Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Oh dear lord, spare us from such crap games in the future. For one thing, it features that emo bishie Alucard. Why can't we have a real man like Richter?! This game sucks so much. Alucard is so girly, he can't even run properly. AND WTF THERE ARE NO WHIPS IN THIS GAME WTF OMG WTF. I hate Alucard. I don't want such bishie emo shit in my game. And the soundtrack is a big clump of poo. It's made for sissies who like classic music, instead of real men who listen to rock. And WTF is up with the castle, man?! I don't even know where I should go! I'm so confused! The castle is so big! Overall, this game is a piece of shit that brings shame to the Castlevania series. I hate it so much that I gave it to my little brother, and he'll eventually break it anyway.
0/10. Don't touch this piece of shit even with a stick.