So I did a little something and posed as Zelgius (RD spoilers obviously)...
Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I am Zelgius, commander of this army.
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Zelgius commander of this army.
Me:
...No, me being a commander is my social status, not my name
God:
Are you serious? YOU? You are a commander is your social status not your name? Is that your job?
Me:
Yes
God:
How do you like your work?
Me:
I like it very much, though it's lonely
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
My job
God:
Where do you work?
Me:
In the army
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Yes, I am dead now
God:
Oh. Er. But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
Obviously I'm in Heaven, and so are you
God:
What makes it so obvious? Tell me a little about your life in Heaven and so.
Me:
It's pretty great
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
The peace
God:
What else do the peace remind you of?
Me:
Nothing as I had no peace on Earth
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Thank you for talking with me, God
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is talking with you God.
Me:
...Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
That's pleasant to hear
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Indeed you don't
God:
I guess not.
Me:
Yep
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
Uh huh
God:
Yup. Excuse me!
Me:
Why?
God:
" Excuse me!"? Why?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Why are you cheering?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Oh, okay
God:
I understand. OK with me too.
Me:
That's good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Did it really take you six days to create the world?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming.
Me:
Ah, I see
God:
So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I am glad as well
God:
I'm delighted you're glad Zelgius commander of this army.
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
Same for me
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
Yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, Zelgius commander of this army.
Me:
I am very much pleased to hear that
God:
I am delighted by your happiness.
Me:
And I am delighted by yours
God:
Why are you delighted by mine.
Me:
Because you are God and you being happy means everything is going to be good
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God and me being happy means everything is going to be good.
Me:
Not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
I do not have any more questions, thank you
God:
Have you ever had more questions ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
Bro!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
I am deceased
God:
What are the advantages to being deceased years old?
Me:
...
God:
What are the advantages to being deceased years old?
Me:
Uh...no one bothers you any more?
God:
Gee. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
But it's different for me. I was shunned and hated.
God:
Are you sure it is? Where were you shunned and hated?
Me:
Because I am a Branded
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a Branded? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
Only my subordinates in the army, and the enemies on the battlefield
God:
Your subordinates in the army and the enemies on the battlefield?
Me:
Yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
It's not very exciting
God:
What is it?
Me:
It's dull
God:
Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
I do not know what that is
God:
" Do you like the Simpsons?"? What does it is?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Ok
God:
Yikes!
Me:
What?!
God:
No problem.
Me:
Oh, alright
God:
It goes without saying. OK.
Me:
Yes it does
God:
Ugh. How often?
Me:
Not very often, sadly
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
No, I do not
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
You were lied to
God:
I was?
Me:
Yes
God:
When?
Me:
Whenever you heard it
God:
Does that happen often?
Me:
I don't know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
You did?
God:
I did?
Me:
I don't know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
You did?
God:
I did?
Me:
I don't know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
You did?
God:
" I thought I told you already."? I did?
Me:
I don't know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
You did?
God:
I did?
Me:
I don't know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
Oops, I got revived. Duty calls. I must eradicate the Laguz Alliance. See you later God. Heaven was fun.
God:
Oh. Interesting... I have clients. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? What would happen if you didn't? See you later! When was this exactly?
Conclusion: Zelgius is godly. It's a fact now, God himself proved it.