Nightmare

"Must" is sort of near to how the word for "yoghurt" is pronounced in Farsi.

Red Fox and CGV were probably Royals too. I was just a Heron, and it took me quite some time to reach it, because I didn't spam.

That...that was...phenomenal.

Mum's the word.

Initiate story sequence.

I'm sure everyone knows that Alexander's girth is mighty.

Oh shoot, there goes my fanfic. But this IS serious! Thank you, thank you. lol I WONDER! I approved this so you can all see it because it's hilarious.

I hardly go there any more. It's too boring and really dumb at times.

I didn't expect that from Amelia, honestly. But it still made me chuckle.

Goodnight. Sweet dreams.

Aww, that's minus one worshipper. I mean, that's cool. It's best to not worship mortal men and women.

Alexander was sitting grimly at his computer desk. "My love needs fulfilment!" He shouted out to himself. Throughout the days, his days were numbered. Before the Date of Blood, he needed to fulfil his love or else he would be robbed of all love for eternity. His one love was an Asian lady, of whom not much was known. It was of such intensity, her unknown factor, that you might as well have pretended she was invisible. But not to Alexander. Alexander's love was profound and beat in his heart with vigour force. The fiery, yet gentle love in his eyes could not be compared to any other look. It was True Love, and Alexander knew of this, which is why he grew more and more eager with each passing day. He also grew anxious. What if he could not achieve his love interest's heart by the time the Date of Blood took place? The thought frightened him, which is why he ignored it and instead looked at himself in the mirror. "I am beautiful," he thought to himself. He then went on his usual routine of programming things, using the knowledge that he attained, with his newly earned degree being proof of it. A week passed... Alexander was still not successful in achieving his love interest's heart. He tried many a method, but they all failed. Then he remembered...he remembered a monster that he knows. The secret of love lied with him! With this realisation, Alexander's face beamed with joy and he made the preparations for the Date of Blood, which took place three days after. In the Date of Blood, Alexander went on stage, his glorious, curly locks of blonde hair streaming fabulously in the coloured lights, wearing a brilliant admiral coat, adorned with medals of his various achievements (the Love Medal was yet to be achieved, but he had already designated a spot for it). He went on stage and took the microphone in hand. "This one's for you...love," he said. His love interest looked at him with a disgruntled expression on her face, as she was used to his gimmicks and not expecting this last one to be any different from the others. But then, the music played and Alexander started to sing... "♪Oh I cannot explain Every time it's the same More I feel that it's real Take my heart I've been lonely too long Oh I can't be so strong Take the chance for romance Take my heart I need you so There's no time I'll ever go Cheri Cheri Lady Going through emotion Love is where you'll find it Listen to your heart Cheri Cheri Lady Living in devotion It's always like the first time Let me take a part Cheri Cheri Lady Like there's no tomorrow Take my heart, don't lose it Listen to your heart Cheri Cheri Lady To know you is to love you If you call me baby I'll be always yours I get up, I get down All my world turns around Who is right, who is wrong? I don't know I've got pain in my heart Got love in my soul Easy come but I think, easy go I need you so Although times, I move so slow Cheri Cheri Lady Going through emotion Love is where you'll find it Listen to your heart Cheri Cheri Lady Living in devotion It's always like the first time Let me take a part Cheri Cheri Lady Like there's no tomorrow Take my heart, don't lose it Listen to your heart Cheri Cheri Lady To know you is to love you If you call me baby I'll be always yours Cheri Cheri Lady Like there's no tomorrow Take my heart, don't lose it Listen to your heart Cheri Cheri Lady To know you is to love you If you call me baby I'll be yours Cheri Cheri Lady Like there's no tomorrow Take my heart, don't lose it Listen to your heart Cheri Cheri Lady To know you is to love you If you call me baby I'll be yours♪" Alexander's beautiful singing voice and perfect song choice, along with his phenomenal dance moves, moved the lady's heart to tears. "That was beautiful!" She exclaimed in joy. "Then, my love, let us ride...into the sunset," Alexander replied. And they lived happily ever after.

I-I don't know? It just happens...

A whole conversation filled with innuendo followed afterwards, but I'm too lazy to copy paste it all. Dio would be proud.

Well, I never really find studying boring as long as I'm not distracted by something else. It's just that...it gets boring after you study it SO MUCH.

Physics. It's not entirely boring, at least.

I'm on a short break from studying for 500 hours. I will be going back to study for another 500 hours soon.

Hai. WHAT'S UP?!

*Pokes Pats Amelia*