, look at these primitives.
Skitarii: Word.
General Barnaby: AT EASE. WE FOUND A BANDIT FORTRESS AND THEY SEEM TO HAVE SOME WEIRD TECHNOLOGICAL THING. KILL THEM ALL AND GET THAT DEVICE THING.
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Previously on Fallout Tactics, our squad found themselves the big damn heroes of Brahmin Wood. Now they gotta return home to BUNKER ALPHA.
Skitarii: Oh hey, whoa, I don't remember this place being so big.
Integrity: Oh that's the quartermaster. He's a bitch.
Strider: What is this in my pocket.....ew. I think Kefka can have this.
Octavius: I'm a BUREAUCRATIC FUCK NOW SELL ME SHIT
Integrity does the bartering because he seems to have a pretty high carrying capacity and he's good-natured and has one of the highest amount of bartering skill points.
Yeoman: Hi you can add moar people to your squad here and switch them out if you wish.
Skitarii: Okay let's take a look.
Skitarii: Uh no you're too --HEY YOU LOOK LIKE CIARAN
Ciaran: WHAT MADNESS IS THIS
Strider: Dude you're weak.
Robin: D:
Scribe: I wet my bed last night.
Everyone:
Healer: Hi I'm Celsius. You can buy medical supplies from me.
Skitarii: Celsius? Nice....name?
Celsius: Yes, I was quite hot back in the day, and they knew me as the Wastedlander. I got around.
Skitarii: I'll just...take a step back.
Integrity: Wait I thought we'd get free healing since we're part of the Brotherhood.
Celsius: Sorry you didn't buy that insurance plan. Initiates aren't insurable anyways.
Integrity: FUCK
Integrity grumbles as he pays a shitload for a Doctor's Bag (used for healing crippled limbs)
General Barnaby: GOOD JOB PEOPLE. YOU ALL LIVED SOMEHOW. The bad thing is that right after you left the elder got kidnapped. NOW GO RESCUE THE FUCK.
Skitarii: I thought we secured the fuc---FAAAARGH
Gen. Barnaby: GO TO FREEPORT, TALK TO OUR INFORMANT THERE AND BE CAREFUL.
Also, Strider wields a wrench now.
Skitarii: So there's Freeport. it'll be about 3 days' travel--wait wait hold on HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
Kefka: i thought I was supposed to have drug-induced seizures.
Skitarii: THE WEST. A VOICE CALLS FROM THE WEST. WE MUST GO TO THE 25th SQUARE WEST OF BRAHMIN WOOD AND A WARRIOR SHALL JOIN US.
Ciaran: Why not? I never liked the Elder much anyways.
-cue music-
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO KILL RAIDERS, IS JUST A TEST,
TO LOOT THEM IS MY CAUSE
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND,
SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
GRINDING CANINES FOR LEVELING
THE XP THAT'S INSIDE
BROTHERHOOD
THE SQUAD AND ME, RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES
BROTHERHOOD, YOU'RE ALL MY BEST FRIENDS
IN A LAND WE MUST DEFEND
BROTHERHOOD, OOOOOH~ ONE CAUSE SO TRUE
OUR WEAPONS WILL PULL US THROUGH
YOU HEAL ME AND I HEAL YOU
BROTHERHOOOOOOOD
GOTTA SHOOT EM ALL
BROTHERH---sound of record disc abruptly stopping.
Skitarii: We're here! Oh...what the FUCK is that thing?
Thing: Gee-whilikers
Ciaran: I like this guy already.
Vaultboy (or Pipboy to some): GOLLY, but you folks sure look swell! Mind if I tag along for a whole? No? Great!
Skitarii: You sound like a fucking...cartoon mouse I used to watch as a kid.
Integrity: BRO NICE GUNS!
Vaultboy: DOHOHO! Aw shucks!
This guy's level 8. Stats are alright. He can sneak with Strider.
Strider: So your vision brought us all the way over here for this....thing?
Skitarii: I have no idea man, Kefka lent me one of his booze bottles.
Kefka: Problem?
All the fighting and journeying has toughed up the squad. Integrity levels up first thanks to all the extra experienced gained from healing his mates.
Swift Learner lets him gain exp even faster.
Now his small guns skill is better than Ciaran's and Skitarii's....for the time being.
Skitarii, being the impatient fuck that he is in-game and in real life, chooses there Here and Now perk, granting him another instant level up.
He raises his small guns, first aid, and doctor skills by quite a lot. Also raised a bit in outdoorsman to prevent unfair random encounters.
Ciaran picks Swift Learned simply because there are no vehicles to use yet (hence no need to pick Gunner). He's too far away from combat (usually) for Stonewall to be helpful (it prevents knockback)
Strider gets bonus Hand to Hand damage simply because it makes him even better at what he does.
Kefka gets Swift Learner also.
Strider then gets more Bartering, Sneaking, and Melee Weapons skill points.
Kefka increases small guns a bit, and gets training in lockpicking.
Also, killing baby deathclaws at a low level is a fun activity. They can 2-shot our characters, but since they were distracted their deaths offered ample exp.
BACK AT BUNKER ALPHA FOR RESUPPLYING
Integrity: Damn, this shit ain't cheap....
AT FREEPORT
Skitarii: Okay, the objectives our to find a way in, talk to the informant and hope he isn't compromised, find the tribal leader, and get the fuck out.
Ciaran: I hate hostage missions. Things never go as planned, if my books tell me right.
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-crickets-
Skitarii: Well looks like we'll have to go in.
Integrity: You're still not dead!?
Ciaran: I'm moving up!
BLAM
Ciaran: Oh shit moving back down
Skitarii: My turn.
YOU'RE SLOWER THAN A DEAD TURTLE
Skitarii: It's ON NOW BITCH
BLAM BLAM
Skitarii: OH SHIT RETREAT! SHIRIZOKE
Skitarii: Kefka, get my back. My luck will block bullets.
Kefka: Okay......
BLAM BLAM
Skitarii: Tango down!
Raider on Ciaran's side: WHAT? NO MY BROTHER (turns around to face Skitarii)
BLAM
Ciaran: BOOM HEADSHOT
Strider: Uh, you guys noticed that all this time a guy from across the room was shooting at you?
Skitarii: Oh. No wonder I kept flinching every few seconds. SNIPERS GET HIM
BLAM BLAM
Kefka: It is done.
Strider: THE LEADER IS MINE
Horus: YOU FUCKING COWARDS. Y U NO HIDE LIKE ME. YOU BROTHERHOOD ARE THE SAME AS US, OUT TO EXPLOIT THE TRIBALS IN THE NAME OF UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH
Mission Accomplished.
Skitarii: You hear that ring? I think we leveled up.
INTEGRITY FINDS KEYS
Integrity: Hey these keys don't open that chest.
Kefka: Allow me. LOCKPICK SUCCESSFUL.
Kefka: Only 2 stimpacks in that chest.
Integrity: Oh, so that's what these keys are for.
LEVELING TIME.
Skitarii gets better skills in healing, science, and small guns. He needs to beat Integrity one of these days.
Ciaran gets a few points in pilot and traps. The rest go to small guns and big guns, although more points are allocated to small guns because BIG GUNS DO NOT EXIST EARLY GAME.
Strider gets points in sneak.
Kefka gains points in lockpick and small guns.
Integrity puts all his points into small guns, but even then he still sucks.
Tribal Elder: Hey thanks. We send our children to you now.
Skitarii: Uh sure, I just want to get the fuck out of here. BAI
General Barnaby: Congrats, you all survived somehow. All the tribals survived....somehow. We did all this for freedom.
Skitarii: Argh fuck, how long do we have to travel to bunker alpha?
-
Made an awesome morning better.
Remind me not to write the LP at night because I found a lot of grammatical errors.....but otherwise, good to know this LP is funny.
I'm fucking awesome.
You get even more fucking awesome.
I actually finished this mission last night, but I got tired posting in between but anyways here you go.
Ciaran: OHOHOHO HUNTING RIFLE!
Skitarii: Wait...shouldn't Kefka get it since you're so trigger hap-
Ciaran: NO FUCK YOU
Ciaran eagerly runs ahead of the squad, spots some guy with a shotgun in a building, and shoots through the window.
Ciaran: WAHAHAHA THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Kefka: He has issues.
Skitarii: Doc, maybe you should take alook at him when we return to the bunker.....
Integrity: Do I look like a mental doctor to you?
Strider: Why am I the door-unlocker now?
Strider: Whoa this is some nice stuff. I think I'll take the cocktails.
Strider: Here Integrity, since you can't seem to hit shit with that gun of yours, have a shotgun.
Integrity: -_- Fuck you. CHU-CHUCK.
Skitarii: Strider, you're the sneakiest guy out of all of us. Take a look-see.
Strider: Lessee, dudes in heavy cover, dude walking around....GAH I've been spotted.
Skitarii: Tactical charge! ATTTTAAAACCCCK! FOR THE BROTHERHOOD
Will: Holy shit KILL THESE VERMIN
Bill: CHARGING US IN COVER? I've seen smarter Brahmin than YOu-_AARRGGGGGGH
Integrity: YOU WANT ME TO PUMP SOME MORE IN YOU?!
Skitarii: Uh, doc, you suck. I got the kill.
Ciaran: FUCK, MY SHOULDER
Kefka: Say hello to my leetle friend
-BLAM-
Will: OW FUCK
-BLAM-
Kefka: I don't feel so good D:
Skitarii: KEFKA GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE YOU'RE GETTING SHOT BY SHOTGUNS AND RIFLES
BLAM
Integrity: HRRRK
BLAM BLAM BLAM
Skitarii: FUCK WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
Integrity: OW OW OWWWWWWW
Ciaran: I can't see the fucker!
Kefka: Stand up and you will see.
Ciaran: OH RIGHT
Dr. Integrity whips out the first aid kit.
Integrity: Heheh, the million dollar wound. DAT ASS
Ciaran:
+++ HP
Strider: Why the fuck did that arrow tell me to stay behind?
Strider: I'll show you gun-runners how a REAL MAN FIGHTS. WATCH AND LEARN.
Raider 1: OH SHI- My perception is too low I didn't realize there is a slick fellow bearing down on me and beating me with a baseball bat.
Raider 2: Oh FU- I ran out of ammo for the shotgun and I don't want to risk shooting my pal Raider 1, therefore I will do nothing whilst this slick fellow beats him to death. Brutally.
Everyone else but Strider:
Skitarii: How the fuck?
Also, Kefka finally gets a hunting rifle.
Skitarii: Hey look, a tower. Kefka and Ciaran, get up there.
Alex: What the fu-
BLAM BLAM
Ciaran: I shot first!
Kefka: But my shot killed him.
Kefka: We will cover you.
Skitarii: Alright....Strider, get their attention.
Strider: HEY COME AT ME BRO
Raider #5467345: WHY YOU LITTLE
CLICK CLICK
Skitarii: FUCK I RAN OUT OF AMMO. INTEG SHOOT HIM
Integrity: I can't! I'm too good-natured for this!
Skitarii: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Honestly, I had no idea why Integrity didn't shoot the bastard despite having a fully-loaded shotgun.
No idea why Ciaran and Kefka didn't shoot either. Oh wait they were busy taking potshots at someone further down the map.
Integrity proceeds to take a shot in the head but survives.
Strider: Why is it falling to me to save your pitiful asses?
Skitarii: Argh, someone give me a gun with the 9mm.
The continued potshots from Ciaran and Kefka finally drop another guy.
Kefka: You are wasting bullets Ciaran; you may fire 4 times as fast I do but you hit only 1/4 of the shots.
Ciaran: I'm laying down suppressive fire dammit! D:
Strider: COME TO ME
Job: HNNNNNN
Integrity: Someone is having a heart attack. Urge to laugh....RISING
Skitarii: I'm feeling lucky. :3 (proceeds to crawl and shoot raider)
Strider: I WILL FLANK YOU
WHACK
Skitarii: I NEED TO RELOAD, INTEGRITY FINISH HIM
Integrity: OKAY, this guy's right in front of me, no way I can miss him, AMIRITE?
BLAM.
PUMP
BLAM
PUMP
BLAM
PUMP
Skitarii: DUDE WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK YOU MISSED ALL YOUR SHOTS?!
BLAM
PUMP
Strider: You FUCKING missed.
Integrity: I uh....I didn't want to hit Strider....
Strider: Since when the fuck did I care about danger close?
Kefka: That was the worst shooting I have ever seen.
Skitarii: OH SHIT WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
Skitarii: Take this, doc. I'm sure you can't miss using a scalpel.
Integrity: Relegating me to melee meatshield now, are you? -____-
Ciaran: I GOT THIS ONE
Skitarii: Ssssshhhh....
Raider 444: A typical attack from behind? You bore me to tears. Now I have to die. D:
Integrity: DIE DIE DIE.
Ciaran: RUN BACK! He's got a SMG!
BLAM.
Kefka: Beautiful splatter art.
Ciaran: DIE DIE DIE DIE HAHAHA SNIPE YOU BITCH
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
Skitarii: You're wasting precious ammo. I'm feeling lucky.
Skitarii casually walks over to the prone raider and pops one.
Skitarii: Alright, this is the last building. Their leader is inside and in heavy cover. We're going to have to take it nice and slow.
Strider: OH SHIIIII
Horus: I WILL ENSLAVE YOU ALL
Strider: I wonder if I can just throw a Molotov through the roof.
BOOM.
Let's try that again.
BOOM.
BOOM.
Strider: Well, that didn't work.
Integrity: And you made fun of me for shooting poorly.
Strider: HAHA They can't shoot me with you in the way.
SHANK
Kefka and Ciaran put rounds in the knocked out raider.
Skitarii: Hmm, let's wait a moment. Maybe they're going to run out to us.
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Another gameplay video.
Squad on squad combat?