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Nothing can beat Raoh Vs. Whale. But I wouldn't expect your peasant mind to understand the intricacies of such things. I wouldn't expect anyone's peasant mind to understand. After all, you're all peasants. I would only expect one such as myself to understand such delicate pieces of art. Artistic, I say. Artistic. I do feel quite sorry for your primitive minds, however, so do not be under the fake assumption that I am insensitive to your problems. The real problem rears its ugly head here, though, because I realize there's absolutely nothing I can do with your limited understanding and horrid tastes. I'm terribly, terribly sorry; even being the royal I am, invincible, immortal, superior in just about every way to a monkey like you, I'm still only human, and this is, unfortunately, as far as I can go.