Nightmare

I don't find him annoying but I don't get annoyed easily so maybe that's just me.

And all I'll need is MegaGargomon. Psh, that mangy dog cannot stand up to the emperor of the Net Ocean.

I will face you with just GigaSeadramon and GSeaDestroy you.

No, something better.

I'm always alive. I will not die until I kill Emerald's team with my super badass team.

I can't get the Orange Box because I have no way of paying for it.

Don't forget eating lots of fruits and vegetables. EDIT: By the way, uh yeah, you will get haemorrhoids if you sit for so long.

Drink Coke.

Detroit Metal City - Fuckingham Palace

Uh, wow.

Wow, this is actually pretty good.

I liked how you talked in third-person. Who are your BROS and what are they like.

A lot.

There was once a summer Where everyone rode a Hummer And this is just my round But then he was a hound That foolings of a summer

You came alright.

You're all boring.

You wouldn't really feel any pain if your brain splattered, though.

It was fifty years ago, and I was but a child wandering in the icy cold deserts blazing with a horrible blizzard that left me bizarrely attractive and strangely uninfected. After nearing death from hypothermia for around twenty years, I found a lush, serene forest. As I neared it, I noticed the blizzard got weaker and weaker until it finally stopped and the sun shone with might onto my plight. I was saved from hypothermia! The ground was still dry but little by little, I noticed grass and other greens growing. Then I finally entered the forest. Oh, it was so warm and pleasant. I was pleased from the pleasantries. Food was abundant and my twenty years of hunger came to cease. I found a community of people in it, and far from it, and it was all good and nice and warm and fuzzy and cuddly. I grew and became a powerful man, which was when I left for a journey for another twenty years, a journey of self-discovery. I came back a few years ago and now I am here to stay, for the Forest needs me once more.

Pssssshh, I'd give you all my exact address if I weren't wary of relatives or some such finding this account.